***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Adam87inSA
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Until the day I die, the Texas Rangers are never done kicking me in the balls
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Adam87inSA said:

Until the day I die, the Texas Rangers are never done kicking me in the balls
The Scherzer injury really hurt. Lost the game in Anaheim with a rookie pitching in his slot and TBD going for him today.
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I'm too nervous to say a peep. Mrs. Marvin and I were talking last night about how the past two weeks have been more stressful than Houston's title runs. We sat in Seattle last fall for that 18-inning 1-0 win and I didn't feel this anxious.

It's just been one crazy year.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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you have to figure without the injury to Max or to Eovaldi this would have been wrapped up by now. But that's baseball
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bdp514am said:

you have to figure without the injury to Max or to Eovaldi this would have been wrapped up by now. But that's baseball

That's baseball exactly.

Almost every team can say that. Astros have been without lance all season. Luis almost all season. Urquidy a large chunk. Altuve missed the first how many games?
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Yeah neither the Astros or rangers can use the injury excuse in regards to each other this year. Both have been just as injured as the other and have both struggled at times even when mostly healthy
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htxag09 said:

bdp514am said:

you have to figure without the injury to Max or to Eovaldi this would have been wrapped up by now. But that's baseball

That's baseball exactly.

Almost every team can say that. Astros have been without lance all season. Luis almost all season. Urquidy a large chunk. Altuve missed the first how many games?
In fairness, McCullers is hurt all the time. Even when he goes to get the mail he can break something.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

htxag09 said:

bdp514am said:

you have to figure without the injury to Max or to Eovaldi this would have been wrapped up by now. But that's baseball

That's baseball exactly.

Almost every team can say that. Astros have been without lance all season. Luis almost all season. Urquidy a large chunk. Altuve missed the first how many games?
In fairness, McCullers is hurt all the time. Even when he goes to get the mail he can break something.


I mean…. Have you met DeGrom
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Grapesoda2525 said:

htxag09 said:

bdp514am said:

you have to figure without the injury to Max or to Eovaldi this would have been wrapped up by now. But that's baseball

That's baseball exactly.

Almost every team can say that. Astros have been without lance all season. Luis almost all season. Urquidy a large chunk. Altuve missed the first how many games?
In fairness, McCullers is hurt all the time. Even when he goes to get the mail he can break something.


Yet he's accomplished more in his career than any Rangerette pitcher all time.
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I think both fan bases are breathing a sigh of relief tonight. Tomorrow should be fun but a relatively low stress day.
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This is the 9th postseason appearance for Arlington. Congrats.

Astros in for the 7th time in a row.
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Farmer1906 said:

This is the 9th postseason appearance for Arlington. Congrats.

Astros in for the 7th time in a row.


Thanks man! Same to you!
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Sarcasm.
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Haven't been this high on my Rangers since my experimental nose candy days with Ron Washington.
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Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
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Mr Gigem said:

Low stress? Tomorrow is for all the division marbles.
Relatively low stress. I'm sure we all want our team to win the division but both sides are relieved it is not a do or die situation.
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tjack16 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

htxag09 said:

bdp514am said:

you have to figure without the injury to Max or to Eovaldi this would have been wrapped up by now. But that's baseball

That's baseball exactly.

Almost every team can say that. Astros have been without lance all season. Luis almost all season. Urquidy a large chunk. Altuve missed the first how many games?
In fairness, McCullers is hurt all the time. Even when he goes to get the mail he can break something.


I mean…. Have you met DeGrom


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HEY RANGERS, IF YALL COULD PLEASE LOSE TOMORROW

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tjack16 said:

Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
and seattle getting eliminated, whose fans are now having to resort to rooting for a texas team to beat their own, just to spite another team from texas.
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tjack16 said:

Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
Agreed, the only missing piece for perfection was that the sips didn't lose.

I just hope we get good games tomorrow. I would hate to see the D-backs or Mariners mail it in because they have nothing to play for tomorrow. You can usually count on teams to always play to win, but Scott Servais is such a grade A POS that I wouldn't put it past him to tank the game out of spite. It'd be a shame for the Rangers division title to be stained like that. Let's just get some good baseball and let the chips fall where they may.
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kb2001 said:

tjack16 said:

Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
Agreed, the only missing piece for perfection was that the sips didn't lose.

I just hope we get good games tomorrow. I would hate to see the D-backs or Mariners mail it in because they have nothing to play for tomorrow. You can usually count on teams to always play to win, but Scott Servais is such a grade A POS that I wouldn't put it past him to tank the game out of spite. It'd be a shame for the Rangers division title to be stained like that. Let's just get some good baseball and let the chips fall where they may.
Typical Astros fan. Thinking the entire world revolves around your team.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

kb2001 said:

tjack16 said:

Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
Agreed, the only missing piece for perfection was that the sips didn't lose.

I just hope we get good games tomorrow. I would hate to see the D-backs or Mariners mail it in because they have nothing to play for tomorrow. You can usually count on teams to always play to win, but Scott Servais is such a grade A POS that I wouldn't put it past him to tank the game out of spite. It'd be a shame for the Rangers division title to be stained like that. Let's just get some good baseball and let the chips fall where they may.
Typical Astros fan. Thinking the entire world revolves around your team.
Typical Rangers fan. Incapable of reading comprehension. Or maybe just high as a kite yet again
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Grapesoda2525 said:

kb2001 said:

tjack16 said:

Regardless of who you root for between the Astros and rangers…. We can all agree this was a great sports day with the Aggies winning on top of both our teams clinching
Agreed, the only missing piece for perfection was that the sips didn't lose.

I just hope we get good games tomorrow. I would hate to see the D-backs or Mariners mail it in because they have nothing to play for tomorrow. You can usually count on teams to always play to win, but Scott Servais is such a grade A POS that I wouldn't put it past him to tank the game out of spite. It'd be a shame for the Rangers division title to be stained like that. Let's just get some good baseball and let the chips fall where they may.
Typical Astros fan. Thinking the entire world revolves around your team.


I mean, the Baseball world kinda does revolve around us...so...
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The building on the right is in downtown Houston
Fuzzy Dunlop
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Maybe so, but it's in Texas!
Double Talkin' Jive...
Harry Dunne
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Why even have Rangers players? Might as well just Photoshop Quinn Ewers in there.
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Ideal outcome today:
Rangers beat M's (win the West, get a bye to heal up)
Rays beat Jays (who finish w 89 wins)
Asstros win (finish w 90 wins)

This sends Hou (5 seed) to TB and Jays (6 seed) to Twinkies.
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Adam87inSA said:

Ideal outcome today:
Rangers beat M's (win the West, get a bye to heal up)
Rays beat Jays (who finish w 89 wins)
Asstros win (finish w 90 wins)

This sends Hou (5 seed) to TB and Jays (6 seed) to Twinkies.
I'd be down for a rangers vs jays ALDS and rangers vs Astros ALCS
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Adam87inSA
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n/m
Try and make something idiot proof, and all they do is make a better idiot.
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Harry Dunne said:

Why even have Rangers players? Might as well just Photoshop Quinn Ewers in there.


Rangers are such a ****ty franchise in all aspects lol
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LarryBird said:

Harry Dunne said:

Why even have Rangers players? Might as well just Photoshop Quinn Ewers in there.


Rangers are such a ****ty franchise in all aspects lol


Welcome to Texags, rook!! Glad you could make it here for the final week of the season.
 
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