***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Does the season matter if you can't win the important ones? Y'all go ahead and hang a banner for the 7th alcs appearance!
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gigem1223 said:

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PetroleumAg said:

Rangers are their daddy
Are you confused? Silver Boot resides in Houston. by a wide margin.


Print the cups and hang the banner!
We have many more important banners already hung... y'all wouldn't know anything about that though
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Leaving the ballpark now. I will say this… the rangers fans are loud right now leaving but it's a long series.

Phillies beat us in game 1 of the WS last year. Tomorrow's game is huge.
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Ump was solid for the first few innings. He started missing some close calls after that. Most went the Astros way.

Credit where it's due, Rangers pitched well tonight and got enough offensively. I never felt like the Astros got into any kind of rhythm at the plate, with the exception of Breggy. He had solid contact all night, just great plays to get him out.

Carter played a monster game on defense, and the hustle double led to a run.

I still maintain my prediction. Split in Houston, Astros take 2 of 3 in Arlington, then it comes down to whether or not the Stros can win game 6 or 7 at home.

King Tuck needs to wake up
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PetroleumAg said:

Does the season matter if you can't win the important ones? Y'all go ahead and hang a banner for the 7th alcs appearance!
Pretty sure this team knows how to win important ones... remember the WS last year? How about all the playoff games leading to the 7 straight ALCS appearances... You aren't going to win a fight trying to say this team doesn't know how to win the important ones. Game 1 of any playoff series is huge, but it takes 4 to win the series.

Good win tonight.
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Carter is going to be special
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Make sure to bring some tissues to bed!
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Barnyard96 said:

Can we please get V some run support!
Answer: NO
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Rangers pitching flat out won today. Hats off to y'all. Enjoy the night and let's see which Framber shows up tomorrow.
PetroleumAg
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no cheats = no runs….
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PetroleumAg said:

no cheats = no runs….

7 straight ALCS. Get a new schtick.
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I think tonight we learned we have a common enemy.

MY post breakdown:
33% Star Wars
33% Astros
33% Making myself laugh
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agdaddy04 said:

PetroleumAg said:

no cheats = no runs….

7 straight ALCS. Get a new schtick.


Your poor wife had to listen to your whining all weekend!
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The Porkchop Express said:

I think tonight we learned we have a common enemy.




They're about to lose a lot of subscribers with the crap they've pulled. Pile on that Aggie football is crap and they sunshine pump every offseason and take all our money because they pump everything up.

Don't even get me started on the politics board.

This message will self-destruct in 3…. 2…. 1….
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I can put my love for Stros aside and say I won't renew my premium subscription with the staff being this way
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FriscoKid said:


Last time this was posted, Houston scored 39 runs in a 3 game series vs Texas. I appreciate you
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:

I can put my love for Stros aside and say I won't renew my premium subscription with the staff being this way


I sure this make the staff heartbroken and will leave them with an empty void in their hearts.
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Cool story bro
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bearkatag15 said:

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Last time this was posted, Houston scored 39 runs in a 3 game series vs Texas. I appreciate you

One team hasn't lost a single game in the post season. Another team is down 0-1 in the series. I would suggest posting more childish boobs as some kind of goofy worship thing. Boobs are better than trash cans, but a loss is a loss.

You guys can still make it happen though.
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Astros fans being soft as hell?

Sad… but many such cases
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Jsimonds58 said:

Astros fans being soft as hell?

Sad… but many such cases


Speak for the Rangerettes coming and flagging our posts
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FriscoKid said:

bearkatag15 said:

FriscoKid said:


Last time this was posted, Houston scored 39 runs in a 3 game series vs Texas. I appreciate you

One team hasn't lost a single game in the post season. Another team is down 0-1 in the series. I would suggest posting more childish boobs as some kind of goofy worship thing. Boobs are better than trash cans, but a loss is a loss.

You guys can still make it happen though.
did this guy just say childish boobs…. Umm I don't think that means what you think it does haha
gigem1223
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This ain't the same team as it was in early September. You guys throttled us but you caught the Rangers at a good time. Evan Carter wasn't on the club, Josh Jung was hurt, Evo was making his rehab start, Scherzer and Sborz were not 100% either.
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Jsimonds58 said:

Astros fans being soft as hell?

Sad… but many such cases


It hurts. It really hurts. It's all they have to hang their hats on.
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To the absolute ****ing cock sucker of a ******bag coward that elbowed Mrs. Marvin in the MMP stairwell and then ran off after I called you a weak ***** and yellow *****, please come back to the park tomorrow. I welcome the chance to speak with you and kick your ever loving ***** ass. ****ing coward. **** you, you trash piece of *****
Marvin
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**** you you piece of *****
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JohnnyTexAg1995 said:

FriscoKid said:

bearkatag15 said:

FriscoKid said:


Last time this was posted, Houston scored 39 runs in a 3 game series vs Texas. I appreciate you

One team hasn't lost a single game in the post season. Another team is down 0-1 in the series. I would suggest posting more childish boobs as some kind of goofy worship thing. Boobs are better than trash cans, but a loss is a loss.

You guys can still make it happen though.
did this guy just say childish boobs…. Umm I don't think that means what you think it does haha


Lol.
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Sorry about Mrs. Marvin. That's not cool.

Sounds like another night in Houston though. I saw a video of one Astro fan beating the crap out of another Astro fan and ricocheting into his wife in the ALDS.
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One team has been to 7 straight ALCS, another team hasn't been to one in over a decade. This isn't a 3 game series.
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Marvin said:

To the absolute ****ing cock sucker of a ******bag coward that elbowed Mrs. Marvin in the MMP stairwell and then ran off after I called you a weak ***** and yellow *****, please come back to the park tomorrow. I welcome the chance to speak with you and kick your ever loving ***** ass. ****ing coward. **** you, you trash piece of *****
None of this happened
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agdaddy04 said:

One team has been to 7 straight ALCS, another team hasn't been to one in over a decade. This isn't a 3 game series.

I know it hurts. Cope more.
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Marvin said:

To the absolute ****ing cock sucker of a ******bag coward that elbowed Mrs. Marvin in the MMP stairwell and then ran off after I called you a weak ***** and yellow *****, please come back to the park tomorrow. I welcome the chance to speak with you and kick your ever loving ***** ass. ****ing coward. **** you, you trash piece of *****


I love the baseball board as much as anyone but why the hell are you posting this on Texags if this really just happened? And on this thread? Priorities brother.
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Marvin said:

To the absolute ****ing cock sucker of a ******bag coward that elbowed Mrs. Marvin in the MMP stairwell and then ran off after I called you a weak ***** and yellow *****, please come back to the park tomorrow. I welcome the chance to speak with you and kick your ever loving ***** ass. ****ing coward. **** you, you trash piece of *****
Wait….

You're assuming it was a texags poster ranger fan who did it to your wife? Hope she's not hurt or anything sounds like a cheap shot. Sorry man.
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AgsWin2011 said:

Sorry about Mrs. Marvin. That's not cool.

Sounds like another night in Houston though. I saw a video of one Astro fan beating the crap out of another Astro fan and ricocheting into his wife in the ALDS.


Another night in Houston with 3 middle-aged fat ass Ranger fans that were so brave they ran from a single gray-haired man? Yeah, seems like any other day…
 
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