***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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frenchtoast said:

Cheatin Astros can't get quite over the hump. So close.

2010 and 2011 are holding on line 1 and 2
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Quite the banter on this thread tonight. Might be time for



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jkag89 said:

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jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.
lol. I know we all are a little biased for our teams but try taking off the astros tinted glasses every know and then
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I'll give it to the Ranger fans. They talk some decent (and consistent) smack for never winning Jack ***** Impressive no doubt.
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Marvin said:

Hi, Im Brett said:

LOL at Semien playing tough guy. He looks like Lil Sweet

This might be the funniest comment of the night.
Lil Sweet nickname will stick, it sums him up perfectly
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maca1028 said:

frenchtoast said:

Cheatin Astros can't get quite over the hump. So close.

2010 and 2011 are holding on line 1 and 2


Lol. Ranger fan having wet dreams about losing series in July says it all.
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jkag89 said:

option short side said:

jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.


What? You're literally above .500 because of your record against the worst teams in the league. (A's, Nats, Rockies)
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gigem1223 said:

jkag89 said:

option short side said:

jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.


What? You're literally above .500 because of your record against the worst teams in the league. (A's, Nats, Rockies)


Also due to our record vs the Rangers
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Touche
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Wabs said:

I'll give it to the Ranger fans. They talk some decent (and consistent) smack for never winning Jack ***** Impressive no doubt.

Rangers won tonight. Sorry about your luck.
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gigem1223 said:

jkag89 said:

option short side said:

jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.


What? You're literally above .500 because of your record against the worst teams in the league. (A's, Nats, Rockies)
haha this guy is delusional
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Farmer1906 said:

FriscoKid said:

Why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?




Because Houston blows.


Y'all aren't very good at this.


Lmao. That is what passes for humor in milquetoast whitebread DFW
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For the most part Dallas fans/residents don't give a second thought about Houston. The reverse just isn't true. Again, sorry about the loss tonight. There is always tomorrow.
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I'd be more upset tonight if we hadn't already won the series. I think it'll stay within 3 games pretty much the rest of the way.

Both pitching staffs need help right now so the deadline could be the difference maker in the division race
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Wait….are you saying the Rangers have the same division lead as they did at the allstar break? Even after all that talk about not being able to get through a tougher schedule?

Holy ****, what a failure of a job by the Astros. Y'all ****ing played the A's, Colorado, and the Angels and couldn't gain a single game?? Have fun with the Rays, Yankees, and Orioles coming up!
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bearkatag15 said:

gigem1223 said:

jkag89 said:

option short side said:

jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.


What? You're literally above .500 because of your record against the worst teams in the league. (A's, Nats, Rockies)


Also due to our record vs the Rangers


Lol. Fkkn cornballs just walk right into it.
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gigem1223
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6-4 and you've won 3 of those by one run. That's not saying much either way.
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The Arlington pretenders lose another series to the Champs and can't help but puff their chests. They're obviously not the brightest bunch. Must be that fake tough guy persona they keep failing miserably at.




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gigem1223 said:

6-4 and you've won 3 of those by one run. That's not saying much either way.


No mathematician but 6>4
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Posters on this thread when the season ends and we get to join together to complain about Jimbo and Aggie football

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cc10106 said:

The Arlington pretenders lose another series to the Champs and can't help but puff their chests. They're obviously not the brightest bunch. Must be that fake tough guy persona they keep failing miserably at.







Lost a couple World Series
Sucker punched a guy who raked against them
Won a game in July
Had Nolan Ryan second
All-Stars!

Lol
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Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.
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cc10106 said:

The Arlington pretenders lose another series to the Champs and can't help but puff their chests. They're obviously not the brightest bunch. Must be that fake tough guy persona they keep failing miserably at.







And extend their division lead
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I do like the frisky turn of events.

I also agree- the Astros have had chances to turn the tide but can't quite get over the hump.
(did a good job mixing metaphors there, but you get the idea).
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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gigem1223 takes are so outlandish that its hard to tell if he's trolling or not.
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gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.


Weren't Seager and Semen on the field and lost 3 of 4 in Arlington earlier this month?

**** pushing in? Def a DFW thing
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gigem1223 said:

cc10106 said:

The Arlington pretenders lose another series to the Champs and can't help but puff their chests. They're obviously not the brightest bunch. Must be that fake tough guy persona they keep failing miserably at.







And extend their division lead
Except your lead is less than it was before Monday.

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gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.


When's the parade?
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cc10106 said:

gigem1223 said:

cc10106 said:

The Arlington pretenders lose another series to the Champs and can't help but puff their chests. They're obviously not the brightest bunch. Must be that fake tough guy persona they keep failing miserably at.







And extend their division lead
Except your lead is less than it was before Monday.




Or the same as it was at the ASB. Before we had to face a brutal 2 week schedule while the Astros faced the easiest schedule.
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gigem1223 said:

jkag89 said:

option short side said:

jkag89 said:

Certainly now see why the Rangers have such a large run differential in their favor after this series.

The Astros tend to play up (or down) to their competition. Anyways it should be a fun last two months of the season.
Hope this is sarcasm
Hardly. Over the scope of the current 'Stros run they have played very well against better teams. I'm not saying they did not win their share against the lesser teams but they often looked lack luster and disinterested (see the Rockies and A's series before this one). What they have done since the the Break is win or split series. If they average that the rest of the way I like their chances.


What? You're literally above .500 because of your record against the worst teams in the league. (A's, Nats, Rockies)
Then why are the Rangers only two games up? Look over the 'Stros schedule; they lost a number of series to poor to meh teams in April and May. On the other hand 6-4 over you guys. Swept the Braves. 2-1 vs TB. Will the 'Stros catch and past the Rangers? We'll see but if you think you've survived the storm because the Astros did not gain any ground in this stretch since the Break and have a slightly tougher schedule based on winning % the rest of the way, then who is delusional?
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Can we all take a break for a minute and laugh at the Angels?
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Cloud said:

gigem1223 said:

Astros first game with Altuve and Alvarez in the lineup and they're ace on the mound and they get their **** pushed in.


When's the parade?


Still no rings, so excited about small division leads in…July. Lol
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gigem1223 said:

Can we all take a break for a minute and laugh at the Angels?



Talk about a team that does less with more. Who does that remind you of?
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Mr Gigem said:

gigem1223 said:

Can we all take a break for a minute and laugh at the Angels?



Talk about a team that does less with more. Who does that remind you of?


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