***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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Prosperdick
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They'll always have "4 starters in the all star game" and "in playoff hunt in September" banners to hang in the horse barn
Silent For Too Long
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Something something .001% something something something.
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Congrats on the title Astros!
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I regret I have only two blue stars to give this post, One here, one on the 'Stros thread.
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Prosperdick said:

They'll always have "4 starters in the all star game" and "in playoff hunt in September" banners to hang in the horse barn


Hang the banner
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Panama Red said:



Should have learned from Texans letterman jacket incident.


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Prosperdick said:

They'll always have "4 starters in the all star game" and "in playoff hunt in September" banners to hang in the horse barn


Don't forget:

BoChY iS a GeNiUs

liNeUp oF dEaTh

WOn tHe TrAdE dEaDLiNe

aStRoS hAvE HaD eVeRy ChAnCe tO cAtCh Us.

PyThAgOreaN pRoJeCtIoN is 157 WiNs!


All kidding aside, who knows how the season will turn out. Baseball can be a cruel mistress.
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Well guys

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Legal Custodian said:

Congrats on the title Astros!


Not quite yet but the team has picked up the scent and is hot on the trail. We'll see how it ends- could go three different ways.

The difference is the Astros actually have titles and know that you don't win them in August. But you certainly can lose them!
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Legal Custodian said:

Congrats on the title Astros!


You mean the one we won about 10 months ago? Thanks
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Legal Custodian said:

Congrats on the title Astros!
Thanks! You're about 10 months late
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My bad, y'all are talking so much trash I figured y'all won again. Forgot y'all were just in second place. My mistake!
Dies Irae
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Legal Custodian said:

Congrats on the title Astros!

Marvin
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Ah, there is the .001!
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aggiedata
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15 days ago

kb2001
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Legal Custodian said:

My bad, y'all are talking so much trash I figured y'all won again. Forgot y'all were just in second place. My mistake!
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aggiedata said:

15 days ago




What a difference 15 days can make!
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Man, every Astros fan on Texags is taking their best shot tonight. Been salivating for months waiting for the chance to pounce, and pounce y'all did. Fair enough.

Meanwhile …..
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fullback44
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As an Astros fan I have to say there is a long ways to go for both of these teams this month …. Both teams have pitching issues …. I have been worried about our starters since we lost Garcia

But here's the good thing for all of us .. Wiggy is fixing to kick some arse and the Aggies are fixing to be rolling…. I would take a big Aggoe football year over any of this stuff
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South Platte said:

Man, every Astros fan on Texags is taking their best shot tonight. Been salivating for months waiting for the chance to pounce, and pounce y'all did. Fair enough.

Meanwhile …..



All good, brother. You and Legal showed up.
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I heard a rumor that something happened. It can't possibly be true can it?


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South Platte said:

Man, every Astros fan on Texags is taking their best shot tonight. Been salivating for months waiting for the chance to pounce, and pounce y'all did. Fair enough.

Meanwhile …..



Good gif usage.
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fullback44 said:

As an Astros fan I have to say there is a long ways to go for both of these teams this month …. Both teams have pitching issues …. I have been worried about our starters since we lost Garcia

But here's the good thing for all of us .. Wiggy is fixing to kick some arse and the Aggies are fixing to be rolling…. I would take a big Aggoe football year over any of this stuff


One thing that Astro and Ranger fans can agree on is that you are going to be really disappointed and I can only assume you are drunk.
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Nope .. this is our year .. Wiggy fixing to crazy like Johnny did .. trust me I'm feeling the force
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The Porkchop Express said:

fullback44 said:

As an Astros fan I have to say there is a long ways to go for both of these teams this month …. Both teams have pitching issues …. I have been worried about our starters since we lost Garcia

But here's the good thing for all of us .. Wiggy is fixing to kick some arse and the Aggies are fixing to be rolling…. I would take a big Aggoe football year over any of this stuff


One thing that Astro and Ranger fans can agree on is that you are going to be really disappointed and I can only assume you are drunk.


I heard Jerrod Johnson's shoulder is all better after surgery
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Dies Irae said:

The Porkchop Express said:

fullback44 said:

As an Astros fan I have to say there is a long ways to go for both of these teams this month …. Both teams have pitching issues …. I have been worried about our starters since we lost Garcia

But here's the good thing for all of us .. Wiggy is fixing to kick some arse and the Aggies are fixing to be rolling…. I would take a big Aggoe football year over any of this stuff


One thing that Astro and Ranger fans can agree on is that you are going to be really disappointed and I can only assume you are drunk.


I heard Jerrod Johnson's shoulder is all better after surgery
I heard Chip Ambres will turn the program around!
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Normally wouldn't care about the rangers but since their fans are mostly fat dbags they deserve all the scorn and ridicule thrown their way

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I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series
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tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series


Nobody was gonna beat the 2019 Astros either.
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look on the brightside ranger fan:

at least no one can blow a save today
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JDUB08AG said:

tjack16 said:

I think the Astros or Orioles will win the AL this year but I dont see anybody beating the Dodgers or Braves in the World Series


Nobody was gonna beat the 2019 Astros either.
Or the 2022 Effin' Dodgers.
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LarryElder said:

Normally wouldn't care about the rangers but since their fans are mostly fat dbags they deserve all the scorn and ridicule thrown their way


Alright, which one of you Ranger fans smashed this guys wife?
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Dodgers only win Mickey Mouse championships.
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Furlock Bones said:

Dodgers only win Mickey Mouse championships.
They can talk about asterisks all they want about '17, I could care less but if you REALLY want to talk asterisks 2020 WS is the granddaddy of them all. They should have made that trophy out of the same cardboard they used for the fake fans in the stands.
 
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