***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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In reply to AustinCountyAg • 8:42a, 9/28/23
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In reply to AustinCountyAg • 12:05p, 9/28/23
AustinCountyAg said:
seems that Daddy has ruffled the Rangers feathers this morning. A supposed racial slur was used? It appears our friends up north in southern Oklahoma might want to refresh on the Spanish slang and not believe every liberal out there trying to cancel culture everything in sight.
Farmer has posted some really bad attempts at trash talk, but this is awful. Probably worst I've ever seen on this thread.

I'd advise you to stick to your day job sir.
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1:10p, 9/28/23
That was a pretty impressive series up in Seattle. This final series vs. Arizona is bizarre timing. Arizona is bizarre in general - from 50-34 record, going 7-25 to drop to 57-59, now back to 84-74. That would test your resolve as a fan.

Looks like Arizona has the favorable matchup Friday, Houston has it for Saturday, so Sunday could be huge.
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In reply to South Platte • 1:11p, 9/28/23
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That was a pretty impressive series up in Seattle. This final series vs. Arizona is bizarre timing. Arizona is bizarre in general - from 50-34 record, going 7-25 to drop to 57-59, now back to 84-74. That would test your resolve as a fan.

Looks like Arizona has the favorable matchup Friday, Houston has it for Saturday, so Sunday could be huge.
I was wondering if they would move Gallen back to try and use him in the wildcard round.
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3:43p, 9/28/23
I have to say that it will be nice for Texas and Houston to have finally played the same number of games. This 1 or sometimes 2-game spread on games played has been a PITA
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4:22p, 9/28/23
Today I learned about MLB payrolls.

1. NYM $354M

9. Texas $196M
10. Houston $193M


28. Tampa Bay $73M
29. Baltimore $61M
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4:32p, 9/28/23
So what it really boils down to is we need to win and the Jay's need to keep winning.
If we keep winning we might get the division based on whatever outcome in the Texas-Seattle series....cool
If the Jay's keep winning, then we will fall in the 6 seed. I'd be happy with any playoff spot but would obviously prefer the 6 spot as I'm sure most of yall would.
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In reply to South Platte • 4:35p, 9/28/23
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The way Tampa Bay consistently finds legitimate MLB players in this never ending cycle to the point they just trade them away or let them walk when it's time to pay up is amazing.
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4:57p, 9/28/23
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If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016

Montgomery on the bump tonight.
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5:00p, 9/28/23
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MIN loses. We in ?!?!?
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In reply to Adam87inSA • 5:02p, 9/28/23
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Adam87inSA said:
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016

Montgomery on the bump tonight.


Last time the Rangers clinched the postseason, Kevin Sumlin and Trevor knight were undefeated rolling into the Tennessee game.

Sorry… had to get one last jab in before y'all take the division title. In all seriousness, rangers fanbase deserves to celebrate, Y'all have had a really good and fun season
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In reply to tjack16 • 5:09p, 9/28/23
tjack16 said:
Adam87inSA said:
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016

Montgomery on the bump tonight.


Last time the Rangers clinched the postseason, Kevin Sumlin and Trevor knight were undefeated rolling into the Tennessee game.

Sorry… had to get one last jab in before y'all take the division title. In all seriousness, rangers fanbase deserves it. Y'all have had a really good and fun season
Bobby Witt jr called. He pooped in the sink instead of the toilet again and has demanded that the Astros clean it up since they are his *****.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 5:14p, 9/28/23
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So him hitting .227 with a .762 OPS and 7 Ks in 6 games vs Houston make us his *****?
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 5:19p, 9/28/23
bearkatag15 said:
So him hitting .227 with a .762 OPS and 7 Ks in 6 games vs Houston make us his *****?
He's the face of the team. The team rolled you guys, but he gets the credit / notoriety for it.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 5:53p, 9/28/23
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.
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In reply to jkag89 • 6:13p, 9/28/23
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jkag89 said:
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.


Yep. He's bad and tone deaf.
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In reply to Marvin • 6:31p, 9/28/23
Marvin said:
jkag89 said:
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.


Yep. He's bad and tone deaf.
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In reply to jkag89 • 8:35p, 9/28/23
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jkag89 said:
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.
This is a guy who once said the following:

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A word of caution.

I know this is fun for you all. We appear to be in a "anything that can go wrong, has gone wrong" scenario. You guys might want to lighten up just a bit. If we fall off too much to where the games at the end of the month don't matter at all, I can't imagine we would put up much of a fight to stop the Mariners from winning all 7 games against us and taking the division.
Not only was this clearly the weakest (quite literally) post on this thread, but all his fellow ranger's also should be grateful their team doesn't roll over and die like he would at the slightest hint of adversity.

Then he has the stones to come back and talk about other posters trash talk? Good grief.
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In reply to tjack16 • 8:52p, 9/28/23
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tjack16 said:
Adam87inSA said:
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016

Montgomery on the bump tonight.


Last time the Rangers clinched the postseason, Kevin Sumlin and Trevor knight were undefeated rolling into the Tennessee game.

Sorry… had to get one last jab in before y'all take the division title. In all seriousness, rangers fanbase deserves to celebrate, Y'all have had a really good and fun season
Never woulda been possible without the asstros pissing down their legs against the TWO WORST teams in MLB.

In September.

At Minute Maid.

'Preciate ya!!
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11:20p, 9/28/23
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In reply to Chrundle the Great • 11:27p, 9/28/23
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Chapman


Careful. That Chapman blow up could wind up costing y'all a playoff spot.
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In reply to gigem1223 • 11:29p, 9/28/23
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Playoff hopes aside, I just love watching him excel at his craft.
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12:21a, 9/29/23
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster
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In reply to LarryBird • 6:13a, 9/29/23
LarryBird said:
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster


He loves his team. We aren't too hard on anyone who's a diehard. When he departs from posting norms it can totally be wheels off. Maybe there is something akin to an internet ankle monitor.
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In reply to LarryBird • 7:16a, 9/29/23
LarryBird said:
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster


Funny, considering most Astros fans don't claim you.

***edit***
Nvm. Got you confused with another Larry
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In reply to gigem1223 • 9:57a, 9/29/23
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gigem1223 said:
LarryBird said:
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster


Funny, considering most Astros fans don't claim you.

***edit***
Nvm. Got you confused with another Larry

(and you might be correct with the edit, haha)
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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10:15a, 9/29/23
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
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In reply to LarryBird • 10:22a, 9/29/23
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LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan

Love for all our Astro posters.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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In reply to Marvin • 10:28a, 9/29/23
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Marvin said:
LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan

Love for all our Astro posters.


Family is family.
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In reply to LarryBird • 12:16p, 9/29/23
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LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
Nice sock!
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 12:25p, 9/29/23
Farmer1906 said:
Marvin said:
LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan

Love for all our Astro posters.


Family is family.
What is that icon to the left of your name on your posts?
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12:47p, 9/29/23
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Blue parachute
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In reply to South Platte • 12:57p, 9/29/23
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It's a bucket of popcorn
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 2:53p, 9/29/23
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Mathguy64 said:
It's a bucket of popcorn


It's a Jedi you uncultured swine.
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