***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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BayAg_14
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Rangers…

Mathguy64
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Good luck ****ers.
jkag89
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jkag89 said:

I hope Ranger fans enjoy the postseason, not as much as Astros fans but I do hope it is a fun ride for them.
He we effin' GO!
Wabs
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GLF!
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Trash talk aside…this series is going to be so much fun

With that side, **** the Astros
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Bring on those ranger f*** bois
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I'm so excited for this series .. both teams doing extremely well, as an Astros fan I think this will be fun, May the best team win, no hard feelings either way, the state will be represented well either way!
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It's on MFers. Go Stros
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T&Ps Texags mods
Mr Gigem
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gigem1223 said:

T&Ps Texags mods


They just need to take a week off, or go ahead and preemptively ban everyone
Mathguy64
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It took forever to happen but it finally did. This is gonna be fun.

Having said that…

You wanted us. You got us. Daddy is coming.
The Shank Ag
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Let's go!!! Wouldn't have wanted any other ALCS outcome.

To be king, sometimes you have to face the current king. Astros fans, we realize this and are excited for the opportunity.

Im not bending the knee, but despite all the ish talk, this is how it needed to be.
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gigem1223 said:

T&Ps Texags mods


They need to forget this board even exists for the next 10 days.
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Im not a baseball historian but this is the first time the Rangers an Astros have ever played in the playoffs right?
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Yes
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DTX_12 said:

Im not a baseball historian but this is the first time the Rangers an Astros have ever played in the playoffs right?
This is the 14th time they have met in the post-season. The first time was in the 1947 World Series.
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Verlander with the F bomb on TV lol
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BayAg_14 said:

Rangers…



Everyone knows Astro fans are dirty
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Verlander dropping F bombs on live TV
Mr Gigem
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Astros spraying champagne. Don't they know that's not allowed. Jobs not finished
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DTX_12 said:

Im not a baseball historian but this is the first time the Rangers an Astros have ever played in the playoffs right?


Yes it is.

Houston has been in the AL since 2013. We've never met in the post season. This should be fun!
Double Talkin' Jive...
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Fuzzy Dunlop said:

DTX_12 said:

Im not a baseball historian but this is the first time the Rangers an Astros have ever played in the playoffs right?


Yes it is.

Houston has been in the AL since 2013. We've never met in the post season. This should be fun!


Should have happened in 2015 but we both blew leads

This series will be better though because now both teams are legit contenders
Wabs
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7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.
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This will be fun

As an Olive Branch I offer some strategic hints to the Arlingtonians

1). Yordan struggles with changeups
2). Yordan also struggles with lefty relievers
3). Booing Altuve really gets in his head
4). Chapman has been dominant against Altuve, hope you don't bring him in to face us
5). Chanting "We want Houston" throws the whole team off their game

YWIA
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The Porkchop Express said:

DTX_12 said:

Im not a baseball historian but this is the first time the Rangers an Astros have ever played in the playoffs right?
This is the 14th time they have met in the post-season. The first time was in the 1947 World Series.
My grandfather told be about the '47 Series. True Classic.
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This is going to be good.
BillYeoman
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Gonna be great

I am still happy Seattle got bounced.
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Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know
Mathguy64
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7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
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I am a San Francisco Giants fan, but I am excited for an all-Texas ALCS for the first ever postseason series between the Texas Rangers and Houston Astros. I am glad the Arizona Diamondbacks have a 2-0 lead over the Los Angeles Dodgers and are about to sweep them. I am rooting for the Houston Astros to defeat the Rangers and the NL Champion to repeat as World Series champions.
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TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know


lol sounds like one of those I only want to beat them at full strength takes… Boomer
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Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


He mad.
 
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