***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Ag_07
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What's changed exactly?

Stros are still the reigning West champs, AL champs, and World champs.
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South Platte
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Literally just came to me. I love how proud Michael Scott was when he was trying to deliver that line and he botched it!
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Ag_07
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I'll raise you one



ALTUVE has just sent the Astros to the World Series!!! - Joe Buck
Farmer1906
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I'm really excited the series may be getting competitive again.

Farmer1906
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The more things change the more they stay the same.
Wabs
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LOL
Silent For Too Long
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Poor little brother couldn't muster up the courage to run smack on The Champs when they were 5 games up.

Missed your chance.
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Ag_07 said:

What's changed exactly?

Stros are still the reigning West champs, AL champs, and World champs.


Bump
JWinTX
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Farmer1906 said:

I'm really excited the series may be getting competitive again.




Now do before 2017…
LarryElder
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Gayangers will also be second rate in this state no matter what happens going forward
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JWinTX said:

Farmer1906 said:

I'm really excited the series may be getting competitive again.




Now do before 2017…

Why, is 6 seasons not long enough? Seems like enough to be a trend.
gigem1223
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Imagine beating your chest this hard over 1 game in a 4 game series and still being 4 games back and STILL the losing the all time h2h.

What a sad, pathetic fanbase.
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gigem1223 said:

Imagine beating your chest this hard over 1 game in a 4 game series and still being 4 games back and STILL the losing the all time h2h.

What a sad, pathetic fanbase.


You take h2h record I'll take two WS trophies talk about a pathetic fanbase
gigem1223
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Maybe you should look at Your brethren then. They're the ones talking h2h "since 2017".
LarryElder
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gigem1223 said:

Maybe you should look at Your brethren then. They're the ones talking h2h "since 2017".


Rangers are a garbage franchise just stop
gigem1223
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That own the Astros h2h and are in first place
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Astros fan living in DFW. I told my manager I was taking the day off to go to Houston for an Astros ring giveaway. He asked "What's a ring giveaway?" EOT.
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gigem1223 said:

That own the Astros h2h and are in first place
owing the h2h apparently is a big deal in Arlington.
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LarryElder said:

gigem1223 said:

Imagine beating your chest this hard over 1 game in a 4 game series and still being 4 games back and STILL the losing the all time h2h.

What a sad, pathetic fanbase.


You take h2h record I'll take two WS trophies talk about a pathetic fanbase
Don't forget the banner they're going to hang this season: "4 Starters in the All-Star Game!"
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LarryElder said:

gigem1223 said:

That own the Astros h2h and are in first place
owing the h2h apparently is a big deal in Arlington.
I've noticed living here for the last 30 years there are a TON of similarities between Ranger fans and tu fans...they care about image over everything else, brag about silly crap like h2h, oh and haven't won crap in a long time (oops, I guess that last one doesn't describe Ranger fans).
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JWinTX said:

Farmer1906 said:

I'm really excited the series may be getting competitive again.




Now do before 2017…
if the Rangers went undefeated for 3 seasons straight, at the very end of that third season, they would get back to a .500 overall franchise record.
JPN06
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Or to put in another way, it would take 16 straight of their best ever 96-win seasons to get back to .500.
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You could cut the insecurity with a knife in here.......
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PatriotAg02 said:

You could cut the insecurity with a knife in here.......
At least this bunch is not so insecure that we need a moderator warning on our thread title.



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Silent For Too Long said:

Poor little brother couldn't muster up the courage to run smack on The Champs when they were 5 games up.

Missed your chance.


Not so fast my friend
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After today it's pretty clear that the Astros are incapable of beating the Rangers without a trash can lid to shield them from the bombardment of runs.
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What's the record without the Astros cheating and knowing what pitch is coming?
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LarryElder said:

Gayangers will also be second rate in this state no matter what happens going forward
You probably have a first grade reading level to come up with such a childish and stupid nickname.
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Childish is a second grade word. Nickname is third grade, that's almost two words combined into one. Smart people dumb down their messages for the literacy deficient, surely as a smart person you know this?
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Remember when the rangers won 2 World Series? Yeah, me either. Remember when they went to 5 World Series? Yeah, me either.
Jet Black
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RogerFurlong
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Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.
 
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