***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Silent For Too Long said:

This game was the epitome of been their done that veterans versus the Rangers not ready for the big time.

Just watch Garcia's home run and Altuve's back to back. One of these teams expects to win because that's what they do.


So much gold in this thread. This particular post did not age well.
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XXXVII said:

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The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.


The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.


The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.


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LeagueCityAg said:

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Sex Panther said:

I think the most amusing thing in this thread is a poster named League City Ag is waving the flag for Dallas

Which team hosts a pride night and which one doesn't?


Yeeeaaahhhh that wasn't a well thought out insult
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XXXVII said:

XXXVII said:

XXXVII said:

The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.


The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.


The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.
this was so dumb
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BadAggie said:

Florida Aggie said:

Anyone know what channel the Astros Wild Card game is on I can't seem to locate it.


I was assured the Astros would be at home watching the Rangers in the playoffs and it turns out that's what happened.


Twice! (WC round and WS)
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Farmer1906 said:

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Yes…. You guys were missing Yordan, but you guys also got lucky that Duran was going thru his first slump of the year. He's been hitting the cover off the ball all season, but he didn't get any hits in this series. That won't happen again in the next 2 series with you guys.

Your only reliable pitcher is an obese lard who hurt his ankle on the steps of the dugout. Javier looks really shaky and nobody else is really a stud or reasonably reliable in any way. You guys also don't have the farm assets that other teams want to acquire the kind of help you need.

We have 2 terrible opponents before the all star break to take out our frustrations from this series on. We'll still be in first when the all star break gets here. We'll regroup and be just fine. You guys got us this time, but we'll be back and we'll see what happens in the second half.


The amount of wishful thinking and hoping in this warms my heart.

I'm going to quote it now for fun bumps later on.
Good call - this is a fun bump.
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Prosperdick said:

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Dies Irae said:

At the end of the season I predict the Astros will be hoisting another pennant above Minute Maid, and the Rangers fan will be running greater metropolitan population and 1936 world fair smack.


Lol, hang the banner
They aren't hanging that banner but I do expect a "4 starters in the All-Star game" banner prominently displayed in their horse barn of a stadium.
LOL at all 3 of y'all. We'll be hanging a banner alright. Enjoy your new division champs banner I guess.
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GrapevineAg said:

Prosperdick said:

BadAggie said:

Dies Irae said:

At the end of the season I predict the Astros will be hoisting another pennant above Minute Maid, and the Rangers fan will be running greater metropolitan population and 1936 world fair smack.


Lol, hang the banner
They aren't hanging that banner but I do expect a "4 starters in the All-Star game" banner prominently displayed in their horse barn of a stadium.
LOL at all 3 of y'all. We'll be hanging a banner alright. Enjoy your new division champs banner I guess.

I'll take our "horse barn" over that crack house next to the fifth ward.
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Yeah, my B lol
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Dies Irae said:

At the end of the season I predict the Astros will be hoisting another pennant above Minute Maid, and the Rangers fan will be running greater metropolitan population and 1936 world fair smack.


Where is that idiot talking smack about having the space center, the juxtaposition between this post and that are too damn good
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sig check
the_batman26: I guess yall need this, its something to take pride in. At least the Feds trusted us with the Space Center; and I seem to recall the Feds not having the best time in Dallas.
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LarryBird said:

Harry Dunne said:

Why even have Rangers players? Might as well just Photoshop Quinn Ewers in there.


Rangers are such a ****ty franchise in all aspects lol
So sad, quoting his own socks on this thread LOL.
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Silent For Too Long said:

Florida Aggie said:

In the end you will get a season of moral victories:

  • Lead the Division through August
  • Will finish third this year(thanks to key off and mid season moves)
  • Six All-Stars



*Totally OWNED that 5 year old on bumper cars.

Y'all were so wrong. Shoulda stayed silent a bit longer!
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astros fans so upset the Rangers got a championship to put them even on legitimate titles
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Farmer1906 said:

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Gunna be the best 1-2 punch in the postseason. Then Javier is the best #3 in baseball. The duo of best rookies in France & Brown. What insane depth for a team that lost 3 starters.

Verlander, Valdez, and Javier went a combined 3-5 with a 5.00 ERA.

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Grapevine, you're really having a ball with this, aren't you?
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I mean, some of these guys popped off quite a bit, plus the "accidental" drive-bys in the Rangers thread - I know they won't show up to eat their crow, but they deserve to be made fun of a bit. All in good fun.
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What do you mean "accidental" he just wanted to know where to eat LOL
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kb2001 said:

Ranger fans are excited, they should be, best start in a long time. Astros fans are frustrated, they should be, 6 years of running the AL spoils you. Success and excitement for the Rangers is 2 games better than frustration and disappointment for the Astros.

It's actually kind of cute to watch Ranger fans, like watching a 5 year old riding without the training wheels for the first time, knowing a fall is coming, but just watching them enjoy the moment while they have it.


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Astro fan posts are carbon copies of longhorn fan posts when discussing A&M. Been really fun to watch the character arcs this season.
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Cheo said:

Daddy with the W today


Chest-puffing a regular season win… "Hang the banner!" Did I do that right?



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Quote:

Chest-puffing a regular season win… "Hang the banner!" Did I do that right?
You did. Well done.
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You seem like a good Astros fan and a good dude - I'd have a beer with you any time.
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Prosperdick said:

Don't forget the banner they're going to hang this season: "4 Starters in the All-Star Game!"

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Huh how about that? I was told by every Astros fan I know that it had nothing to do with us and we were just holding on to a random quote for no reason.
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Adolis Garcia sat courtside at the Mavs-Rockets game last night, and the Rockets lost. Looks like Garcia's reign of terror over Houston continues…
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Texas is an MLB Power State
Astros and Rangers World Series champs
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What would happen if Dusty ever won a game 7? …
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I guess we'll never know.
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Do NOT let Brian McTaggart catch the Lakers popping champagne for a mid season accomplishment. It's clear LeBron does not have what it takes to be a champion with that mindset.
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Ag_07 said:

Congrats to the Rangers on losing the series and a game in the standings. Well done

HANG THE BANNER!!!!!
Will let you know when it comes up.
 
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