***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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gigem1223 said:

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Nothing like a solid series win. More of the same, rinse and repeat against Little Brother.


And still in 2nd place
Remind me in 8 weeks, little brother.


Y'all have been saying that for 3 months now. And the rangers own the all time series record and are the older franchise. So who is the little bro again?

What really matters? World Series championships. I assume you have more, being the older franchise, right?


You sound like a certain team in Austin
the team in Austin throws out all time vs record all the time.
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gigem1223 said:

htxag09 said:

gigem1223 said:

Ag94Ag17 said:

gigem1223 said:

Ag94Ag17 said:

Nothing like a solid series win. More of the same, rinse and repeat against Little Brother.


And still in 2nd place
Remind me in 8 weeks, little brother.


Y'all have been saying that for 3 months now. And the rangers own the all time series record and are the older franchise. So who is the little bro again?

What really matters? World Series championships. I assume you have more, being the older franchise, right?


You sound like a certain team in Austin

Ahh yes, you mean like touting historical series records?
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LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet
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Hi, Im Brett said:

LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet
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It scares me how much delusional rangers fans sound like our pals over in Austin. Touting historical records in a professional sport.
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This thread is going to be wild during the ALDS
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tjack16 said:

This thread is going to be wild during the ALDS


Hope it happens
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gigem1223 said:

tjack16 said:

This thread is going to be wild during the ALDS


Hope it happens


I think it will. Both Astros and Rangers will be in the playoffs… just depends on seeding. I'd imagine winner of our division gets the 2 seed, and the other gets the 4/5 wild card matchup. So it might be the ALCS that gets Astros vs Rangers if that's the case
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Yea probably more likely to be alcs if it is to happen. That'd be pretty insane.
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gigem1223 said:

Yea probably more likely to be alcs if it is to happen. That'd be pretty insane.


Same weekends as A&M/Bama and A&M/Tennessee

RIP to our livers and blood pressure
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n/m wrong thread
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Hi, Im Brett said:

LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet

This might be the funniest comment of the night.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?




Because Houston blows.
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FriscoKid said:

Why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?




Because Houston blows.


Y'all aren't very good at this.
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But Houston is part of Texas.....how does that work?
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Silver boot update after tonight

Astros 6-4

This division will come down to that series in September.
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tjack16 said:

Silver boot update after tonight

Astros 6-4

This division will come down to that series in September.


You hope. Things can change and we still have the trade deadline coming but our schedule over the next month is much more favorable. Better hope Framber turns it around cuz he's been pretty bad for about a month now.
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gigem1223 said:

tjack16 said:

Silver boot update after tonight

Astros 6-4

This division will come down to that series in September.


You hope. Things can change and we still have the trade deadline coming but our schedule over the next month is much more favorable. Better hope Framber turns it around cuz he's been pretty bad for about a month now.


Better hope you didn't break Eovaldi cause his velo dipped a ton and just missed a key series.

You make it sound like one one team has the trade deadline. How quickly y'all forget we've the team that added JV, Cole (offseason), & Greinke via trade. We're not afraid to make a big splash.
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Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

tjack16 said:

Silver boot update after tonight

Astros 6-4

This division will come down to that series in September.


You hope. Things can change and we still have the trade deadline coming but our schedule over the next month is much more favorable. Better hope Framber turns it around cuz he's been pretty bad for about a month now.


Better hope you didn't break Eovaldi cause his velo dipped a ton and just missed a key series.

You make it sound like one one team has the trade deadline. How quickly y'all forget we've the team that added JV, Cole (offseason), & Greinke via trade. We're not afraid to make a big splash.


How did what I said make it sound like one team has the trade deadline? I literally addressed it. "Things can change and we have the trade deadline coming"
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Rangers aren't afraid to make a splash either
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Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
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gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

tjack16 said:

Silver boot update after tonight

Astros 6-4

This division will come down to that series in September.


You hope. Things can change and we still have the trade deadline coming but our schedule over the next month is much more favorable. Better hope Framber turns it around cuz he's been pretty bad for about a month now.


Better hope you didn't break Eovaldi cause his velo dipped a ton and just missed a key series.

You make it sound like one one team has the trade deadline. How quickly y'all forget we've the team that added JV, Cole (offseason), & Greinke via trade. We're not afraid to make a big splash.


How did what I said make it sound like one team has the trade deadline? I literally addressed it. "Things can change and we have the trade deadline coming"


Because you prefaced it that the Astros hope the Sept series matters.

Regardless, I hope it doesn't matter. We're due for a nice little hot streak.
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And Eovaldi is fine. Yes his velo dipped a tick in his last outing but he also pitched a 6 inning shut out in his last outing.
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Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

tjack16 said:

Silver boot update after tonight

Astros 6-4

This division will come down to that series in September.


You hope. Things can change and we still have the trade deadline coming but our schedule over the next month is much more favorable. Better hope Framber turns it around cuz he's been pretty bad for about a month now.


Better hope you didn't break Eovaldi cause his velo dipped a ton and just missed a key series.

You make it sound like one one team has the trade deadline. How quickly y'all forget we've the team that added JV, Cole (offseason), & Greinke via trade. We're not afraid to make a big splash.


How did what I said make it sound like one team has the trade deadline? I literally addressed it. "Things can change and we have the trade deadline coming"


Because you prefaced it that the Astros hope the Sept series matters.

Regardless, I hope it doesn't matter. We're due for a nice little hot streak.


Because of the schedules… good lord your reading comprehension is terrible
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Enjoy another series loss. Y'all stay healthy. I don't want any excuses when we win the division. AGAIN.
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Farmer1906 said:

FriscoKid said:

Why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?




Because Houston blows.


Y'all aren't very good at this.

It's a new stadium. It takes a while to install secret cameras. Still one game back.
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Farmer1906 said:

Enjoy another series loss. Y'all stay healthy. I don't want any excuses when we win the division. AGAIN.


Y'all have already used up all those excuses
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jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
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gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Enjoy another series loss. Y'all stay healthy. I don't want any excuses when we win the division. AGAIN.


Y'all have already used up all those excuses


What excuse? I just told you we're winning the division.
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Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Enjoy another series loss. Y'all stay healthy. I don't want any excuses when we win the division. AGAIN.


Y'all have already used up all those excuses


What excuse? I just told you we're winning the division.


You can't be this dense…
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Cheatin Astros can't get quite over the hump. So close.
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So. Post ASB schedules:

Rangers: AL Central leaders, AL East leaders, NL West leaders, Astros

Astros: Angels, worst team in the NL, worst team in the AL, Rangers

Somehow the Rangers didn't lose a game in the standings.
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gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Enjoy another series loss. Y'all stay healthy. I don't want any excuses when we win the division. AGAIN.


Y'all have already used up all those excuses


What excuse? I just told you we're winning the division.


You can't be this dense…


I don't make excuses. I make promises.

Let me type more slowly.

D a d d y

I s

G o I n g

T o

W I n

T h e

D I v I s I o n
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frenchtoast said:

Cheatin Astros can't get quite over the hump. So close.

I would imagine that most Astro fans were super excited about this game tonight. They could get the series sweep and pull into a tie in the west with a win tonight. Sadly they are still sucking hind tit in the MLB standings and also as metro areas.
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option short side said:

jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.
 
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