***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY


Crazy to think Rangers would have to get six more in a row to even be in the conversation of being as good as the Astros. That's if the Astros don't keep the streak alive next year of course.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


Who says chronic mellows you out? Man you need to loosen the tie and relax a bit.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


Awe…..look at you. We're so sorry your highness.,
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BayAg_14 said:

Are you 80 years old?


He's 13 and probably stoned out of his mind.
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Iraq2xVeteran said:

I am a San Francisco Giants fan, but I am excited for an all-Texas ALCS for the first ever postseason series between the Texas Rangers and Houston Astros. I am glad the Arizona Diamondbacks have a 2-0 lead over the Los Angeles Dodgers and are about to sweep them. I am rooting for the Houston Astros to defeat the Rangers and the NL Champion to repeat as World Series champions.
Is this AI ever going to get out of Beta mode?
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Mathguy64 said:

BayAg_14 said:

Are you 80 years old?


He's 13 and probably stoned out of his mind.
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Florida Aggie said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know


lol sounds like one of those I only want to beat them at full strength takes… Boomer

We talk English in Texas, Florida Ag
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TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know


Ok, but will Arlington ever know 7 straight? That's the real question.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even you're ace dropping F bombs on TV.

What's that now?
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PoppaB05 said:

This will be fun

As an Olive Branch I offer some strategic hints to the Arlingtonians

1). Yordan struggles with changeups
2). Yordan also struggles with lefty relievers
3). Booing Altuve really gets in his head
4). Chapman has been dominant against Altuve, hope you don't bring him in to face us
5). Chanting "We want Houston" throws the whole team off their game

YWIA



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Wabs said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Wabs said:

7 ****ing straight. Something Arlington will never, ever know.

Class and not cheating, something the Tine will never know


Ok, but will Arlington ever know 7 straight? That's the real question.

There is a God, and I'm not him. So tough to answer
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Well if we use Announcer's logic, the Astros will roll on into the WS seeing as the Rangers get 1 extra day of rest.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


Of all your really, really bad takes on this thread. Complaining about a baseball player using potty words in the locker room takes the cake. Take another hit and chill.
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Astros in 5 and Creed is played with confetti flowing down as they celebrate…book it.
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Daddy-O5 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Mathguy64 said:

7 straight ALCS. That's good right? Is that good? I kind of feel like that's pretty good. If feels like…dang it I can't think of the word… it's din…not not quite…dine…I almost have it. Ah. Got it.

DYNASTY
Got the "nasty" part right. Your thread, your city, your fans. Even your ace dropping F bombs on TV.


Of all your really, really bad takes on this thread. Complaining about a baseball player using potty words in the locker room takes the cake. Take another hit and chill.


He hasn't smoked yet…give it time, his thought process will change.
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Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


1. Astros
2. 5
3. Tucker
4. McCormick
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


1. Astros
2. 6 games
3. MVP = Kyle Tucker
4. Surprise hero = Chas McCormick

5. Bonus, best player on losing team… Adolis Garcia
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


Astros
6
Altuve
Montero
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Best player on losing team…..Apple purchases of Creed by Rangers fans.
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Astros
4 games
Maldonado
B. Abreu
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Yordaddy said:

Astros
4 games
Maldonado
B. Abreu


Did you get the last 2 reversed?
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero
1. Astros
2. 6
3. Yordan
4. Maldy

Bonus Best on losing team: Semien
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Farmer1906 said:

Yordaddy said:

Astros
4 games
Maldonado
B. Abreu


Did you get the last 2 reversed?
Biggest surprise of the season if not
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


1. Rangers
2. 5
3. Seager
4. Lowe
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


Astros
6
Alvarez
Machete
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1. Astros
2. 6
3. King Tuck
4. Chas
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Rangers in 4
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Mr Gigem said:

Rangers in 4


Isn't your job to sell tickets? And shouldn't you want it to go 5 to actually do that?
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero
1. Astros
2. 4 games
3. Arnoldis Chapman
4.Will Smith
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tjack16 said:

Alright let's here the predictions.

1. Who wins
2. How many games?
3. Series MVP
4. Surprise hero


Astros
6
Astros Pen
Captain Lou
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PoppaB05 said:

This will be fun

As an Olive Branch I offer some strategic hints to the Arlingtonians

1). Yordan struggles with changeups
2). Yordan also struggles with lefty relievers
3). Booing Altuve really gets in his head
4). Chapman has been dominant against Altuve, hope you don't bring him in to face us
5). Chanting "We want Houston" throws the whole team off their game

YWIA

Be sure to chant the pitch clock when Javier is dealing, it totally messes him up.
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Poppa is not a smart baseball fan…
 
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