As he gets closer to my day, I'm going to let the Toyota Landcruiser cartels know his precise location
Some guy plans to travel Africa in modded Jeep
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I couldn't add to the spreadsheet, but for cause of death, I'll go with "bunga bunga".
He might be to the Morrocan border on the 18th.
He might be to the Morrocan border on the 18th.
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I couldn't add to the spreadsheet, but for cause of death, I'll go with "bunga bunga".
He might be to the Morrocan border on the 18th.
Hopefully he doesnt get caught near a pineapple plantation...
quote:quote:accidentally drives right into a terrorist camp while chasing pokemon
We need to get everyone that guessed a date to update their answer with a predicted cause of death. I realize that it is very dark, but the ones that are on there are also morbidly entertaining.
Dammit I was going to post this. Darwinism is already going to get the best of him but this would be doubling down.
quote:Sorry, only I can edit the spreadsheet to ensure my victory!
I couldn't add to the spreadsheet, but for cause of death, I'll go with "bunga bunga".
He might be to the Morrocan border on the 18th.
Actually, it was to prevent others from doing that or bumping others from the date they wanted.
Faulty airbag while running from his new friends.
I may have missed this suggestion in the previous 32 pages. Since Jeep guy is going at a snails pace can we start another pool on distance from his starting point at the Moroccan coast instead of dates?? Including COD would add to the fun.
quote:I like this idea. Distance versus dates.
I may have missed this suggestion in the previous 32 pages. Since Jeep guy is going at a snails pace can we start another pool on distance from his starting point at the Moroccan coast instead of dates?? Including COD would add to the fun.
Right now he's sitting somewhere in Morocco thinking "man, I am in so much debt."
Maybe this is how he doesn't pay his debt? It must be easier to go off the grid in Africa.
Not paying debt is easy. Go bankruptcy. And start over. He's got nothing and ends up with nothing.
Maybe old age will get him before he complets the trip.
I'm thinking he'll go quiet for a while where we hear nothing. Then the jeep or bits of it are found later, and it's some time (if ever) before we know the cause of death and the actual date.
I asked him how long he plans to hang around Morocco and he basically said as long as it takes to see everything interesting. I'm starting to think he may never leave Morocco.
Death by salt overdose. July 26.
Even my local HEB has an olive bar.
I predict he spends the next 3 days in a Moroccan bathroom with a raving case of the olive ****s.
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Even my local HEB has an olive bar.
But these are Moroccan olives. There's a difference.
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Did this guy accept free gear from companies as sponsors? I remember Jeep doing some kind of video on him.
If he did take free stuff, and he doesn't move far or fast, I'm guessing that one of those companies takes out a hit on him for being a d-bag and wasting their sponsorship money.
If he did take free stuff, and he doesn't move far or fast, I'm guessing that one of those companies takes out a hit on him for being a d-bag and wasting their sponsorship money.
Seems aggressive. We'll see if it pays off cotton.
My day is tomorrow and sadly I won't win
quote:You will if he dies from olive OD. Gotta think positive.
My day is tomorrow and sadly I won't win
I can't deny, I'd love that olive selection too.
Those of you with dates of demise coming up soon, should be optimistic. I get a little uneasy making these types of selections at my local HEB, salsa bar, or make your own bloody mary bar (you never know where the next smallpox vector will be) . I know Morocco is more westernized than most African countries but still it is in Africa. So before long (provided he doesn't suffer some gastrointestinal distress that kills him) he will be venturing out to "find real North African food". And then it won't take much until he wanders into a local ISIS affiliate lunch meeting or some type of other nefarious anti Westerner group.
Today was my day. I think i agree with redoing demise/death predictions by location.
Hes traveling less than 10 miles per day at this point. This is going to take him 25 years at this rate. So in addition to gastrointestinal problems he could keel over with anything along the way once he hits 60 on his trek.
Hes traveling less than 10 miles per day at this point. This is going to take him 25 years at this rate. So in addition to gastrointestinal problems he could keel over with anything along the way once he hits 60 on his trek.
quote:The first time I ate a meal in Africa that wasn't scalding hot, I got a case of the Hershey squirts and the shakes that damn near put me in an Ebola treatment unit.
Those of you with dates of demise coming up soon, should be optimistic. I get a little uneasy making these types of selections at my local HEB, salsa bar, or make your own bloody mary bar (you never know where the next smallpox vector will be) . I know Morocco is more westernized than most African countries but still it is in Africa. So before long (provided he doesn't suffer some gastrointestinal distress that kills him) he will be venturing out to "find real North African food". And then it won't take much until he wanders into a local ISIS affiliate lunch meeting or some type of other nefarious anti Westerner group.
By the way, when you are in an Ebola hot zone, getting the ****s, shakes, and a low grade fever will cause you to pause and reconsider your life choices.
Has he died of old age yet?
So you are saying being connected to the CDC at that time was not a great experience?
I can see where there might have been some concern on your part ;-).
I can see where there might have been some concern on your part ;-).
Did your facilities look something like this?
I'd just go and shyt on the ground, lions and snakes be damned!
I'd just go and shyt on the ground, lions and snakes be damned!
I'll make sure we have an impressive nshima bar at the ready if he makes it to Zambia.
Is he dead yet?
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