***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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tjack16 said:





Toronto should absolutely lose to see if they can avoid Baltimore and Tampa. That looks like a brutal path compared to Minnesota and Texas.
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Toronto had been tanking for several games.

MLB needs to reseed teams after the WC.
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Never change Dallas!
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Have fun in Tampa guys. You earned it.
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FriscoKid said:

tjack16 said:

"There is no winner here"

Well actually…. Astros won the silver boot 9-4 and are in first place.

Can that be traded in for a playoff spot?


Yes. Turns out that tie breaker is important
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Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

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Enjoy another series loss. Y'all stay healthy. I don't want any excuses when we win the division. AGAIN.


Y'all have already used up all those excuses


What excuse? I just told you we're winning the division.


You can't be this dense…


I don't make excuses. I make promises.

Let me type more slowly.

D a d d y

I s

G o I n g

T o

W I n

T h e

D I v I s I o n

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All that **** and look who's in first.
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Hurts doesn't it Rangers fans.
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Where is txaggie2012 at?
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As a Houston fan and a Texans fans, the Rangers are a very Texans'esque team, good luck with all of that…
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Not even the biggest choke job in Ranger's history

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The trophy will look nice next to the boot.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

kb2001 said:

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Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
Agreed, the only missing piece for perfection was that the sips didn't lose.

I just hope we get good games tomorrow. I would hate to see the D-backs or Mariners mail it in because they have nothing to play for tomorrow. You can usually count on teams to always play to win, but Scott Servais is such a grade A POS that I wouldn't put it past him to tank the game out of spite. It'd be a shame for the Rangers division title to be stained like that. Let's just get some good baseball and let the chips fall where they may.
Typical Astros fan. Thinking the entire world revolves around your team.


This didn't age well, enjoy Tampa…go smoke a blunt, you'll get it over quick.
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This begs the question. Do the Rangerettes hang a banner for finishing with the same record as the AL West Champs?
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Farmer1906 said:

This begs the question. Do the Rangerettes hang a banner for finishing with the same record as the AL West Champs?


They will hang it right next to the "5 all stars" one.
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Just checking in here.…
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Hang a banner for longest flight to WC - Seattle to Tampa?
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Mathguy64 said:

Farmer1906 said:

This begs the question. Do the Rangerettes hang a banner for finishing with the same record as the AL West Champs?


They will hang it right next to the "5 all stars" one.


if only they had 6
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Farmer1906 said:

This begs the question. Do the Rangerettes hang a banner for finishing with the same record as the AL West Champs?
The Cardinals "claimed" a division title in 2001, I would not be surprised to see Arlington do the same.
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512Ag said:

A lesson for our friends up north:


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jkag89 said:

Farmer1906 said:

This begs the question. Do the Rangerettes hang a banner for finishing with the same record as the AL West Champs?
The Cardinals "claimed" a division title in 2001, I would not be surprised to see Arlington do the same.


Very Ole Miss move.
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The Rangers would absolutely be this petty. After all, they DESERVE everyone's respect. This is America's Town we are talking about, with the most All Stars competing against the insurmountable Shohei Ohtani and diamond darling JRod. This whole tiebreaker thing is all New York's fault and the umpires screwed them all year. Surely the Astros cheated too by hacking pitch coms.

It will be hung and getting steamrolled by the little, bitter team to the south will fade into history as just a big misunderstanding of the plan for the 2023 MLB season. Manfred does not know who he just messed with here.
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jkag89
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Since I didn't want to tempt the malicious and caprious baseball gods even with an eight a seven run lead, I waited to post this until the final out.
jkag89 said:

jetch17 said:


And since there is no longer a game 163, this trophy now could actually mean something.
As much as I hate tie breakers for baseball, The Boot did mean something this year.
 
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