***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know
Pudge, Palmerio, Juan Gonzales, Canseco...all juiced out of their minds. You're a f***ing hypocrite.
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero
1) Astros

2) 7

3) Garden gnome

4) maldy
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Prosperdick said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know
Pudge, Palmerio, Juan Gonzales, Canseco...all juiced out of their minds. You're a f***ing hypocrite.


He wasn't a fan then, he just became a fan in 2023…
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PoppaB05 said:

This will be fun

As an Olive Branch I offer some strategic hints to the Arlingtonians

1). Yordan struggles with changeups
2). Yordan also struggles with lefty relievers
3). Booing Altuve really gets in his head
4). Chapman has been dominant against Altuve, hope you don't bring him in to face us
5). Chanting "We want Houston" throws the whole team off their game

YWIA



6. Be sure to pick a fight with Mattress Mack
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Grapesoda2525 said:

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7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


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Cromagnum said:

PoppaB05 said:

This will be fun

As an Olive Branch I offer some strategic hints to the Arlingtonians

1). Yordan struggles with changeups
2). Yordan also struggles with lefty relievers
3). Booing Altuve really gets in his head
4). Chapman has been dominant against Altuve, hope you don't bring him in to face us
5). Chanting "We want Houston" throws the whole team off their game

YWIA



6. Be sure to pick a fight with Mattress Mack
7. Bring Chas some banana pudding. He hates the stuff.
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


1. Astros
2. 6
3. Dong
4. Pena
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


Astros
5
Tucker
Abreu
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Creed!?

JFC.
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jetch17 said:

Creed!?

JFC.


They were putting out bangers the last time any team in Dallas was relevant. I may even have a couple songs on Winamp.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


What a poosay. Oh no. An adult said the F word during a celebration. I guess y'all had a ****ing bible study and prayer circle last night. Blame the broadcast for not having the 15 second delay.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


JV dropping his nuts right on the Arlington forehead is going to be even better than his F bombs.
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All trash talk aside, this is pretty cool having an all-Texas ALCS. Happy to see the state of Texas take the spotlight over the northeast.
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Cromagnum said:

jetch17 said:

Creed!?

JFC.


They were putting out bangers the last time any team in Dallas was relevant. I may even have a couple songs on Winamp.


The stars and mavericks would like a word sir
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gigem1223 said:

Cromagnum said:

jetch17 said:

Creed!?

JFC.


They were putting out bangers the last time any team in Dallas was relevant. I may even have a couple songs on Winamp.


The stars and mavericks would like a word sir


Who
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Florida Aggie said:

Might as well lock this thread. Nebraska got a better shot at the playoffs this year. Rangers are cooked all that money in free agency and acquiring Schezer for third in the division. Atleast Trout went on his annual IL stint so you didn't end up in fourth.





Oooof
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Frok said:

All trash talk aside, this is pretty cool having an all-Texas ALCS. Happy to see the state of Texas take the spotlight over the northeast.
The Astros have been doing their part for the past seven postseasons.
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Ranger fans, Astros fans - can we all agree that we love seeing the Dodgers LOSE again? **** them.
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Wabs said:

Ranger fans, Astros fans - can we all agree that we love seeing the Dodgers LOSE again? **** them.
Wouldn't surprise me to finally see Kershaw leave the dodgers for the rangers this offseason.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Wabs said:

Ranger fans, Astros fans - can we all agree that we love seeing the Dodgers LOSE again? **** them.
Wouldn't surprise me to finally see Kershaw leave the dodgers for the rangers this offseason.

Why would you want someone that can't pitch in the postseason?
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As long as he doesn't touch a baseball in October, I'm In
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Isn't it guaranteed that when the Rangers sign an ace in Free Agency that they get hurt within their first few starts?

Corey Kluber didn't even make it one inning IIRC.
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JV has already been announced. Who is going pitch G1 for the Rangers?
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Prosperdick said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know
Pudge, Palmerio, Juan Gonzales, Canseco...all juiced out of their minds. You're a f***ing hypocrite.


Everybody was guilty then. Clemens, bagwell, caminiti, Mike Hampton, pettite, Alou.

Juiced out of their minds? Let's not be dramatic.
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Wabs said:

Ranger fans, Astros fans - can we all agree that we love seeing the Dodgers LOSE again? **** them.
**** the Dodgers
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Wabs said:

Ranger fans, Astros fans - can we all agree that we love seeing the Dodgers LOSE again? **** them.


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South Platte said:

Prosperdick said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know
Pudge, Palmerio, Juan Gonzales, Canseco...all juiced out of their minds. You're a f***ing hypocrite.


Everybody was guilty then. Clemens, bagwell, caminiti, Mike Hampton, pettite, Alou.

Juiced out of their minds? Let's not be dramatic.


As was everyone one was using technology to steal signs…let's not be dramatic.
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are there any videos of Rangers fans chanting "we want Houston"???
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The Astros and Rangers share 4 very important things
1) Hate for the Dodgers
2) Hate for the Yankees
3) Hate for the Cardinals
4) Love for Nolan Ryan
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agdaddy04 said:

JV has already been announced. Who is going pitch G1 for the Rangers?
Charlie Hough
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The Porkchop Express said:

agdaddy04 said:

JV has already been announced. Who is going pitch G1 for the Rangers?
Charlie Hough
Projected Ranger rotation?

I am sure we will use the same as the ALDS

JV
Framber
Javier
Urquidy

Congrats all around, winner is gonna get a hot NL team
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Moving on up the leaderboard


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tjack16 said:

Moving on up the leaderboard



Interesting chart.

The rangers would pass a lot of teams if their next appearance is relatively soon. Although, John Smoltz thinks the orioles will be in the ALCS the next 10-20 years because we heard 50-100 times how "young, talented, deep, and great" they all are and how this is just the tip of the iceberg!

Never seen a losing team get their balls sucked so much.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

tjack16 said:

Moving on up the leaderboard



Interesting chart.

The rangers would pass a lot of teams if their next appearance is relatively soon. Although, John Smoltz thinks the orioles will be in the ALCS the next 10-20 years because we heard 50-100 times how "young, talented, deep, and great" they all are and how this is just the tip of the iceberg!

Never seen a losing team get their balls sucked so much.


" Did you know the orioles have alot of young talent and are built for a dynasty?" - John smoltz when he is laying next to his wife probably
 
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