***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Lol.


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Read that this is only the 9th playoff appearance in franchise history for the Rangers, lulz.

Only the 8th for Houston in 9 years. Lulz.
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tjack16 said:

FriscoKid said:

tjack16 said:

"There is no winner here"

Well actually…. Astros won the silver boot 9-4 and are in first place.

Can that be traded in for a playoff spot?


Yes. Turns out that tie breaker is important


Lol
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Ranger fans are p***ies, the Astros owned them and they just got swept by the Mariners in the most important game of the year…suck it Arlington.
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This is why they should be happy focusing on the baby steps!

Maybe, if they're lucky, they can get by Tampa and get one home playoff game out of this historic season like Seattle did last year.
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Chrundle the Great said:

This is why they should be happy focusing on the baby steps!

Maybe, if they're lucky, they can get by Tampa and get one home playoff game out this historic season like Seattle did last year.


Don't compare them to Seattle, they just got swept by them when it mattered most.
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The Mariners pulled their best hitters after 6, gave a rookie pitcher who was called up yesterday his first inning in the big leagues, and the Rangers still couldn't score a single run.

Let's just hope they get it together and get by the Rays and Orioles so we can keep the ALCS in the state of Texas.
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That would be fun. We both got work to do to make that happen, but Rangers got a rough road first. Good luck!
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FriscoKid said:

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I don't think anyone on this thread is unbiased.

I really don't give a crap about baseball. The Ranger run was fun until football started. Houston's hatred towards Dallas is a must buy ticket and if we are talking trash then grab a seat.

We honestly don't care about Houston. The metroplex is doing just fine and now we get to host a baseball team in the playoffs that you guys can watch.


Lol, yeah I guess we can watch during the bye.

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Frisco needs to cry harder.
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He won't see this till later, cowboys are on remember?
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Grapesoda2525 said:

How does it feel to have Bobby Witt Jr poop on you for a week straight?


Wiping it off with a 2023 division champs shirt
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Reading that Arlington thread is pretty amusing…
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I guess the Rangers fans from this thread are obeying Semien


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Hornbeck said:

Reading that Arlington thread is pretty amusing…


They won't dare touch this thread now, it is officially football season now…
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tjack16 said:

I guess the Rangers fans from this thread are obeying Semien



I have said this before and will say it again.. this right here is what motivated Houston to win those games in Arlington when they last played… dumb move by that dude to fire up a team full of hitters .. now it looks likes those games cost them the division? Oh well Semien probably won't learn
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I know the Rangers are excited to make the playoffs again. But don't go celebrating too hard. You have a flight to catch. To Tampa. Bwahahaha
MelvinUdall
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They have moved onto the Cowboys, they are out on the Rangers.
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FriscoKid said:

agdaddy04 said:

I don't think anyone on this thread is unbiased.

I really don't give a crap about baseball. The Ranger run was fun until football started. Houston's hatred towards Dallas is a must buy ticket and if we are talking trash then grab a seat.

We honestly don't care about Houston. The metroplex is doing just fine and now we get to host a baseball team in the playoffs that you guys can watch.
Who are you HOSTING? You do realize all your games are in Tampa, right?
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"Oh, uh, we care about football blah blah blah"

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Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.
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FtBendTxAg said:

Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.


I need proof
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Somebody mentioned it casually on my Facebook. I've asked for a photo. More FW area is where they live.
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MelvinUdall said:

Ranger fans are p***ies, the Astros owned them and they just got swept by the Mariners in the most important game of the year…suck it Arlington.
Interesting language... getting swept in one game? I guess you must be the guy that brings the broom to game 1 of a series?
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Farmer1906 said:

FtBendTxAg said:

Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.


I need proof


Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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fullback44 said:

tjack16 said:

I guess the Rangers fans from this thread are obeying Semien



I have said this before and will say it again.. this right here is what motivated Houston to win those games in Arlington when they last played… dumb move by that dude to fire up a team full of hitters .. now it looks likes those games cost them the division? Oh well Semien probably won't learn


Like King Tuck said after that series in FW "we like to dangle that carrot in front of our little brother "
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That's it! That's the one she just posted! Lmfao!
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TexasAggiesWin said:

MelvinUdall said:

Ranger fans are p***ies, the Astros owned them and they just got swept by the Mariners in the most important game of the year…suck it Arlington.
Interesting language... getting swept in one game? I guess you must be the guy that brings the broom to game 1 of a series?


Show me on the doll where the trashcan touched you.
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Oh no.
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bearkatag15 said:

Farmer1906 said:

FtBendTxAg said:

Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.


I need proof






I regret that I only have 1 star to give.
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MelvinUdall said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

MelvinUdall said:

Ranger fans are p***ies, the Astros owned them and they just got swept by the Mariners in the most important game of the year…suck it Arlington.
Interesting language... getting swept in one game? I guess you must be the guy that brings the broom to game 1 of a series?


Show me on the doll where the trashcan touched you.
Cute, from a guy who calls fans of other teams *******. Show me where Arlington touched you
 
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