***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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AgsWin2011 said:

Well it's true.
apologies, I misread the thread. Sorry for your loss. Mine died of cancer in 2019 so that's why I reacted.
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bearkatag15 said:

AgsWin2011 said:

Well it's true.
apologies, I misread the thread. Sorry for your loss. Mine died of cancer in 2019 so that's why I reacted.


Sorry for your loss as well.
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Nobody here gonna disrespect the memory of anyone's mother. Can we get back to baseball trash talk?
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PetroleumAg said:

I'd make you cry like a little girl


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PetroleumAg said:

No AgTag?


AgTag smack. When you've literally got nothing else.
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PetroleumAg said:

No AgTag?
What's next? Yo mama jokes.

Try harder
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Good luck in the World Series Astros. Looks like you guys are going to load the bases every inning the rest of the series.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Good luck in the World Series Astros. Looks like you guys are going to load the bases every inning the rest of the series.
That reverse jinx **** won't work on me... we are no where close to winning this one with our overused bullpen
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Good luck in the World Series Astros. Looks like you guys are going to load the bases every inning the rest of the series.


Far from over.

Rangers could easily win the next two. Would not be remotely surprising.

Great series!
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Unfortunately the BAS runs deeper than just Aggie sports. It's Rangers/Cowboys too. Glad we at least made it competitive to start the series. We got hot and peaked. This team is the streakiest baseball time I've seen. The highs have been high, but the lows have been even lower.

Tip of the cap to you guys.
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Easily is a stretch
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Brother, Battered Astro Syndome was once a thing too. Future is bright for Rangers. May even be this year.

Fun team to watch. (Other than the wacking each other off. Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Good luck in the World Series Astros. Looks like you guys are going to load the bases every inning the rest of the series.


Now I know good and damn well you dont mean that. LOL. That reverse jinx won't work on us.
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Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.


You realize we still have to go home, right? Where our bats go to die.
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What a difference 72hours makes.
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AgsWin2011 said:

Yeah Houston isn't getting all the calls or anything.


Pooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr Arlington
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Daddy-O5 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.


You realize we still have to go home, right? Where our bats go to die.

I don't live in Houston anymore so I'm counting on one of you guys to go take an axe to the water main. Do anything. We'll chip in for bail.
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Just a small contingent though
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Daddy-O5 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.


You realize we still have to go home, right? Where our bats go to die.


Quick, someone skin MMP on corrugated tin.
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AgsWin2011 said:

Yes I'm new to baseball. It's bull**** and you'd be pissed too.

You're welcome on the free walk to allow the 4 run inning by the way. **** your trash team and city.


This is some top shelf butthurt.

Doesn't matter the sport, Aggies love to cry about officiating.
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XXXVII said:

The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.


The Astros have been here MANY times and know what to do to come back and win a series. Lack of experience in the post season is why the rangers will crash and burn from here on out.
DeSantis 2024

FJB, FJB, FJB, etc
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PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:

AgsWin2011 said:

Yes I'm new to baseball. It's bull**** and you'd be pissed too.

You're welcome on the free walk to allow the 4 run inning by the way. **** your trash team and city.


Eat a snickers
Under rated post!
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FriscoKid said:

jr15aggie said:

Rangers feeling nervous yet? Because you should!

The only thing I'm nervous about is the gold chain open jersey trash look for the sport. At least wear a sport uniform properly when you take the field.
Maybe you should get a player or two the try the Abreu look, man did he hit that ball a long way.
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Minute Maid Park North
DeSantis 2024

FJB, FJB, FJB, etc
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AgsWin2011 said:

Yes I'm new to baseball. It's bull**** and you'd be pissed too.

You're welcome on the free walk to allow the 4 run inning by the way. **** your trash team and city.
Are you upset about this too? Bad calls all night, Astros got more.

Cry harder.

**** your trash team and city.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
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XXXVII said:

Minute Maid Park North


You'd lose more if it was MMP North.
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annie88 said:

AgsWin2011 said:

Yes I'm new to baseball. It's bull**** and you'd be pissed too.

You're welcome on the free walk to allow the 4 run inning by the way. **** your trash team and city.
Are you upset about this too? Bad calls all night, Astros got more.

Cry harder.

**** your trash team and city.


Annie! I didn't think you knew such words!
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.


Dude. Y'all have your aces going the next 2 games. This is going 7 and it's going to be awesome. Enjoy the baseball, man. Two solid teams battling it out. Nothing better.
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Wabs said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.


Dude. Y'all have your aces going the next 2 games. This is going 7 and it's going to be awesome. Enjoy the baseball, man. Two solid teams battling it out. Nothing better.
1-8 vs the Astros at home

Outscored 81 to 40

Just sick and tired of not being competitive. At least you guys showed some fight in your 2 losses. We just bent over and got screwed in the butt all night. Both nights.
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Ciboag96 said:

Daddy-O5 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.


You realize we still have to go home, right? Where our bats go to die.


Quick, someone skin MMP on corrugated tin.
Gas Leak. Water Main Break. Roof stuck half open. Train Derails. Any excuse to have the series continue in Arlington or maybe at Constellation Field.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Series is over. You guys are averaging 10 runs a game now. Total pathetic choke job by my rangers.

How do you call it a choke? They are way better than us at our place and everyone picked them to win. Choking would be losing competitive games. We cannot even stay within 5 runs of them most of the time here. Choking would be the Astros going up 3-2 and losing all their games at home to let Texas go to the World Series….
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Ump breakdown

Astros pitchers
4 balls called strikes
4 strikes called balls (possibly 5, very borderline)

Rangers pitchers
5 balls called strikes
7 strikes called balls.

20 missed calls
NET 1-2 pitches went against the Rangers
 
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