Wait until he finds out where Hannibal's elephants came from. Clueless.
Some guy plans to travel Africa in modded Jeep
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According to Google maps, it takes 3 hours and 24 minutes to drive from Tangier to Volubilis. It's taken this clown 2 weeks...
Let's not spoil the surprise, but when he gets to Egypt, he is going to see some **** that will blow his mind.
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Let's not spoil the surprise, but when he gets to Egypt, he is going to see some **** that will blow his mind.
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According to Google maps, it takes 3 hours and 24 minutes to drive from Tangier to Volubilis. It's taken this clown 2 weeks...
Well, in his defense he is driving a Jeep...
It's going to be a long long time before he reaches Egypt, IF he makes it that far.
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#TheRoadSlowsMe
It would be one thing if he said hey I want to travel the coast of Africa as tourist and see all the cool stuff but I want to attempt to drive myself. I don't think we would be giving him a hard time about that. But he positioned it as this balls to the wall grind it out 2 year journey and I think that's out the window. We also wouldn't be giving him a hard time if he was pushing it and stopped to see the big things or took a day or two off here and there.
my 2014 JKU with 13,1xx miles on it threw a check engine code on the way home today. based on a little research, it's most likely because i filled up with cheap gas at a racetrac instead of my usual chevron. this guy is so screwed.
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my 2014 JKU with 13,1xx miles on it threw a check engine code on the way home today. based on a little research, it's most likely because i filled up with cheap gas at a racetrac instead of my usual chevron. this guy is so screwed.
Nah, he'll be aiight. They don't have racetracs in Africa.
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my 2014 JKU with 13,1xx miles on it threw a check engine code on the way home today. based on a little research, it's most likely because i filled up with cheap gas at a racetrac instead of my usual chevron. this guy is so screwed.
Should have bought a TJ (or CJ)...
He couldn't even take the typical jeep picture with one wheel up on one of those rocks??
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He couldn't even take the typical jeep picture with one wheel up on one of those rocks??
Can't chance popping a tire
Given his paths so far, he'd have been better off in a Prius
As a wildlife biologist, yall would probably pretty pissed at me. The Atlas Mountains are one of the most interesting things in Africa to me. It helps they used to have their own lion and bears up until "decent" times. I could piddle around there for weeks......assuming I didn't have an internet presence that might make some folks want me to wear a orange jumpsuit.
After these past two weeks and the fact that he's only been to one country, I'm
fully convinced that he has absolutely no intention of leaving Morocco for any other African countries
This dude is scared out of his mind and appears to not want to leave "civilized" Africa
fully convinced that he has absolutely no intention of leaving Morocco for any other African countries
This dude is scared out of his mind and appears to not want to leave "civilized" Africa
We all may need to adjust our timeline guess. He really isn't traveling much each day.
Well, most of us didn't note a year, so ...
We agreed that this was not only a death pool but also a when the road no longer chooses him pool right?
I'm sticking with my July 17 prediction.
I'm not convinced that isis hasn't taken over his Twitter account. Y'all are getting trolled.
I'm not convinced that isis hasn't taken over his Twitter account. Y'all are getting trolled.
quote:I'm still hopeful he only piddles around Morocco for August and then moves out. Still gives my Nov. 5th a really good chance. We knew based on his speed from London that he wasn't going to move with any haste.
We all may need to adjust our timeline guess. He really isn't traveling much each day.
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quote:So I think I picked 9/18. At this current pace (surely it will slow down as he moves south), it looks like 5664 more days (in his time) to his predicted demise for me to be right. I don't have 15 years to wait.
According to Google maps, it takes 3 hours and 24 minutes to drive from Tangier to Volubilis. It's taken this clown 2 weeks...
And isn't it OUR time Mr. Hand?
quote:"WE" can adjust our timeline as soon as he makes it past all the dates. I'm in January of 2017, so KMA....
We all may need to adjust our timeline guess. He really isn't traveling much each day.
I said he lives so I like what I see!
I haven't seen the daily obligatory question...is he dead yet?
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After these past two weeks and the fact that he's only been to one country, I'm
fully convinced that he has absolutely no intention of leaving Morocco for any other African countries
This dude is scared out of his mind and appears to not want to leave "civilized" Africa
Time for the "I'm getting the **** out of Africa" pool yet, or the
"I blew my wad and threw a rod in Morocco" pool
Probably too early for #1 because he hasn't mentioned machetes
Or bribes
Or AKs
Or "um, what? You eat your enemies?"
The Road Chose Me ... to stay in Morocco.
quote:this should be a tshirt. or at least a bumper sticker.
"I blew my wad and threw a rod in Morocco"
It does appear that many to most of the participants in the "Death in Africa" pool missed or will soon miss the date of demise.
Here are the ones that are out already:
Here's the link if you forgot or want to see who is up next.
Here are the ones that are out already:
- Likeke98
- GE
- wessimo
- CactusThomas
- OverSeas AG
- OE_Ag11
- dlance
- Seven
- BringJackieBack89 is on the bubble as he picked today. Also, I assume that we are going on local time when the death occurs.
Here's the link if you forgot or want to see who is up next.
quote:Y'all are such losers!
It does appear that many to most of the participants in the "Death in Africa" pool missed or will soon miss the date of demise.
Here are the ones that are out already:
- Likeke98
- GE
- wessimo
- CactusThomas
- OverSeas AG
- OE_Ag11
- dlance
- Seven
- BringJackieBack89 is on the bubble as he picked today. Also, I assume that we are going on local time when the death occurs.
Here's the link if you forgot or want to see who is up next.
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quote:We need to get everyone that guessed a date to update their answer with a predicted cause of death. I realize that it is very dark, but the ones that are on there are also morbidly entertaining.
It does appear that many to most of the participants in the "Death in Africa" pool missed or will soon miss the date of demise.
Here are the ones that are out already:
- Likeke98
- GE
- wessimo
- CactusThomas
- OverSeas AG
- OE_Ag11
- dlance
- Seven
- BringJackieBack89 is on the bubble as he picked today. Also, I assume that we are going on local time when the death occurs.
Here's the link if you forgot or want to see who is up next.
quote:What do you expect us to do all day...work? That's why were on here to begin withquote:Y'all are such losers!
It does appear that many to most of the participants in the "Death in Africa" pool missed or will soon miss the date of demise.
Here are the ones that are out already:
- Likeke98
- GE
- wessimo
- CactusThomas
- OverSeas AG
- OE_Ag11
- dlance
- Seven
- BringJackieBack89 is on the bubble as he picked today. Also, I assume that we are going on local time when the death occurs.
Here's the link if you forgot or want to see who is up next.
quote:accidentally drives right into a terrorist camp while chasing pokemon
We need to get everyone that guessed a date to update their answer with a predicted cause of death. I realize that it is very dark, but the ones that are on there are also morbidly entertaining.
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