***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023*** - Page 28

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4:40p, 8/27/23

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Joey Gallo. Your boy doing you proud.

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In reply to Ciboag96 • 4:41p, 8/27/23

Ciboag96 said:
Astros fan here thinks that strike three was a terrible call. Umps sucking hard this year

It's the 11th inning, runner in scoring position. You have to defend the plate.

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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:45p, 8/27/23

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Joey Gallo. Your boy doing you proud.

Tagging up was a smart play. Getting too far off 2nd was atrocious. What is the rule if Lowe falls into the dugout? Does play continue?

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5:25p, 8/27/23

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Lol Arlington chokes again

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In reply to fc2112 • 5:54p, 8/27/23

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Tonight, our ace starts the winning streak.

We're going streaking!!!!

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5:55p, 8/27/23

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How's 3rd place feel rangerettes

To the genius who posted this on the astros thread - why don't you tell me?

"Fans" don't even know how to read the league standings...

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6:06p, 8/27/23

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I do not know how this thing is going to end but man my Ranger fan friends have talked a ton of crap this year.

Up until about two weeks ago.

Weird.

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In reply to agent-maroon • 6:08p, 8/27/23

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agent-maroon said:
Quote:
How's 3rd place feel rangerettes
To the genius who posted this on the astros thread - why don't you tell me?

"Fans" don't even know how to read the league standings...

Doc, do not the Astros hold the tie breaker over the Rangers at this point in time?

So then the Rangers would be in third place, correct?

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In reply to dermdoc • 6:10p, 8/27/23

dermdoc said:
agent-maroon said:
Quote:
How's 3rd place feel rangerettes
To the genius who posted this on the astros thread - why don't you tell me?

"Fans" don't even know how to read the league standings...

Doc, do not the Astros hold the tie breaker over the Rangers at this point in time?

So then the Rangers would be on third place, correct!

Except they aren't tied…. Math is hard

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In reply to gigem1223 • 6:13p, 8/27/23

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gigem1223 said:
dermdoc said:
agent-maroon said:
Quote:
How's 3rd place feel rangerettes
To the genius who posted this on the astros thread - why don't you tell me?

"Fans" don't even know how to read the league standings...

Doc, do not the Astros hold the tie breaker over the Rangers at this point in time?

So then the Rangers would be on third place, correct!

Except they aren't tied…. Math is hard

Oh I forgot the Rangers have played I believe two fewer games?

Sorry for the brain fart.

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In reply to dermdoc • 6:15p, 8/27/23

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dermdoc said:
gigem1223 said:
dermdoc said:
agent-maroon said:
Quote:
How's 3rd place feel rangerettes
To the genius who posted this on the astros thread - why don't you tell me?

"Fans" don't even know how to read the league standings...

Doc, do not the Astros hold the tie breaker over the Rangers at this point in time?

So then the Rangers would be on third place, correct!

Except they aren't tied…. Math is hard

Oh I forgot the Rangers have played I believe two fewer games?

Sorry for the brain fart.

Don't worry… all we have to do is go 1-2 in Arlington to bring that silver boot home back where it belongs. Our trophy case is getting full

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6:24p, 8/27/23

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So the Rangers are up .01% over the Astros.
According to CBS, their odds of winning the division have dropped to 21%, both well behind the Astros and Mariners.

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In reply to dermdoc • 6:53p, 8/27/23

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dermdoc said:
gigem1223 said:
dermdoc said:
agent-maroon said:
Quote:
How's 3rd place feel rangerettes
To the genius who posted this on the astros thread - why don't you tell me?

"Fans" don't even know how to read the league standings...

Doc, do not the Astros hold the tie breaker over the Rangers at this point in time?

So then the Rangers would be on third place, correct!

Except they aren't tied…. Math is hard

Oh I forgot the Rangers have played I believe two fewer games?

Sorry for the brain fart.

No worries. Rangers fans are used to the yippy dog barking from the 2nd or 3rd spot. We've come to expect it.

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6:59p, 8/27/23

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How bout dem Cowboys?

Lol

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In reply to agent-maroon • 7:04p, 8/27/23

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Lol acting like you're the team that's won the division 5 of the last 6 years

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7:05p, 8/27/23

At the end of the season I predict the Astros will be hoisting another pennant above Minute Maid, and the Rangers fan will be running greater metropolitan population and 1936 world fair smack.

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In reply to Dies Irae • 7:23p, 8/27/23

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Dies Irae said:
At the end of the season I predict the Astros will be hoisting another pennant above Minute Maid, and the Rangers fan will be running greater metropolitan population and 1936 world fair smack.

Lol, hang the banner

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In reply to BadAggie • 7:40a, 8/28/23

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BadAggie said:
Dies Irae said:
At the end of the season I predict the Astros will be hoisting another pennant above Minute Maid, and the Rangers fan will be running greater metropolitan population and 1936 world fair smack.

Lol, hang the banner

They aren't hanging that banner but I do expect a "4 starters in the All-Star game" banner prominently displayed in their horse barn of a stadium.

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9:36a, 8/28/23

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The Rangers are 1-7 since they wore these 😳 https://t.co/qJSqUdaDzA
— APOLLO MEDIA (@ApolloHOU) August 27, 2023

Should have learned from Texans letterman jacket incident.

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5:30p, 8/28/23

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Live look at the AL West division race pic.twitter.com/lfj8ddulMY
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) August 28, 2023

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 6:38p, 8/28/23

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Live look at the AL West division race pic.twitter.com/lfj8ddulMY
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) August 28, 2023

Yeah, I thought about that gif last week. I actually hope all 3 of us get in and it becomes an East-West civil war. The Twins can be the ring card girl.

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7:15p, 8/28/23

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2:25a, 8/30/23

Can we all, just for one night, come together as Texans and say, thank you A's

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6:18p, 8/30/23

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3rd place Rangers has a very familiar ring to it.

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 7:58p, 8/30/23

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Farmer1906 said:
3rd place Rangers has a very familiar ring to it.

The Mets are still the Mets after all

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In reply to tjack16 • 8:00p, 8/30/23

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tjack16 said:
Farmer1906 said:
3rd place Rangers has a very familiar ring to it.

The Mets are still the Mets after all

True but accurate when said.

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:00p, 8/30/23

Farmer1906 said:
3rd place Rangers has a very familiar ring to it.

Something about tempting the malicious and caprious baseball gods.

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In reply to jkag89 • 8:19p, 8/30/23

jkag89 said:
Farmer1906 said:
3rd place Rangers has a very familiar ring to it.
Something about tempting the malicious and caprious baseball gods.

what's gods haha

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8:54p, 8/30/23

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

*deep breath*

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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9:02p, 8/30/23

Rangers best season ever = 3rd place in the AL West

Hahahahhaa

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9:02p, 8/30/23

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You chumps just found the most amazing way to lose a game ever. That's hilarious. Well done.

And oh by the way you drop from 1st to 3rd all in the span of one HBP. Just skipped right past 2nd and straight to 3rd.

Well done.

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9:04p, 8/30/23

I was skeptical about walking three batters in a row given the new extra innings rules, but you guys make it work

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In reply to JohnnyTexAg1995 • 9:05p, 8/30/23

JohnnyTexAg1995 said:
jkag89 said:
Farmer1906 said:
3rd place Rangers has a very familiar ring to it.
Something about tempting the malicious and caprious baseball gods.
what's gods haha

I'm gonna assume that Ranger fan tempted the malicious and caprious baseball gods on their thread.

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9:08p, 8/30/23

Come on now... No need to throw salt in the wound. Season isn't over yet.

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9:11p, 8/30/23

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Casey Kasem: Now it's time for tonight's request and dedication. Tonight's request comes from our friend Aroldis C.

Aroldis writes, "Dear Casey, it's been a tough year for me at work. i started off great, and I was loving life in my new home of Kansas City, Missouri until suddenly everything changed. My job sold my contract to a company from Arlington and suddenly I had to sell my apartment, box up all of my stuff, and move to this fetid ****hole of a stadium that I drove by 5 times thinking it was just a really large Home Depot.

"Casey, I have tried to get along with my new coworkers, but they all think I'm supposed to be the best guy at my job ever, and I've been secretly struggling for almost 4 years, ever since a 5'6" Venezuelan man declared that he was actually my Daddy in front of a crowd of hundreds of thousands of people. My new company thinks I'm something that I'm not and it's really starting to affect me.

"Casey, I've never told anyone this before ,but I suck at doing my job, and I'm just as likely to strike someone out as I am to, oh, I don't know, peg a guy with the bases loaded to cough up a late-inning lead and send my team into sole possession of third place in the AL West.

"Casey, my coworkers are sick of my crap, the fans of our company want to cut me up into little pieces and feed me to the fishes, and I just wish I was back in Kansas City. I could really use a song tonight to send out to my teammates to explain what's currently going on."

Casey: "Aroldis, you're a very brave young man to send me this letter. And I think I have the perfect song for you, your teammates, and all of those lovely Texas Rangers' fans out there tonight. Aroldis, here's your request and dedication."

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