***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***
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Last: 9 mo ago by petebaker
Farmer has posted some really bad attempts at trash talk, but this is awful. Probably worst I've ever seen on this thread.AustinCountyAg said:
seems that Daddy has ruffled the Rangers feathers this morning. A supposed racial slur was used? It appears our friends up north in southern Oklahoma might want to refresh on the Spanish slang and not believe every liberal out there trying to cancel culture everything in sight.
I'd advise you to stick to your day job sir.
That was a pretty impressive series up in Seattle. This final series vs. Arizona is bizarre timing. Arizona is bizarre in general - from 50-34 record, going 7-25 to drop to 57-59, now back to 84-74. That would test your resolve as a fan.
Looks like Arizona has the favorable matchup Friday, Houston has it for Saturday, so Sunday could be huge.
Looks like Arizona has the favorable matchup Friday, Houston has it for Saturday, so Sunday could be huge.
I was wondering if they would move Gallen back to try and use him in the wildcard round.South Platte said:
That was a pretty impressive series up in Seattle. This final series vs. Arizona is bizarre timing. Arizona is bizarre in general - from 50-34 record, going 7-25 to drop to 57-59, now back to 84-74. That would test your resolve as a fan.
Looks like Arizona has the favorable matchup Friday, Houston has it for Saturday, so Sunday could be huge.
I have to say that it will be nice for Texas and Houston to have finally played the same number of games. This 1 or sometimes 2-game spread on games played has been a PITA
Today I learned about MLB payrolls.
1. NYM $354M
9. Texas $196M
10. Houston $193M
28. Tampa Bay $73M
29. Baltimore $61M
1. NYM $354M
9. Texas $196M
10. Houston $193M
28. Tampa Bay $73M
29. Baltimore $61M
So what it really boils down to is we need to win and the Jay's need to keep winning.
If we keep winning we might get the division based on whatever outcome in the Texas-Seattle series....cool
If the Jay's keep winning, then we will fall in the 6 seed. I'd be happy with any playoff spot but would obviously prefer the 6 spot as I'm sure most of yall would.
If we keep winning we might get the division based on whatever outcome in the Texas-Seattle series....cool
If the Jay's keep winning, then we will fall in the 6 seed. I'd be happy with any playoff spot but would obviously prefer the 6 spot as I'm sure most of yall would.
The way Tampa Bay consistently finds legitimate MLB players in this never ending cycle to the point they just trade them away or let them walk when it's time to pay up is amazing.
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016
Montgomery on the bump tonight.
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016
Montgomery on the bump tonight.
MIN loses. We in ?!?!?
Adam87inSA said:
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016
Montgomery on the bump tonight.
Last time the Rangers clinched the postseason, Kevin Sumlin and Trevor knight were undefeated rolling into the Tennessee game.
Sorry… had to get one last jab in before y'all take the division title. In all seriousness, rangers fanbase deserves to celebrate, Y'all have had a really good and fun season
Bobby Witt jr called. He pooped in the sink instead of the toilet again and has demanded that the Astros clean it up since they are his *****.tjack16 said:Adam87inSA said:
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016
Montgomery on the bump tonight.
Last time the Rangers clinched the postseason, Kevin Sumlin and Trevor knight were undefeated rolling into the Tennessee game.
Sorry… had to get one last jab in before y'all take the division title. In all seriousness, rangers fanbase deserves it. Y'all have had a really good and fun season
So him hitting .227 with a .762 OPS and 7 Ks in 6 games vs Houston make us his *****?
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
He's the face of the team. The team rolled you guys, but he gets the credit / notoriety for it.bearkatag15 said:
So him hitting .227 with a .762 OPS and 7 Ks in 6 games vs Houston make us his *****?
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.
jkag89 said:
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.
Yep. He's bad and tone deaf.
Marvin said:jkag89 said:
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.
Yep. He's bad and tone deaf.
This is a guy who once said the following:jkag89 said:
Pretty weak smack from someone who was quick to critiqued the trash talking skills of others throughout the season.
Not only was this clearly the weakest (quite literally) post on this thread, but all his fellow ranger's also should be grateful their team doesn't roll over and die like he would at the slightest hint of adversity.Quote:
A word of caution.
I know this is fun for you all. We appear to be in a "anything that can go wrong, has gone wrong" scenario. You guys might want to lighten up just a bit. If we fall off too much to where the games at the end of the month don't matter at all, I can't imagine we would put up much of a fight to stop the Mariners from winning all 7 games against us and taking the division.
Then he has the stones to come back and talk about other posters trash talk? Good grief.
Never woulda been possible without the asstros pissing down their legs against the TWO WORST teams in MLB.tjack16 said:Adam87inSA said:
If Rangers win tonight (at Sea)
>>> eliminates the (slim) chance of 3 way tie atop AL West and clinches first postseason appearance since 2016
>>> means that one more Rangers win or asstros loss clinches first AL West title since 2016
Montgomery on the bump tonight.
Last time the Rangers clinched the postseason, Kevin Sumlin and Trevor knight were undefeated rolling into the Tennessee game.
Sorry… had to get one last jab in before y'all take the division title. In all seriousness, rangers fanbase deserves to celebrate, Y'all have had a really good and fun season
In September.
At Minute Maid.
'Preciate ya!!
Chapman
Chrundle the Great said:
Chapman
Careful. That Chapman blow up could wind up costing y'all a playoff spot.
Playoff hopes aside, I just love watching him excel at his craft.
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster
LarryBird said:
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster
He loves his team. We aren't too hard on anyone who's a diehard. When he departs from posting norms it can totally be wheels off. Maybe there is something akin to an internet ankle monitor.
LarryBird said:
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster
Funny, considering most Astros fans don't claim you.
***edit***
Nvm. Got you confused with another Larry
gigem1223 said:LarryBird said:
Do other ranger fans even claim grape? He's a terrible poster
Funny, considering most Astros fans don't claim you.
***edit***
Nvm. Got you confused with another Larry
(and you might be correct with the edit, haha)
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
Love for all our Astro posters.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
Marvin said:LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
Love for all our Astro posters.
Family is family.
Nice sock!LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
What is that icon to the left of your name on your posts?Farmer1906 said:Marvin said:LarryBird said:
LarryElder is a good poster and a good Astro fan
Love for all our Astro posters.
Family is family.
Blue parachute
It's a bucket of popcorn
Mathguy64 said:
It's a bucket of popcorn
It's a Jedi you uncultured swine.
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