***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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9:13a, 11/1/23
Congrats Rangers fans, this will be a well earned WS, everything came together in the postseason…cherish every moment.
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In reply to tjack16 • 10:26a, 11/1/23
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tjack16 said:
fc2112 said:


Y'all did that from 2017-2022 on the trash talk thread. Except y'all were out by mid July or early August. We are doing that in 2023 now because y'all beat us fair and square.

Congrats on a big win last night and likely your first World Series title. Enjoy it. We've got *2 titles and 4 pennants in 7 years so I'm not overly upset if y'all win this one.
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In reply to tjack16 • 11:02a, 11/1/23
tjack16 said:
fc2112 said:


Y'all did that from 2017-2022 on the trash talk thread. Except y'all were out by mid July or early August. We are doing that in 2023 now because y'all beat us fair and square.

Congrats on a big win last night and likely your first World Series title. Enjoy it. We've got 2 titles and 4 pennants in 7 years so I'm not overly upset if y'all win this one.
This is how every Astros fan should feel. None of what the Rangers are doing will take away from what an unbelievable run yall are on.
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In reply to GarlandAg2012 • 12:43p, 11/1/23
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Because it's objectively true. I have more to do than care about what the geriatrics here think.
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12:52p, 11/1/23
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What's also objectively true, as I said earlier, is that no one's watching or cares about either team.
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In reply to the_batman26 • 3:00p, 11/1/23
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Plenty of people watched the Rangers send the Astros packin
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In reply to the_batman26 • 3:02p, 11/1/23
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the_batman26 said:
What's also objectively true, as I said earlier, is that no one's watching or cares about either team.
I don't know that viewership smack is the card Astros fans want to play- before this season, 3 of the 5 least-watched World Series were ones that included the Astros.
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In reply to the_batman26 • 3:51p, 11/1/23
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the_batman26 said:
Because it's objectively true. I have more to do than care about what the geriatrics here think.
Yet, you keep posting about objective truths on the boomer board.

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In reply to Aggies2009 • 4:27p, 11/1/23
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And yet yours is at the lowest. The very lowest, in fact. If millions more people wanted to watch the Lions and Raiders, of all teams, over the Rangers at their height, it's not a good look.
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In reply to the_batman26 • 5:07p, 11/1/23
the_batman26 said:
And yet yours is at the lowest. The very lowest, in fact. If millions more people wanted to watch the Lions and Raiders, of all teams, over the Rangers at their height, it's not a good look.
You guys are silly. From a ratings perspective, Arizona is barely better than matching up against New Mexico or Oklahoma. If we were playing the Phillies or the Mets, the ratings wouldn't be an issue. The ratings don't stink because of us, they stink because of the diamondbacks. Get over yourselves.
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In reply to the_batman26 • 5:09p, 11/1/23
the_batman26 said:
And yet yours is at the lowest. The very lowest, in fact. If millions more people wanted to watch the Lions and Raiders, of all teams, over the Rangers at their height, it's not a good look.

I think you're lost ole son, this isn't the Astros Offseason thread.
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In reply to Aggies2009 • 5:09p, 11/1/23
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Aggies2009 said:
the_batman26 said:
What's also objectively true, as I said earlier, is that no one's watching or cares about either team.
I don't know that viewership smack is the card Astros fans want to play- before this season, 3 of the 5 least-watched World Series were ones that included the Astros.
Astros fans that use viewers as smack talk forget this. And that their WS appearances included the Cubs, Dodgers, Nationals, Braves, and Phillies.
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In reply to AgEng06 • 5:21p, 11/1/23
AgEng06 said:
Aggies2009 said:
the_batman26 said:
What's also objectively true, as I said earlier, is that no one's watching or cares about either team.
I don't know that viewership smack is the card Astros fans want to play- before this season, 3 of the 5 least-watched World Series were ones that included the Astros.
Astros fans that use viewers as smack talk forget this. And that their WS appearances included the Cubs, Dodgers, Nationals, Braves, and Phillies.
The Astros played the Cubs in the World Series?

You're post is not helping dispel the notion that the average TexAgs POW POW Lifelong FPTR fan knows anything about baeball.
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In reply to jkag89 • 5:44p, 11/1/23
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jkag89 said:
AgEng06 said:
Aggies2009 said:
the_batman26 said:
What's also objectively true, as I said earlier, is that no one's watching or cares about either team.
I don't know that viewership smack is the card Astros fans want to play- before this season, 3 of the 5 least-watched World Series were ones that included the Astros.
Astros fans that use viewers as smack talk forget this. And that their WS appearances included the Cubs, Dodgers, Nationals, Braves, and Phillies.
The Astros played the Cubs in the World Series?

You're post is not helping dispel the notion that the average TexAgs POW POW Lifelong FPTR fan knows anything about baeball.
Neither is taking 3 edits to post something about baeball
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In reply to TexasAggiesWin • 5:47p, 11/1/23
Edit smack, really?
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In reply to jkag89 • 5:53p, 11/1/23
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jkag89 said:
Edit smack, really?
Wait, dumb smack talk is off limits now?
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In reply to jkag89 • 5:55p, 11/1/23
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Lol sorry. Brain fart, but obviously the market of Chicago is what I was pointing out.
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In reply to the_batman26 • 6:24p, 11/1/23
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the_batman26 said:
And yet yours is at the lowest. The very lowest, in fact. If millions more people wanted to watch the Lions and Raiders, of all teams, over the Rangers at their height, it's not a good look.
Not "mine", though I certainly like the Rangers more than the cheaters. Just making an "objective observation" as you say.
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In reply to AgEng06 • 6:30p, 11/1/23
AgEng06 said:
Lol sorry. Brain fart, but obviously the market of Chicago is what I was pointing out.
That is what I figured but when someone places the ball so squarely on a tee i couldn't resist, even if it took me three edits to get the thought out in a legible form.
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7:03p, 11/1/23
Good luck tonight Rangers fans. I will miss Steve Sparks (Astros radio analyst) doing his champagne live reporting this year aka "Sparky getting wet" but it is a fun experience and hope to be back again soon.
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7:13p, 11/1/23
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I'm just here for the edit smack
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 8:00p, 11/1/23
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Grapesoda2525 said:
The ratings don't stink because of us, they stink because of the diamondbacks. Get over yourselves.


The Diamondbacks are saying that about the Rangers.
And they're also right.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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9:51p, 11/1/23
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Congrats rangers fans

Just remember as you're celebrating that you got onto/made fun of us Astros fans for a few things.

1. Bringing up our 2022 title in the 2023 trash talk thread
2. Buying and wearing our WS merchandise everywhere
3. Going to replica ring nights


Now that you guys will have replica ring night and merchandise I'm going to assume you won't be enjoying any of those? Since you made fun of us for it.

Also I look forward to y'all not bringing up the 2023 season once April starts since according to yall "its in the past, only sips bring up past titles"
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9:54p, 11/1/23
Congrats. Rangers have grown from baby brother to just little brother.

In all seriousness; congrats! Well deserved for yall! Enjoy it
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9:55p, 11/1/23
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We really did pull a 2021-2022 Mississippi state/ Ole Miss and 2009/2010 Alabama/Auburn

One team won it, then the other won it the next year
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9:57p, 11/1/23
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Hell of a season Rangers.
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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In reply to tjack16 • 9:57p, 11/1/23
tjack16 said:
We really did pull a 2021-2022 Mississippi state/ Ole Miss and 2009/2010 Alabama/Auburn

One team won it, then the other one it the next year


At least they didn't two it
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In reply to tjack16 • 9:57p, 11/1/23
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I don't think any rangers fans are even thinking of you guys right now. Irrelevant
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In reply to FunkyTownAg • 9:59p, 11/1/23
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FunkyTownAg said:
I don't think any rangers fans are even thinking of you guys right now. Irrelevant
Some are... enough to monitor and post on the Astros offseason thread while y'all are on the verge of winning your first ever World Series...
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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In reply to tjack16 • 9:59p, 11/1/23
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tjack16 said:
Congrats rangers fans

Just remember as you're celebrating that you got onto/made fun of us Astros fans for a few things.

1. Bringing up our 2022 title in the 2023 trash talk thread
2. Buying and wearing our WS merchandise everywhere
3. Going to replica ring nights


Now that you guys will have replica ring night and merchandise I'm going to assume you won't be enjoying any of those? Since you made fun of us for it.

Also I look forward to y'all not bringing up the 2023 season once April starts since according to yall "its in the past, only sips bring up past titles"


Congratulations Ranger fans!
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In reply to jkag89 • 10:01p, 11/1/23
jkag89 said:
AgsWin2011 said:
Stros can have the stupid west. I'd rather get an untainted WS championship.
If it happens I'll tip my cap but the Astros already have an untainted World Series Championship.
Congrats to the Rangers!




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10:02p, 11/1/23
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Wow this champion thing is easy
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10:03p, 11/1/23
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Congrats rangers fans. In all seriousness and through all the jokes/trash talk … enjoy it. Well earned
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10:06p, 11/1/23
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10:06p, 11/1/23
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Congrats, Rangers fans. Getting that first ring is a great feeling. What a special October for your boys.
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