***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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rocky_ag
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Nope. I am not using population as trash talk. That was your fellow Astros fan right here:

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You'll never be the giants the Astros are, sure, but AL West 2nd place and being in the Wild Card picture is very impressive for such a small market team.

I was simply responding. Your numbers come from Macrotrends, and I have no idea where they get those numbers from. According to Census Reporter, which uses data directly from the US Census Bureau, the Dallas-Fort Worth-Arlington CSA had a population of 7.76 million in 2021. According to the same source, the Houston-The Woodlands-Sugar Land CSA had a population of 7.21 million in 2021. Pretty much every source besides Macrotrends reports these numbers.

Regardless, I agree. Maybe it is not a good idea to use market size as a trash talking point when the two markets are even remotely similar in population. And it is really a bad idea when your market is actually smaller than the other market.
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I think both teams are showing enough success- and some serious flaws- that we can stick with actual baseball talk.

I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Going to be a fun summer and fall for all of us.

June 30th thru July 3rd
July 24th thru 27th
September 4th thru 6th
Silent For Too Long
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Hey Mensa, it was a joke highlighting the fact that the team plays in Arlington, which is, relatively speaking, a small market.

Can't believe I had to spell that one out for you.
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You said a team playing in a top 5 media market in the country is a small market team. You are right Arlington itself is a smaller city relative to other MLB cities - but don't confuse media markets with cities and maybe you wouldn't have to spell it out.
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Asstros, Lastros. It's all the same. Altuve can suck my oriental ass if only he was tall enough to reach it. Tell you what, I'll bet anyone the Q2 profits of my small but growing business that the Rangers finish ahead of the Shatstros in the standings. Any takers? Newsflash, the profits will be in the thousands (1000s). I'm not ****ing around anymore.
Get back or get Jerry’d
Farmer1906
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Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.
Wabs
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2 > 0
Jerry-Ag
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Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.
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Jerry-Ag
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Get back or get Jerry’d
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Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.


Keep going.
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Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.
Marvin
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It's all fun and games until someone gets a stick shoved up his ass.

I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
Jerry-Ag
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Farmer1906 said:

Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.


Keep going.

No need. The horse has already been put out to pasture. You've already outed yourself. You've officially been Jerry'd.
Get back or get Jerry’d
Ag_07
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Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.

Farmer1906
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Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.


Keep going.

No need. The horse has already been put out to pasture. You've already outed yourself. You've officially been Jerry'd.


I think you're my new favorite poster.
Jerry-Ag
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Ag_07 said:

Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.




Picture needs more pixels, bub. Must be a broke bloke.
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Mathguy64
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Huh. I tried to post the celebration videos from the Rangers when they won the WS.

All I get is Error 404 File Not Found.

Maybe someone better than me can post it.

The only thing I could get to work was this.

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Jerry-Ag said:

Asstros, Lastros. It's all the same. Altuve can suck my oriental ass if only he was tall enough to reach it. Tell you what, I'll bet anyone the Q2 profits of my small but growing business that the Rangers finish ahead of the Shatstros in the standings. Any takers? Newsflash, the profits will be in the thousands (1000s). I'm not ****ing around anymore.
Wabs
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Rangers trophy case




Looking for a WS Trophy

Jerry-Ag
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Man, got a lot of Asstros fans panties in a wedgie today. You woulda thought I sharted in their Cheerios or something. Rangers are so irrelevant but yet they can't help but keep talking about them.

In the corporate world, that is called competition. And much like my small but growing enterprise, Rangers are about to monopolize the industry.
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Ag_07
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OK...This can't be real.
Grapesoda2525
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Ag_07 said:

Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.


How's Brian Taubman and Jeff luhnow doing?

Seems like you guys only hire human filth.
Farmer1906
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Probably busy shining their ring.
Ag_07
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Ag_07 said:

Jerry-Ag said:

Farmer1906 said:

Internet tough guy personified.

Sorry, kiddo but I only bet 7 figures. Step your game up.

Wow that was a long way to say "no because I'm too damn scared"

You and your loser mentality can go gfy yourself. Acting like you run with the big guns but can't even hang in the kiddie pool. I've seen your type and you don't run with us. You walk slowly. Punk little fella. Next.


How's Brian Taubman and Jeff luhnow doing?

Seems like you guys only hire human filth.

You don't wanna go here

Marvin
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Ag_07 said:

OK...This can't be real.


Jerry, when his mom asks what he's been doing all day:

"Mom, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes... *all day*. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
Silent For Too Long
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Yeah, has to be a sock. Not even the good people of southern Oklohoma lack this much self awareness.
Wabs
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PatriotAg02 said:

Let me see.........yep started by a Disastros fan. Typical.


2 > 0
LeagueCityAg
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PatriotAg02 said:

Let me see.........yep started by a Disastros fan. Typical.
Houston fans stay obsessed
Wabs
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LeagueCityAg said:

PatriotAg02 said:

Let me see.........yep started by a Disastros fan. Typical.
Houston fans stay obsessed


Not so much of an obsession. It's just sometimes hard to hear with ringing(s) in your ear. Especially tough in the months of April and May,
Farmer1906
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Daddy is coming to visit for the holidays. Yall have a nice 5 game lead. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
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Farmer1906
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South Platte said:





Here you go.



Also, very nicely played.
South Platte
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Pretty fitting that a Ranger would botch the original gif post.
Farmer1906
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How long have you had that in your back pocket?
 
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