***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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In reply to Jet Black • 9:01p, 7/2/23
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Jet Black said:
RogerFurlong said:
Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.


Were you crying when you typed this?



That had me rolling.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 9:05p, 7/2/23
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RogerFurlong said:
Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.


Remember when Arlington couldn't win a championship with a juiced up Ivan Rodriguez and Juan Gonzales?
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:05p, 7/2/23
We really don't care about Houston sports. Just don't like cheaters. You won in 22 fair and square.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 9:10p, 7/2/23
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RogerFurlong said:
We really don't care about Houston sports.


Apparently you do

Either that or this is just your go-to response when your argument is ripped to shreds.

Which is it?
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9:29p, 7/2/23
What makes this thread lame is everytime a ranger fan lands a good blow, the Astro fans always fall back on "championship". It's predictable as hell.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 9:32p, 7/2/23
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Grapesoda2525 said:
What makes this thread lame is everytime a ranger fan lands a good blow, the Astro fans always fall back on "championship". It's predictable as hell.


Sorry you brought a BB gun to a nuke fight.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:42p, 7/2/23
Like I said I just don't like cheaters with one championship walking around like they're the Yankees. It's the same thing with Texans fans talking about the Cowboys.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 9:58p, 7/2/23
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RogerFurlong said:
Like I said I just don't like cheaters with one championship walking around like they're the Yankees. It's the same thing with Texans fans talking about the Cowboys.


Do they still teach math in Arlington? Seems you can't do simple addition.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 10:02p, 7/2/23
RogerFurlong said:
Like I said I just don't like cheaters with one championship walking around like they're the Yankees. It's the same thing with Texans fans talking about the Cowboys.
So are cheaters only cheaters if they win? Or do they stop being considered cheaters after a certain amount of time?

Because based on that photo it looks to me that the Rangers were just about the biggest cheaters of the 90s

Oh, what's that you say? Everyone was doing it?




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In reply to Wabs • 10:02p, 7/2/23
Think about it a little harder. You'll get there.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 10:05p, 7/2/23
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RogerFurlong said:
Think about it a little harder. You'll get there.


1 + 1 = 2. I know it's not as easy as 0 + 0, but I think both are considered simple addition.
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In reply to Wabs • 10:12p, 7/2/23
1 + * =1
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 10:18p, 7/2/23
RogerFurlong said:
1 + * =1

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2:24p, 7/3/23
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How we doing in here?
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 2:29p, 7/3/23
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Daddy is great. Thanks for asking.
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2:33p, 7/3/23
Just woke up. How things going down in Arlington?
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In reply to Silent For Too Long • 3:53p, 7/3/23
Go back to sleep
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4:17p, 7/3/23
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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4:18p, 7/3/23
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Never a doubt
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4:20p, 7/3/23
That was a really good try though guys. We are real proud of you guys for making it competitive.

Congratulations also on the first 4-game sell out in the history of the team. It should be all the more enjoyable to you since we probably bought half of those tickets and so you can still claim to not care about Houston.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 4:22p, 7/3/23
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RogerFurlong said:
Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.


It's 2023 MFer
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 4:25p, 7/3/23
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Harry Dunne said:
That was a really good try though guys. We are real proud of you guys for making it competitive.

Congratulations also on the first 4-game sell out in the history of the team. It should be all the more enjoyable to you since we probably bought half of those tickets and so you can still claim to not care about Houston.

Oh and don't forget the all stars! So many, much cool.
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In reply to RogerFurlong • 4:26p, 7/3/23
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RogerFurlong said:
Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.


Yu Darvish? The guy we shelled to win it all and went 0-2 in the WS?
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In reply to annie88 • 4:28p, 7/3/23
annie88 said:
RogerFurlong said:
Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.


It's 2023 MFer
I think this Roger guy was sitting behind me at the game yesterday. His reflexive response to the Astros asserting their fatherhood over Arlington was "cheaters".
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4:29p, 7/3/23
It all seriousness, you guys have put together one hell of a lineup.

If you could find some legit pitching you might be able to challenge Big Bro someday.

See you after the All Star break. Hope ya'll rest up.
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4:30p, 7/3/23
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In reply to Silent For Too Long • 4:33p, 7/3/23
Silent For Too Long said:
It all seriousness, you guys have put together one hell of a lineup.

If you could find some legit pitching you might be able to challenge Big Bro someday.

See you after the All Star break. Hope ya'll rest up.


That's big talk from a team that's still 3 games back and battling their own pitching issues. Good series.
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In reply to gigem1223 • 4:36p, 7/3/23
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gigem1223 said:
Silent For Too Long said:
It all seriousness, you guys have put together one hell of a lineup.

If you could find some legit pitching you might be able to challenge Big Bro someday.

See you after the All Star break. Hope ya'll rest up.


That's big talk from a team that's still 3 games back and battling their own pitching issues. Good series.
Without our biggest bat and pitching two AAA pitchers against y'all and still take 3 of 4. Enjoy the All-Star game!
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In reply to Keeper of The Spirits • 4:36p, 7/3/23
Keeper of The Spirits said:


I'd like to echo what he said to all you Rangers fans out there.
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In reply to Prosperdick • 4:42p, 7/3/23
Prosperdick said:
gigem1223 said:
Silent For Too Long said:
It all seriousness, you guys have put together one hell of a lineup.

If you could find some legit pitching you might be able to challenge Big Bro someday.

See you after the All Star break. Hope ya'll rest up.


That's big talk from a team that's still 3 games back and battling their own pitching issues. Good series.
Without our biggest bat and pitching two AAA pitchers against y'all and still take 3 of 4. Enjoy the All-Star game!


Weird how the rangers took 2 of 3 in houston against your top 3 with your biggest bat. I expect both GMs to address some things at the deadline. Neither of these teams are going anywhere from what I can tell. Should be a fun 2nd half.
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In reply to annie88 • 4:45p, 7/3/23
annie88 said:
RogerFurlong said:
Remember when the Astros cheated. I do and so does every baseball fan. Congrats on cheating deserving players and teams at their shot. Some guys only get 1 shot at a title and y'all stole that by cheating. Cheaters.


It's 2023 MFer
It is all they have. They'll beat that dead horse for as long as the current Astros run lasts.
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4:46p, 7/3/23
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These guys get out of Arlington by the skin of their teeth and you'd think they just clinched the division.
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4:53p, 7/3/23
3 Ws. 1 L.

That's all that matters.
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In reply to Legal Custodian • 4:55p, 7/3/23
Legal Custodian said:
These guys get out of Arlington by the skin of their teeth and you'd think they just clinched the division.
Five straight full season Western Division Titles. I think Astro fans know what it takes to win a division title. It might be a little foggy for Ranger fan.

Oh, and considering the Astros erratic play in June, entering the weekend I would have been OK with a series split.
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In reply to Legal Custodian • 4:56p, 7/3/23
Got out winning 3 out of 4 and shaving 2 games off the lead. Enjoy first while you can.
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