***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***
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Wait, so Ranger fans are turning into the *******s they swore they wouldn't be? Shocked.
@asstrosfans
You seem lost. This is the Trash Talking thread. But don't let your heart be troubled as the Astros have been granted a thread with a Staff Warning in the heading. Perhaps that would be more your speed.
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Sometimes I forget that having a brain disqualifies me from most trash-talking forums, so I'll spell it out better for you guys educated in Dallas.LeagueCityAg said:
Meanwhile, Asstros fans still celebrate Altuve and Bregman like they did nothing wrong.
Such a poverty ass fanbase. Sorry the Rangers owned y'all in the only sport Houston is relevant in.
My point with the photos is that EVERY TEAM CHEATS. They try to find advantages. Trying to play this holier-than-thou game about the Astros title in 2017 is the dumbest **** of all time. If the Aggies won the Natty and then it was revealed they had stolen some signs from Alabama, none of us would give a flying ****. If three years from now you found out the Rangers had hired Matt Stallions to video tape Arizona pitchers with a camera in centerfield and relay signals to the dugout, not one single person among you would cast aside your gear and cry about how they had tainted the title.
Do you guys also think Michigan didn't really win all those games with the Fab Five? Do you not consider Reggie Bush the actual Heisman winner cuz he was paid? Get over yourselves.
And I'm pretty sure baseball is the only sport that Dallas is relevant in too, unless you want to count the Cowboys annual playoff implosion or the Mavericks being stupid enough to think Kyrie Irving is a healthy component in for winning a title as "relevant." Maybe your hockey team is good, but nobody cares about hockey in Texas.
So let's do the final count again:
World Series Titles
Houston 2
Dallas 1
NBA Titles
Houston 2
Dallas 1
Super Bowl Titles
Dallas 6
Houston 0
Trash talk me all you want about the Cowboys, but don't pretend your multi-city **** hole is some sports mecca.
Dallas Stars 1 Stanley Cup
Houston doesn't rate an NHL franchise
Houston doesn't rate an NHL franchise
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My point with the photos is that EVERY CHEATER RATIONALIZES
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Adam87inSA said:
Dallas Stars 1 Stanley Cup
Houston doesn't rate an NHL franchise
Space station > NHL
/asstroguy
Did I pull a Rip van Winkle and the Cowboys won another Super Bowl while I was asleep?Quote:
Super Bowl Titles
Dallas 6
Neither did Dallas, they stole theirs from Minnesota.Adam87inSA said:
Dallas Stars 1 Stanley Cup
Houston doesn't rate an NHL franchise
Yes, that's why I talked trash here. Maybe you Ranger fans should learn to read better. At least y'all can still recognize who your daddy is. You've got a looooong way to go to reach that position. It's entertaining watching y'all believe you will.agent-maroon said:
You seem lost. This is the Trash Talking thread. But don't let your heart be troubled as the Astros have been granted a thread with a Staff Warning in the heading. Perhaps that would be more your speed.
Maybe you're right about the reading better thing, because I haven't seen any Ranger "daddy" posts. Daddy issues seem to be the purview of the astros fans.Funky Winkerbean said:Yes, that's why I talked trash here. Maybe you Ranger fans should learn to read better. At least y'all can still recognize who your daddy is. You've got a looooong way to go to reach that position. It's entertaining watching y'all believe you will.agent-maroon said:
You seem lost. This is the Trash Talking thread. But don't let your heart be troubled as the Astros have been granted a thread with a Staff Warning in the heading. Perhaps that would be more your speed.
No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. See full Medical Disclaimer.
Cheating and finding an advantage are not the same thing
Using a live feed from a camera positioned in centerfield to watch the catcher, then relaying to a guy in the dugout to bang a trash can is not the same thing as figuring out a pitcher licks his lips before he throws a change up
Using a live feed from a camera positioned in centerfield to watch the catcher, then relaying to a guy in the dugout to bang a trash can is not the same thing as figuring out a pitcher licks his lips before he throws a change up
DFW: 8 championshipsThe Porkchop Express said:Sometimes I forget that having a brain disqualifies me from most trash-talking forums, so I'll spell it out better for you guys educated in Dallas.LeagueCityAg said:
Meanwhile, Asstros fans still celebrate Altuve and Bregman like they did nothing wrong.
Such a poverty ass fanbase. Sorry the Rangers owned y'all in the only sport Houston is relevant in.
My point with the photos is that EVERY TEAM CHEATS. They try to find advantages. Trying to play this holier-than-thou game about the Astros title in 2017 is the dumbest **** of all time. If the Aggies won the Natty and then it was revealed they had stolen some signs from Alabama, none of us would give a flying ****. If three years from now you found out the Rangers had hired Matt Stallions to video tape Arizona pitchers with a camera in centerfield and relay signals to the dugout, not one single person among you would cast aside your gear and cry about how they had tainted the title.
Do you guys also think Michigan didn't really win all those games with the Fab Five? Do you not consider Reggie Bush the actual Heisman winner cuz he was paid? Get over yourselves.
And I'm pretty sure baseball is the only sport that Dallas is relevant in too, unless you want to count the Cowboys annual playoff implosion or the Mavericks being stupid enough to think Kyrie Irving is a healthy component in for winning a title as "relevant." Maybe your hockey team is good, but nobody cares about hockey in Texas.
So let's do the final count again:
World Series Titles
Houston 2
Dallas 1
NBA Titles
Houston 2
Dallas 1
Super Bowl Titles
Dallas 6
Houston 0
Trash talk me all you want about the Cowboys, but don't pretend your multi-city **** hole is some sports mecca.
San Antonio: 5 championships
Houston: 4 championships
San Antonio has 1 franchise and they have more titles than Houston.
DFW is now one of 8 markets to have a title in all 4 major sports. Houston has yet to play in a Super Bowl and doesn't even have an NHL team.
Again, Houston sports are a joke.
LeagueCityAg said:DFW: 8 championshipsThe Porkchop Express said:Sometimes I forget that having a brain disqualifies me from most trash-talking forums, so I'll spell it out better for you guys educated in Dallas.LeagueCityAg said:
Meanwhile, Asstros fans still celebrate Altuve and Bregman like they did nothing wrong.
Such a poverty ass fanbase. Sorry the Rangers owned y'all in the only sport Houston is relevant in.
My point with the photos is that EVERY TEAM CHEATS. They try to find advantages. Trying to play this holier-than-thou game about the Astros title in 2017 is the dumbest **** of all time. If the Aggies won the Natty and then it was revealed they had stolen some signs from Alabama, none of us would give a flying ****. If three years from now you found out the Rangers had hired Matt Stallions to video tape Arizona pitchers with a camera in centerfield and relay signals to the dugout, not one single person among you would cast aside your gear and cry about how they had tainted the title.
Do you guys also think Michigan didn't really win all those games with the Fab Five? Do you not consider Reggie Bush the actual Heisman winner cuz he was paid? Get over yourselves.
And I'm pretty sure baseball is the only sport that Dallas is relevant in too, unless you want to count the Cowboys annual playoff implosion or the Mavericks being stupid enough to think Kyrie Irving is a healthy component in for winning a title as "relevant." Maybe your hockey team is good, but nobody cares about hockey in Texas.
So let's do the final count again:
World Series Titles
Houston 2
Dallas 1
NBA Titles
Houston 2
Dallas 1
Super Bowl Titles
Dallas 6
Houston 0
Trash talk me all you want about the Cowboys, but don't pretend your multi-city **** hole is some sports mecca.
San Antonio: 5 championships
Houston: 4 championships
San Antonio has 1 franchise and they have more titles than Houston.
DFW is now one of 8 markets to have a title in all 4 major sports. Houston has yet to play in a Super Bowl and doesn't even have an NHL team.
Again, Houston sports are a joke.
Yet, you choose to live in Houston… brilliant.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
I've said it on here plenty of times and I'll say it again. I love living down here, the people are great and it's a great area to raise a family. But, the sports teams and fans suck.
LeagueCityAg said:
I've said it on here plenty of times and I'll say it again. I love living down here, the people are great and it's a great area to raise a family. But, the sports teams and fans suck.
That's how I feel about living up here… except a lot of the people are trash as well
LeagueCityAg said:
I've said it on here plenty of times and I'll say it again. I love living down here, the people are great and it's a great area to raise a family. But, the sports teams and fans suck.
Like I suspect Dallas is- which is where my kids all live- the people are great in general. A few knuckleheads don't define an entire fan base. I said that myself recently.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
Once again why are you discussing other sports on a baseball Trash Talking Thread after your team just won a World Series? I honestly don't get it.
Because... RENT FREEjkag89 said:
Once again why are you discussing other sports on a baseball Trash Talking Thread after your team just won a World Series? I honestly don't get it.
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
Y'all couldn't enjoy the WS for 5 minutes before you started talking about daddy.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Y'all couldn't enjoy the WS for 5 minutes before you started talking about daddy.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
Then double down on BASEBALL, don't go off on tangents.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
One thing I think we all can agree on…….
Jimbo's time is up.
Jimbo's time is up.
PatriotAg02 said:
One thing I think we all can agree on…….
Jimbo's time is up.
Agree with the sentiment. But I doubt we could get these two fanbases to agree on what time it is, much less the coach vs buyout money situation.
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I think the most amusing thing in this thread is a poster named League City Ag is waving the flag for Dallas
Cool. Blind squirrel found a nut for once. Get one more than come talk.LeagueCityAg said:PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Y'all couldn't enjoy the WS for 5 minutes before you started talking about daddy.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
Sex Panther said:
I think the most amusing thing in this thread is a poster named League City Ag is waving the flag for Dallas
Which team hosts a pride night and which one doesn't?PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Sex Panther said:
I think the most amusing thing in this thread is a poster named League City Ag is waving the flag for Dallas
Can we borrow the trash cans?PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Cool. Blind squirrel found a nut for once. Get one more than come talk.LeagueCityAg said:PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Y'all couldn't enjoy the WS for 5 minutes before you started talking about daddy.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
Born and raised in the metroplex!Sex Panther said:
I think the most amusing thing in this thread is a poster named League City Ag is waving the flag for Dallas
LeagueCityAg said:Can we borrow the trash cans?PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Cool. Blind squirrel found a nut for once. Get one more than come talk.LeagueCityAg said:PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Y'all couldn't enjoy the WS for 5 minutes before you started talking about daddy.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
Can we borrow your steroids?
Hey, quit accusing the Astros' father of steroid use. That's disrespectful!Jaydoug said:LeagueCityAg said:Can we borrow the trash cans?PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Cool. Blind squirrel found a nut for once. Get one more than come talk.LeagueCityAg said:PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Y'all couldn't enjoy the WS for 5 minutes before you started talking about daddy.LeagueCityAg said:
Because Houston fans continue to cry about it
Can we borrow your steroids?
Mathguy64 said:
Huh. I tried to post the celebration videos from the Rangers when they won the WS.
All I get is Error 404 File Not Found.
Maybe someone better than me can post it.
The only thing I could get to work was this.
Try again now.
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