***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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gigem1223 said:

6-4 and you've won 3 of those by one run. That's not saying much either way.
Win by one run or a dozen, they count the same.
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Mr Gigem said:

gigem1223 said:

Can we all take a break for a minute and laugh at the Angels?



Talk about a team that does less with more. Who does that remind you of?


Reminds me of a football team that has 5 star talent and 3 star results
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Ag94Ag17 said:

gigem1223 takes are so outlandish that its hard to tell if he's trolling or not.


Some of you guys take this **** too serious. I'm just having some fun. It's been a minute. Let me enjoy it.
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Wait wtf. Giolito to the Angels?? Wtf are they doing in LA. That trade came out of nowhere. There's no way in hell they are making the playoffs this year
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gigem1223 said:

Can we all take a break for a minute and laugh at the Angels?

I can always delight in their misery and laugh at that terrible organization. They may not recover from losing Ohtani for a long time.
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Hi, Im Brett said:

LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet


I can't unsee it.


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gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.
But won the other two without them and guys that started the season in Sugar Land. What does that say about the Rangers?
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Congrats on squeaking by the Round Rock express bullpen
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Farmer1906 said:

Hi, Im Brett said:

LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet


I can't unsee it.





Framber got dicked down by lil sweet
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I posted this on the Astros thread but I think it's more appropriate here ..

"Ok enough with all the trash talk.. as an Astros fan that was an arse kicking/..good job Rangers .. lots of games left for both teams .. both have some issues they would like to clean up.. I don't see either team w great pitching that it will take to get deep into the playoffs .. see you guys in September .. This was fun !"
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Do you realize how amazing a Rangers/Astros ALCS will be. That will be must see TV. Ratings would be through the roof
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gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Hi, Im Brett said:

LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet


I can't unsee it.





Framber got dicked down by lil sweet
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Mr Gigem said:

Do you realize how amazing a Rangers/Astros ALCS will be. That will be must see TV. Ratings would be through the roof


I don't see these teams making the ALCS .. at least I don't think the Astros will with the pitching they have .. we had 3 better pitchers last year and it took everyone of them to get to the ALCS .. unless the Astros pull a rabbit from the hat I the next few days they will struggle with pitching .. they may make the playoffs but it would most likely be a quick exit. From what I've seen of the Rangers .. I don't see the pitching there either .. just my 2 cents on both teams

Buy these series are fun .. I made sure I was home by 6:30 all 3 games this week ! Don't do that for other teams except maybe the Jankees
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FriscoKid said:

For the most part Dallas fans/residents don't give a second thought about Houston. The reverse just isn't true. Again, sorry about the loss tonight. There is always tomorrow.
he's this tired ole line...I was at A&M met people from Houston and they **** talked all Dallas Sports every DFW loser at A&M
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No one really has the pitching right now. Everyone is facing the same injuries/ normal reliable starters struggling issues. Trade deadline for SPs is going to be hot.
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LIke clockwork. It's part of the Arlington fan essential talking points.
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Congrats to the Rangers on losing the series and a game in the standings. Well done

HANG THE BANNER!!!!!
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Ag_07 said:

Congrats to the Astros for getting within 1 game for a day. Well done

HANG THE BANNER!!!!!


FIFY
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cc10106 said:

LIke clockwork. It's part of the Arlington fan essential talking points.
its really weird this its posted anytime city smack comes up
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Congrats to the Astros on having arguably the easiest schedule since the ASB and not gaining a single game. But go celebrate that series win and hang that banner
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gigem1223 said:

No one really has the pitching right now. Everyone is facing the same injuries/ normal reliable starters struggling issues. Trade deadline for SPs is going to be hot.


It would be a fun series if both made it to the ALCS but I just don't see it .. Astros top 2 pitchers are not pitching this year .. and we ain't getting a Verlander type guy back ether! Our bull pen is getting taxed every night because the starting guys can't get to 6 innings .. last year we routinely made it into the 6 or 7th inning and the pen was well rested all year long .. not this year, these guys we have starting May make 5 innings if we are lucky ..

But our bats can win us a lot of games .. thus we are close similar to the Rangers .. that Ranger offense can score some runs no doubt
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Mr Gigem said:

Congrats to the Astros on having arguably the easiest schedule since the ASB and not gaining a single game. But go celebrate that series win and hang that banner
We already have two banners something gayanger fans will never have...


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jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.
But won the other two without them and guys that started the season in Sugar Land. What does that say about the Rangers?


Thanks to that BS call at the plate
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LarryElder said:

Mr Gigem said:

Congrats to the Astros on having arguably the easiest schedule since the ASB and not gaining a single game. But go celebrate that series win and hang that banner
We already have two banners something gayanger fans will never have...





Gayanger? What are you 14?
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Mr Gigem said:

Congrats to the Astros on having arguably the easiest schedule since the ASB and not gaining a single game. But go celebrate that series win and hang that banner

Congrats to the Astros on 6 straight ALCS appearances, 4 WS appearances, and 2 WS titles in the last 6 years.

Congrats to the Rangers on ?

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LarryElder said:


/laughingcrying
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BadAggie said:

Mr Gigem said:

Congrats to the Astros on having arguably the easiest schedule since the ASB and not gaining a single game. But go celebrate that series win and hang that banner

Congrats to the Astros on 6 straight ALCS appearances, 4 WS appearances, and 2 WS titles in the last 6 years.

Congrats to the Rangers on ?


copying our stadium?
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Matt_ag98 said:

jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.
But won the other two without them and guys that started the season in Sugar Land. What does that say about the Rangers?


Thanks to that BS call at the plate

Poor baby. You think NY does the Astros any favors? Dumbass.
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BadAggie said:

Matt_ag98 said:

jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.
But won the other two without them and guys that started the season in Sugar Land. What does that say about the Rangers?


Thanks to that BS call at the plate

Poor baby. You think NY does the Astros any favors? Dumbass.
Much like their denial of correct calls, they really think their team is a World Series contender. I admire the optimism, as misguided as it is.
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It was fun to beat up on Obese Framber and take a giant crap on his era. The guy acted like a cry baby ***** all night. I hope he hurts his fat ankle in the dug out again. The guy threw at lowe and semien on purpose while Heaney accidentally hit Yordan.

Maldonado only acted like a tough guy because he was wearing all that protective gear. If you don't like how people are rounding the bases after a home run then don't give up a home run. I'm surprised Maldy didn't try taking a swing at someone, but if he did it would've been the first thing he's hit all year and it's pretty much August. The guy is a joke acting like some kind of big shot when he isn't *****
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Grapesoda2525 said:

It was fun to beat up on Obese Framber and take a giant crap on his era. The guy acted like a cry baby ***** all night. I hope he hurts his fat ankle in the dug out again. The guy threw at lowe and semien on purpose while Heaney accidentally hit Yordan.

Maldonado only acted like a tough guy because he was wearing all that protective gear. If you don't like how people are rounding the bases after a home run then don't give up a home run. I'm surprised Maldy didn't try taking a swing at someone, but if he did it would've been the first thing he's hit all year and it's pretty much August. The guy is a joke acting like some kind of big shot when he isn't *****
This probably sounded awesome in your head. You should probably put the bottle or bong down, you rant like you're barely coherent. Drunk or stoned, I can't tell, but it isn't pretty.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

It was fun to beat up on Obese Framber and take a giant crap on his era. The guy acted like a cry baby ***** all night. I hope he hurts his fat ankle in the dug out again. The guy threw at lowe and semien on purpose while Heaney accidentally hit Yordan.

Maldonado only acted like a tough guy because he was wearing all that protective gear. If you don't like how people are rounding the bases after a home run then don't give up a home run. I'm surprised Maldy didn't try taking a swing at someone, but if he did it would've been the first thing he's hit all year and it's pretty much August. The guy is a joke acting like some kind of big shot when he isn't *****


This is really bad smack talk
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LarryElder said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

It was fun to beat up on Obese Framber and take a giant crap on his era. The guy acted like a cry baby ***** all night. I hope he hurts his fat ankle in the dug out again. The guy threw at lowe and semien on purpose while Heaney accidentally hit Yordan.

Maldonado only acted like a tough guy because he was wearing all that protective gear. If you don't like how people are rounding the bases after a home run then don't give up a home run. I'm surprised Maldy didn't try taking a swing at someone, but if he did it would've been the first thing he's hit all year and it's pretty much August. The guy is a joke acting like some kind of big shot when he isn't *****


This is really bad smack talk
And talking about crap that happened last year or 6 years ago is? You guys are living in the past with your constant championship and banner talk. We're on to 2023.
 
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