***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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AustinCountyAg said:

can we please STFU about the Texans and Cowboys. If that is the best **** talking you can do on a BASEBALL board please excuse yourself.
Are you going to flag our posts so staff can put another lamewad warning on the OP?
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fc2112 said:




Trash talk from a Rangers realtor.

Our rivalry is kind of lame.
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adamhdonnell said:

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You do realize he was only pointing out that the Cowboys have been essentially as crappy as the Texans during the period in which that franchise has been in existence, don't you? If you are a Cowboy fan that should anger you that once a lauded franchise has fallen.
If anything it makes the Texans look worse. Even during the Cowboys drought, the Texans still find a way to be an even bigger joke. The NFL in Houston is a legacy of failure.

2 franchises, 0 Super Bowls, 0 Conference Championships.


They had a big lead in a championship game once. Does that count?
When was this?
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South Platte said:

adamhdonnell said:

LeagueCityAg said:

jkag89 said:

You do realize he was only pointing out that the Cowboys have been essentially as crappy as the Texans during the period in which that franchise has been in existence, don't you? If you are a Cowboy fan that should anger you that once a lauded franchise has fallen.
If anything it makes the Texans look worse. Even during the Cowboys drought, the Texans still find a way to be an even bigger joke. The NFL in Houston is a legacy of failure.

2 franchises, 0 Super Bowls, 0 Conference Championships.


They had a big lead in a championship game once. Does that count?
When was this?


I'm assuming it's a reference to the Oilers epic collapse?
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That was a wild card game. Their loss to KC a few years ago was in the Divisional round. Texans have never played in an AFC title game. The Oilers hadn't since the 70's.
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Seagar giving the lowly asstros a shout out in his speech with a kill shot
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"I guess we'll never know..."
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Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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I don't think the Astros mentioned the Rangers at all in either of our World Series parades. I'll have to go and check though
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tjack16 said:

I don't think the Astros mentioned the Rangers at all in either of our World Series parades. I'll have to go and check though
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DeangeloVickers said:

tjack16 said:

I don't think the Astros mentioned the Rangers at all in either of our World Series parades. I'll have to go and check though



I mean y'all won this season. Congrats. Not much else to say on that front.

Last year we had the "we want Houston" to throw back in people's face. This year yall had the "guess we'll never know". Enjoy the championship, and let's see how 2024 goes
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Frok said:

fc2112 said:




Trash talk from a Rangers realtor.

Our rivalry is kind of lame.


Cool, but I want to see this updated when Garcia gets popped for PEDs
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jakeaggie84 said:

Frok said:

fc2112 said:




Trash talk from a Rangers realtor.

Our rivalry is kind of lame.


Cool, but I want to see this updated when Garcia gets popped for PEDs
Gotta love when the cheaters start accusing other teams of cheating. Sore ****ing losers LMAO
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Most people get over the "but, but, but he did it too" defense by the time they're in middle school. But not these guys.
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And Seager was on the Dodgers team that the Astros cheated their way to a title.

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LeagueCityAg said:

jakeaggie84 said:

Frok said:

fc2112 said:




Trash talk from a Rangers realtor.

Our rivalry is kind of lame.


Cool, but I want to see this updated when Garcia gets popped for PEDs
Gotta love when the cheaters start accusing other teams of cheating. Sore ****ing losers LMAO








It does seem ironic, doesn't it?

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Seager was just happy to get his first "legitimate" ring.
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Meanwhile, Asstros fans still celebrate Altuve and Bregman like they did nothing wrong.

Such a poverty ass fanbase. Sorry the Rangers owned y'all in the only sport Houston is relevant in.
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I'll also add, it is well documented that Carlos Beltran brought to the table the whole idea of trying to gain an advantage by stealing the oppositions signs to Astros players. Which team did Beltran play for in 2016? Hmmm, let me think.
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Cool, we can post pics too.







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pretty sure Gattis admitted to PED use during the 2017 title* run. That was WELL after the era where everyone was shooting up.
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Delusional LMAO! Whatever helps you sleep at night!
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Completely misread your post, carry on.
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I had a several points I was trying to convey with that post.. I'll just say I don't think the Rangers used any unsportsmanlike methods of obtaining signs in 2016, on the other hand I'm not convinced about the other team Beltran played for that season and the two seasons prior to that.
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See the 2017 stuff would really be good trash talk if that was the only year we've had success. But see the reason us Astros fans don't care about what yall say about 2017 is that since that season… we've been to 6 straight ALCS, won 3 pennants and a title.

If 2017 happened and then we sucked after that then it would hit a little harder.

Our run of success in spite of 2017 is why we defend our team so much. It would be really hard to defend if let's say we were like the Nationals, won our title and then sucked the following 4 years.
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tjack16 said:

See the 2017 stuff would really be good trash talk if that was the only year we've had success. But see the reason us Astros fans don't care about what yall say about 2017 is that since that season… we've been to 6 straight ALCS, won 3 pennants and a title.

If 2017 happened and then we sucked after that then it would hit a little harder.

Our run of success in spite of 2017 is why we defend our team so much. It would be really hard to defend if let's say we were like the Nationals, won our title and then sucked the following 4 years.


Yep. Yankees got caught cheating and sucked after, same with Red Sox, same with dodgers, and I'm sure that if Beltran was with the rangers the year before the Astros, they probably did as well.
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So you cheated your way into your first WSC, but you didn't suck afterwards like some other known cheaters? And you're bragging about it?

Lmao y'all must be so proud
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agent-maroon said:

So you cheated your way into your first WSC, but you didn't suck afterwards like some other known cheaters? And you're bragging about it?

Lmao y'all must be so proud
They have to find something to be proud of I guess. Houston is a joke of a sports city.
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Love the back and forth photos of known juicers

And Bregman got beach slapped today. Seeing that it was from Seager, the quietist and most professional player in the game makes it even better.

Oh and HTX smells.
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tjack16 said:

DeangeloVickers said:

tjack16 said:

I don't think the Astros mentioned the Rangers at all in either of our World Series parades. I'll have to go and check though



I mean y'all won this season. Congrats. Not much else to say on that front.

Last year we had the "we want Houston" to throw back in people's face. This year yall had the "guess we'll never know". Enjoy the championship, and let's see how 2024 goes

It takes a lot of effort to keep talking smack and peacocking around before the street crews have even removed all the confetti from the streets.

Well done.
 
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