***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.


I get it. Nobody likes the king.
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SquirrellyDan said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.


I get it. Nobody likes cheaters.


FIFY
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AgsWin2011 said:

But according to Smoltz just now, we're cross town rivals.


Similar to say Boston to Washington DC
Farmer1906
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AgsWin2011 said:

SquirrellyDan said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.


I get it. Nobody likes cheaters.


FIFY


Imagine cheating and still sucking. Hint… you don't need to.
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AgsWin2011 said:

SquirrellyDan said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.


I get it. Nobody likes cheaters.




FIFY


Imagine being so jealous of the Astros you have to roll with THeY CHeaTEd
jkag89
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gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.
The POW POW FPTR fans were always modest and unassuming in support of the 2010/2011 AL Pennant Winning Ranger teams. They never ever posted videos or gifs Albert Pujols going yard to ruin the Astros clinching the 2005 NL Pennant at home. Those must have been ploys by Astros fans attempting to denigrate the magnanimous and kindly folk of Dallas.
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If both teams advance staff should just ban everyone who had ever posted on either thread for a week to save itself the headache.
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jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.
The POW POW FPTR fans were always modest and unassuming in support of the 2010/2011 AL Pennant Winning Ranger teams. They never ever posted videos or gifs Albert Pujols going yard in to ruin the Astros clinching the 2005 NL Pennant at home. Those must have been ploys by Astros fans attempting to denigrate the magnanimous and kindly folk of Dallas.


Don't forget antlers and claw thing how stupid and obnoxious such a corny fan base
jkag89
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SquirrellyDan said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.


I get it. Nobody likes the king.
It is fun being one of if not the most hated franchise in baseball.
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gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.


Since 2017 we are. Royalty that is. But don't let reality get in your way.
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jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.
The POW POW FPTR fans were always modest and unassuming in support of the 2010/2011 AL Pennant Winning Ranger teams. They never ever posted videos or gifs Albert Pujols going yard to ruin the Astros clinching the 2005 NL Pennant at home. Those must have been ploys by Astros fans attempting to denigrate the magnanimous and kindly folk of Dallas.


Pujols ball STILL hasn't landed..
AgsWin2011
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Losing 2 World Series, winning one legitimately, and using technology and trash cans to "win" another doesn't define as Royalty.
jkag89
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CrawlingNo5 said:

jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.
The POW POW FPTR fans were always modest and unassuming in support of the 2010/2011 AL Pennant Winning Ranger teams. They never ever posted videos or gifs Albert Pujols going yard to ruin the Astros clinching the 2005 NL Pennant at home. Those must have been ploys by Astros fans attempting to denigrate the magnanimous and kindly folk of Dallas.


Pujols ball STILL hasn't landed..
Thanks for proving my point.
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CrawlingNo5 said:

jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

We don't hate Houston. We hate condescending Astros fans, who think they're baseball royalty. Don't get it twisted.
The POW POW FPTR fans were always modest and unassuming in support of the 2010/2011 AL Pennant Winning Ranger teams. They never ever posted videos or gifs Albert Pujols going yard to ruin the Astros clinching the 2005 NL Pennant at home. Those must have been ploys by Astros fans attempting to denigrate the magnanimous and kindly folk of Dallas.


Pujols ball STILL hasn't landed..
You realize we won that NLCS right?
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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AgsWin2011 said:

Losing 2 World Series, winning one legitimately, and using technology and trash cans to "win" another doesn't define as Royalty.


HEY, the astros have lost 3 world s5
https://ts.la/eric59704
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AgsWin2011 said:

Losing 2 World Series, winning one legitimately, and using technology and trash cans to "win" another doesn't define as Royalty.


Dynasty is spelled H-O-U-S-T-O-N
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You Rangers fans still hate Bochy?
jkag89
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Only losers point such things out. I rather get to the Series and lose (swept even) and have had a chance to win it all than not make it at all.
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agdaddy04 said:

You Rangers fans still hate Bochy?


Don't hate him at all but he made some terrible moves late in games. I don't watch the Astros much, but I imagine it's a lot of the frustrations y'all have with Dusty.
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Good gosh, the Astros fanbase over the last decade has become the most insecure bunch of nerds in sports history. I used to root for Houston when they weren't playing the rangers and it's just become impossible with how your fans have morphed into the pro version of Baylor when they have a modicum of success.
RogerFurlong
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Won one World Series and think they have a dynasty lol
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We did our part to meet in the ALCS…
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Tobias Funke said:

Good gosh, the Astros fanbase over the last decade has become the most insecure bunch of nerds in sports history. I used to root for Houston when they weren't playing the rangers and it's just become impossible with how your fans have morphed into the pro version of Baylor when they have a modicum of success.
Have you met modern day Braves fans?
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RogerFurlong said:

Won one World Series and think they have a dynasty lol

One?
MelvinUdall
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Has the Rangers fan base learned nothing chanting "We want Houston!" Good luck with that.
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agdaddy04 said:

RogerFurlong said:

Won one World Series and think they have a dynasty lol

One?


He's on a roll…let him go…
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A modicum of success???

6 ALCS appearances in a row while winning four of them and winning two World Series in the same time frame is more than a modicum IMO
RogerFurlong
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First one doesn't count since y'all cheated. Everyone knows that.
MelvinUdall
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RogerFurlong said:

First one doesn't count since y'all cheated. Everyone knows that.


It doesn't…can I interest you in some stats and the Manfred report as well as the Frontline documentary before you say all of that…or are you just so invested in internet talk.
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Dangerous
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
RogerFurlong
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Yes prove me wrong.
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You can hear it trailing off like they realized mid chant "ehh maybe this is a bad idea"
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OMG THE RANGERS ARE CELEBRATING!!! ANGER!!!!
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agdaddy04 said:

RogerFurlong said:

Won one World Series and think they have a dynasty lol

One?
dallas fans always love to invent ways to marginalize houston's superiority over them. the same fanbase that brought you "rockets only won cause they werent playing against jordan". nevermind that by their parameters, they still lose.
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Tobias Funke said:

Good gosh, the Astros fanbase over the last decade has become the most insecure bunch of nerds in sports history. I used to root for Houston when they weren't playing the rangers and it's just become impossible with how your fans have morphed into the pro version of Baylor when they have a modicum of success.


First ALCS appearance in over a decade and you're running to the internet to cry about the mean ole Astros? Goodness y'all are soft!
 
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