Astros offseason thread

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Was looking at spring stats...Kershaw appeared in 6 games and pitched 21.1 innings. 0 ER and 23 K's
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k20dub said:

Was looking at spring stats...Kershaw appeared in 6 games and pitched 21.1 innings. 0 ER and 23 K's


"lol" - Yuli
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Barf...



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Great, not only is my high school nickname associated with a terrible bud lite campaign motto, but now it's thrown in with this abomination.
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What kind of crazy assed ******* yankee thinks stuffing a hot dog in a pickle and the selling it is a new fangled corny dog is s good idea? That thing looks disgusting,

I can see the marketing and culinary idiots in Delaware now.

"Dumb**** rednecks eat Corny Dogs. They eat big pickles. So lets stuff a hot dog in a pickle, deep fry it and charge them double. Dilly dilly"

Man, the Rangers are in for one long ass season.
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Hate the rangers but I'd drunkenly eat that in a heart beat
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They should have put a Bartolo Colon bobblehead in the background instead of a Beltre one. That thing looks like something fat boy would deep throat between innings.
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mathguy86 said:

They should have put a Bartolo Colon bobblehead in the background instead of a Beltre one. That thing looks like something fat boy would deep throat between innings.


Id deep throat it between innings
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Someone say deepthroat??
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Guys, take it to the trash talk thread. Their team might suck, but at least we can make fun of each others' concessions.
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Ag_07 said:



Someone say deepthroat??
Still can't believe the face of their franchise looks like a rat and has the name odor.
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Damn Hinch going all colored coded on us this year
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Ag_07 said:

Damn Hinch going all colored coded on us this year
So Red is Left handed hitters and blue is switch hitters... took me a minute to figure that out.
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Who starts opening day, Marisnick or Fisher assuming Marwin is at 1st?
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Nicely done Chicago White Sox

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nevest-coleman-exonerated-chicago-man-back-at-white-sox-job-after-23-years-in-prison/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=49712664
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Anyone know what happened to the other pennants?

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NotGibbs said:

Anyone know what happened to the other pennants?


Think they got moved to the other side of the park.
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I remember reading back before Christmas that the banners that commemorated the division titles & wild card seasons would be moved to another part of the park and only the actual pennant winning seasons ('05 & '17) would be featured on the left field light stand.
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jkag89 said:

I remember reading back before Christmas that the banners that commemorated the division titles & wild card seasons would be moved to another part of the park and only the actual pennant winning seasons ('05, '17) would be featured on the left field light stand.



Cuz we gonna fill that ***** up with pennants
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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jkag89 said:

I remember reading back before Christmas that the banners that commemorated the division titles & wild card seasons would be moved to another part of the park and only the actual pennant winning seasons ('05 & '17) would be featured on the left field light stand.


So are those the ALCS/NLCS pennants and there will be something else for WS champs?
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NotGibbs said:

jkag89 said:

I remember reading back before Christmas that the banners that commemorated the division titles & wild card seasons would be moved to another part of the park and only the actual pennant winning seasons ('05 & '17) would be featured on the left field light stand.


So are those the ALCS/NLCS pennants and there will be something else for WS champs?
I'm going off memory here. I assume that the banner for the '17 season will indicate the World Series Championship.
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jkag89 said:

NotGibbs said:

jkag89 said:

I remember reading back before Christmas that the banners that commemorated the division titles & wild card seasons would be moved to another part of the park and only the actual pennant winning seasons ('05 & '17) would be featured on the left field light stand.


So are those the ALCS/NLCS pennants and there will be something else for WS champs?
I'm going off memory here. I assume that the banner for the '17 season will indicate the World Series Championship.
That's my guess. One will be the NLCS pennant and the other will be the World Series Champs pennant. You wouldn't put up an ALCS pennant and a WS pennant from the same year, IMO.
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Stupid 2:30 season opener. I'll be in a plane until 3:15. Hope it's one with TVs
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Tucker with the Grand Slam for his first AB at Minute Maid

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Grand Tucker ****er
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Tucker.
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Kyle Tucker with a ridiculous batting average and a beastly grand slam.
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Beautiful day for a game.

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