***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Larry Hagman said:



RogerFurlong said:

Not based on what I've seen. I don't live in DFW and neither do they. Just pointing out how weird your fan base is. I'm sure most astros fan's never cared but they vocal one's have a weird obsession with Dallas sports teams for no reason.


No one in Houston cares about Dallas save me the bs story about the time you met a Houston native in college station while At A&M


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Silent For Too Long said:

JWinTX said:

Panama Red said:

Just a fine for Garcia


Another "hang the banner" accomplishment for Rangers


Y'all have quite a bit to talk trash on us Rangers right now. Like tons. But perhaps the dumbest way to do that is to talk about "hang the banner" over something trivial . There's a helluva lot more in your arsenal to fire that we cannot say anything back about. The fact that you resort to this line of smack talk just makes you look really, really dumb.


Um....




...Hang the Banner? ...


Stupid
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JWinTX said:

Silent For Too Long said:

JWinTX said:

Panama Red said:

Just a fine for Garcia


Another "hang the banner" accomplishment for Rangers


Y'all have quite a bit to talk trash on us Rangers right now. Like tons. But perhaps the dumbest way to do that is to talk about "hang the banner" over something trivial . There's a helluva lot more in your arsenal to fire that we cannot say anything back about. The fact that you resort to this line of smack talk just makes you look really, really dumb.


Um....




...Hang the Banner? ...


Stupid


If y'all didn't celebrate trial **** as major accomplishments then the joke didn't work. But the silver boot fits.
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Farmer1906 said:

JWinTX said:

Silent For Too Long said:

JWinTX said:

Panama Red said:

Just a fine for Garcia


Another "hang the banner" accomplishment for Rangers


Y'all have quite a bit to talk trash on us Rangers right now. Like tons. But perhaps the dumbest way to do that is to talk about "hang the banner" over something trivial . There's a helluva lot more in your arsenal to fire that we cannot say anything back about. The fact that you resort to this line of smack talk just makes you look really, really dumb.


Um....




...Hang the Banner? ...


Stupid


If y'all didn't celebrate trial **** as major accomplishments then the joke didn't work. But the silver boot fits.


Fair enough. But y'all have much more to be funny about than stupid "hang a banner" BS.

And the same goes for the Daddy thing that makes you sound like a child predator.

Stick with your guys and their success. We can't even try to measure up to any of that.
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Bregxit said:

JWinTX said:

Farmer1906 said:

JWinTX said:

Silent For Too Long said:

JWinTX said:

Panama Red said:

Just a fine for Garcia


Another "hang the banner" accomplishment for Rangers


Y'all have quite a bit to talk trash on us Rangers right now. Like tons. But perhaps the dumbest way to do that is to talk about "hang the banner" over something trivial . There's a helluva lot more in your arsenal to fire that we cannot say anything back about. The fact that you resort to this line of smack talk just makes you look really, really dumb.


Um....




...Hang the Banner? ...


Stupid


If y'all didn't celebrate trial **** as major accomplishments then the joke didn't work. But the silver boot fits.


Fair enough. But y'all have much more to be funny about than stupid "hang a banner" BS.

And the same goes for the Daddy thing that makes you sound like a child predator.

Stick with your guys and their success. We can't even try to measure up to any of that.


You should join the Dark Side after getting so thoroughly crapped on by your fellow Stranger fans.


Many of them are idiots. But so are most of the people who post on here.
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Stupid ? From a fan base that did claw and antlers
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Bregxit said:

JWinTX said:

Farmer1906 said:

JWinTX said:

Silent For Too Long said:

JWinTX said:

Panama Red said:

Just a fine for Garcia


Another "hang the banner" accomplishment for Rangers


Y'all have quite a bit to talk trash on us Rangers right now. Like tons. But perhaps the dumbest way to do that is to talk about "hang the banner" over something trivial . There's a helluva lot more in your arsenal to fire that we cannot say anything back about. The fact that you resort to this line of smack talk just makes you look really, really dumb.


Um....




...Hang the Banner? ...


Stupid


If y'all didn't celebrate trial **** as major accomplishments then the joke didn't work. But the silver boot fits.


Fair enough. But y'all have much more to be funny about than stupid "hang a banner" BS.

And the same goes for the Daddy thing that makes you sound like a child predator.

Stick with your guys and their success. We can't even try to measure up to any of that.


You should join the Dark Side after getting so thoroughly crapped on by your fellow Stranger fans.


Holy **** you spend more time reading out thread than your own #obesaion
JWinTX
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Larry Hagman said:

Stupid ? From a fan base that did claw and antlers


We never told your fan base to do those…
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If there is anything more tired on this thread than "Hang the Banner" smack is "obsession/rent free" smack.
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jkag89 said:

If there is anything more tired on this thread than "Hang the Banner" smack is "obsession/rent free" smack.


Probably not
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Philip J Fry
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From the organization that brought you this gem

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Funny story.. for the Bama game we were taking an Uber back to our hotel in CS … the Uner driver asked where we were from and we said we live in the Houston area. He goes, well no ****, we call College Station Houston North because 3/4 of the students at A&M are Houston kids. I thought that was funny because when I went to A&M I thought that same thing. I was from South of San Antonio and didn't know who any Texas MLB teams were besides maybe the Astros …. I knew about the Cowboys and Oilers .. and of course the Spurs. Anyway, lots of Houston kids in CS
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Astros to the Super Bowl
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Astros always finding new ways to cheat. This time, tagging Semien's glove
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Old Victoria is the gift that keeps on giving.
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tjack16 said:



Astros to the Super Bowl
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Astros always finding new ways to cheat. This time, tagging Semien's glove
Because New York loves the Astros soooooooo much.
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Curious if the rangers will wear those jerseys with the Harry Potter dragon on them tomm night?
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I know not all rangers fans are like the lady previously posted and this guy… but there are some dumb people in the world
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There are no words for that.
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Philip J Fry said:

The fact that they have their safe space thread is pretty cringy. Wear a ****ing helmet if you are that much of a delicate flower.


See y'all can't even let rangers fans have their own thread to talk about baseball. Y'all just can't leave rangers fans alone without trolling the thread like a jealous ex. Y'all's obsession is weird.
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Bregxit said:

tjack16 said:



Astros to the Super Bowl


Hopefully ole Victoria sees all the responses telling her Selena was an Astros fan.

The "What are y'all doing laid up in the bed together like Willy Wonka" got me.
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jah003 said:

Bregxit said:

tjack16 said:



Astros to the Super Bowl


Hopefully ole Victoria sees all the responses telling her Selena was an Astros fan.

The "What are y'all doing laid up in the bed together like Willy Wonka" got me.


This pic in the comments got me
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Mr Gigem
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I guess I missed the part where the pitch hit Dubon. Cry more
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You pay money to hear the opinion of that guy you're telling to cry more.
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Mr Gigem said:

I guess I missed the part where the pitch hit Dubon. Cry more
The whole question is about intent not whether the batter was hit or not but you knew that.
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Farmer1906 said:

You pay money to hear the opinion of that guy you're telling to cry more.


Not about baseball
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Mr Gigem said:

I guess I missed the part where the pitch hit Dubon. Cry more


But cry less than you did on the "zip code" master plan fail.
Larry Hagman
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Dfw Aggies are the reason we can't win in football I know some bmas this what they tell me
 
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