***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Dies Irae
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Prosperdick said:

Furlock Bones said:

Dodgers only win Mickey Mouse championships.
They can talk about asterisks all they want about '17, I could care less but if you REALLY want to talk asterisks 2020 WS is the granddaddy of them all. They should have made that trophy out of the same cardboard they used for the fake fans in the stands.


No doubt, if you don't believe me, look at the 2020 MVP asterisk we have playing 1B
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tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series
Yet the Astros swept the Braves in 3 games this year...in Atlanta. I get what you're saying but it's baseball.
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Prosperdick said:

tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series
Yet the Astros swept the Braves in 3 games this year...in Atlanta. I get what you're saying but it's baseball.


I hope I'm wrong. I'm just saying Atlanta and LA look pretty unstoppable right now. Especially LA

But if a team from the AL was equipped to do it, it's the Astros
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tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series
Yet it seems like a wild card team makes the World Series every year.
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Which one of you just sent me 35 pairs of Red Hat knit socks?

Silent For Too Long
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Your fanbase is really thin skinsikitve.

I almost feel sorry for them. Almost

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Lol like Rangers fans haven't been spouting off all season about the 2022 WS title as being "in the past" and laying claim to some imaginary present and future where they are the dominant reigning champs and Astros haven't won anything ever.

You reap what you sow
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South Platte said:

tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series
Yet it seems like a wild card team makes the World Series every year.
4/10 is a stretch to say they make it to the world series every year

22 Phillies
19 Nationals
14 Giants
14 Royals

IT was only 3 years it happened. Think ALCS is Astros Vs. Orioles, Astros win on experience. Think Bal stays in the 1 Seed and Astros take the west for the 2 seed and they meet in the ALCS.
I live in waco....therefore, I am ready to move elsewhere.
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Could have been a lot of people because you're such a sweet heart.
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TefIon Don said:

LarryElder said:

Normally wouldn't care about the rangers but since their fans are mostly fat dbags they deserve all the scorn and ridicule thrown their way


Alright, which one of you Ranger fans smashed this guys wife?


Why would I do a stupid thing like getting married
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Ihatefallscounty said:

South Platte said:

tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series
Yet it seems like a wild card team makes the World Series every year.
4/10 is a stretch to say they make it to the world series every year

22 Phillies
19 Nationals
14 Giants
14 Royals

IT was only 3 years it happened. Think ALCS is Astros Vs. Orioles, Astros win on experience. Think Bal stays in the 1 Seed and Astros take the west for the 2 seed and they meet in the ALCS.
Relatively speaking, 40% is pretty strong considering some of those wild card teams finish 10+ games behind the division winners and only make up 25% of the playoff teams (until recently)

2011 Cardinals as well. Don't ask me how I know . . . .

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LarryElder said:

TefIon Don said:

LarryElder said:

Normally wouldn't care about the rangers but since their fans are mostly fat dbags they deserve all the scorn and ridicule thrown their way


Alright, which one of you Ranger fans smashed this guys wife?


Why would I do a stupid thing like getting married


Lol. Here's a pic of a Ranger fan "smash" party.
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tjack16 said:



I laughed, but can we keep the political figures off the baseball threads?
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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It's September 3rd. Back where you belong.

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Well tomorrow-Wednesday is going to be huge as we expected.

Except it'll be the battle for 2nd place… which is not what we predicted a month ago
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South Platte said:

It's September 3rd. Back where you belong.

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Right where we want you. On the road.
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South Platte said:

It's September 3rd. Back where you belong.

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Hang the banner
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Something's got to give this week with both of our home/road splits


XXXVII
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Cromagnum
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Dat bullpen!
Dies Irae
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Might wanna make that Seager guy a DH
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Mr Gigem
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Your SS has more errors than ours
Dies Irae
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Mr Gigem said:

Your SS has more errors than ours


He also has a gold glove, like last year
Silent For Too Long
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Let's go Astros chant in Arlington.

Thanks for letting us take over your stadium guys. Mighty nice of you.
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Is Minute Maid North available this weekend? Any chance we could move our series with the Padres up there since we obviously love hitting in that park more than our own!
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Dies Irae
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Houston is titletown, tx
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I think we need to find a water main issue in mmp this week
Dies Irae
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Adolis Garcia must be a huge Linda Rondstadt fan because that last pitch just "Blue Bayou"
Dies Irae
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Honduran DJ Qualls has 800 feet of home run off you today
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SP aren't you a Baylor fan too?

Not the best Labor Day weekend for you bro. My condolences.
 
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