***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Jerry-Ag
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the_batman26 said:

I'll take one asterisk WS and one without over your 0.
Don't forget the Space Center too!!!
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Better than a school book depository.
Jerry-Ag
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You know you're beat when your comeback after getting knocked out of the playoffs is that your city has a Space Center. Truly something to hang your hat on while sitting on your couch.
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I hate to break it to you, but no one's going to be watching the WS without Houston. You can fire up those Cowboys Superbowl-VHS tapes to experience viewership like that again though.
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Does this mean the astros are truly americas team, because like the cowboys we didn't make it to the big game at the end?

I hope everybody loses, because win the Rangers win, A demon gets its horns. also F%#@ Harper.
I live in waco....therefore, I am ready to move elsewhere.
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the_batman26 said:

I hate to break it to you, but no one's going to be watching the WS without Houston. You can fire up those Cowboys Superbowl-VHS tapes to experience viewership like that again though.
Don't worry I'll be watching. Something tells me you will too decked out in Philly/Arizona gear.
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the_batman26 said:

I hate to break it to you, but no one's going to be watching the WS without Houston. You can fire up those Cowboys Superbowl-VHS tapes to experience viewership like that again though.
Delusion IS real.
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Jerry-Ag said:

the_batman26 said:

I hate to break it to you, but no one's going to be watching the WS without Houston. You can fire up those Cowboys Superbowl-VHS tapes to experience viewership like that again though.
Don't worry I'll be watching. Something tells me you will too decked out in Philly/Arizona gear.
***Sorry - I meant Philly/Phoenix gear
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What else is there to do up there, afterall? And you can't say beat the Astros in the post season, because you didn't win at home either.
Jerry-Ag
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the_batman26 said:

What else is there to do up there, afterall?
Not go to the space center
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Jerry-Ag said:

You know you're beat when your comeback after getting knocked out of the playoffs is that your city has a Space Center. Truly something to hang your hat on while sitting on your couch.
Don't be too hard on them. When you City is mostly known for record obesity rates, sweltering humidity, and sizzurp, you can't blame them for grasping for straws to find something to take pride in.
the_batman26
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Houston has 2 WS. And one you'll never get over because of "cheating."
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the_batman26 said:

I guess y'all need this, it's something to take pride in. At least the Feds trusted us with the Space Center; and I seem to recall the Feds not having the best time in Dallas.


Which one of the sad astronauts was you?

Wow
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I'm just saying lol, both areas are known for very different things to the world at large. At least the Rangers are making yours relevant again, for now.
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This thread is cringe af. Mods please delete.
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Yeah, this thing is not good reading over the last few pages
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Feel free to delete, I wasn't serious lol. It's just baseball after all.
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the_batman26 said:

Feel free to delete, I wasn't serious lol. It's just baseball after all.

Holy ***** Yeah, dude, going on for pages with junior high trash talking means you aren't "serious".
the_batman26
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That's exactly what trashtalk is. We're not having serious debates.
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fc2112 said:


The Astros doing the Lord's work.

Even as an Astros fan I laughed. Of course the Bee brought better smack than most TexAgs Rangers fans.
Hamburger Dan
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Not just stealing signs. That is what the non starters are supposed to be doing -while on the bench. Using surveillance cameras, slow motion footage, cameras, and props (trash cans) is not just stealing signs . 2017 has an asterisk by it. Forever. If they ALL weren't doing it- they were still complicit. They cheated
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To be fair: cheating is a part of the game. The Federal 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals said as much (1) (2). Also why I don't take this sport too seriously.
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Good grief the copium in this thread is off the charts unreal.
the_batman26
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Gotta give the geriatrics here something fun to read in the nursing home, when they're not dooming on the football team.
Jerry-Ag
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the_batman26 said:

Feel free to delete, I wasn't serious lol. It's just baseball after all.
I'd ask the mods to delete my responses if I were you too.
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tjack16
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This thread used to be nothing but the baseball regulars back in April - August. It was much better banter.

All these new people coming in and having the worst trash talk
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the_batman26 said:

Better than a school book depository.

Haha I think that ends the thread.
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No one takes the zoo seriously. Especially a trash talk thread that may be pointless if the NL wins out. If you truly need internet affirmation, I'm sorry.
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Good, anything to inject some life in this sport.
Jerry-Ag
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the_batman26 said:

No one takes the zoo seriously. Especially a trash talk thread that may be pointless if the NL wins out.
Looks like someone is a little lost then. This isn't the zoo.
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the_batman26
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It's very much the same sad bunch. Just wearing different hats.
jkag89
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tjack16 said:

This thread used to be nothing but the baseball regulars back in April - August. It was much better banter.

All these new people coming in and having the worst trash talk
With most of it having nothing to do with baseball.
the_batman26
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God forbid. I must have missed that in the "Rules and Regulations of Trash Talk" 8th edition.
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the_batman26 said:

I hate to break it to you, but no one's going to be watching the WS without Houston. You can fire up those Cowboys Superbowl-VHS tapes to experience viewership like that again though.

This is something a sip would say. "Nobody cares about football unless Texas is in the mix."

That right there is some unbelievable arrogance. There is life outside of Houston and some people consider Houston an afterthought in their daily lives.

Wow
 
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