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You did silly.
Some guy plans to travel Africa in modded Jeep
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Why would you doubt that you should? Heck, the trip to the grocery store is probably interesting.
So... How long do we wait before we assume his demise?
This thread got me started watching Long Way Round. I'm five episodes in and completely hooked. Can't wait to start Long Way Down.
still in morocco? this trip is going to take forever
He wants to try all the spices in a Moroccan market? Is he planning to cook all the ingredient intensive recipes out of the back of his jeep?
quote:The Road Chose Him..... to sit on his ass and eat Moroccan Food....
still in morocco? this trip is going to take forever
I vote we change the death pool. Change from calendar dates to country, or latitude longitude lines (not like a specific location but anywhere along that line plus or minus 3 degrees or something. If homeboy hangs out in Morocco for 18 months we are all screwed
Let's hope the jeep has lots of TP
Well according to how his mislabeling went in London he may actually be in Siberia.
Get some cheese and put that grater to use!
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still in morocco? this trip is going to take forever
He knows he's not going to go through with it. He'll ride around Morocco for a while then say things recently got too dangerous, even though they were dangerous before he started and he just didn't listen
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quote:He's still in Morocco 100 miles from Ceuta (his entry point). He might make it to Marrakech by Christmas.
still in morocco? this trip is going to take forever
quote:100 miles/14 days = 7.14 miles per day. I walk more than that on a daily basis. This is being done on the best roads he's going to find between his current location and South Africa.quote:He's still in Morocco 100 miles from Ceuta (his entry point). He might make it to Marrakech by Christmas.
still in morocco? this trip is going to take forever
The total distance he needs to travel is what, 5-6000 miles? At this rate, it's going to take him 1000 days, not counting the year that he "might" take off to work (you know, it'll be easy for a soft westerner to find some work in Africa where people will work their asses off for pennies).
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still in morocco? this trip is going to take forever
He knows he's not going to go through with it. He'll ride around Morocco for a while then say things recently got too dangerous, even though they were dangerous before he started and he just didn't listen
Time to swallow the pride and go to the house.
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I think the actual number is closer to 25,000-30,000 miles. So when we ask, "is he dead yet?" the cause may actually be old age.
quote:I binged watched both over past couple of weekends. Very well done.
This thread got me started watching Long Way Round. I'm five episodes in and completely hooked. Can't wait to start Long Way Down.
Couple of thoughts after watching those:
- This dude needs a "fixer" in every country he goes through (local/native to help with bureaucracy/politics)
- They had sat phones, tons of pre-planning and a staff to help as well as a support team (sometimes armed guards)
- They had tons of cash and an internationally known movie star....this idiot has a janky Jeep and Twitter.
All this to say....he ain't gonna make it
Does he have diarrhea yet?
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Does he have diarrhea yet?
If he starts posting 6 times a day we will know...........
I actually heard a story from McGregor on I think it was the Graham Norton show (I can't find it right now) that when they were crossing one of the borders, he gave signed pictures of himself as a bribe and it took a while to explain who he was.
In hopes to get a leg up on you slackers I messaged the dude directly through Reddit hoping he would be dumb enough give spell out his timeline more clearly. I asked him how long he plans to stay in Morocco and his response from sometime this evening was "as long it takes to see everything good." Which to me means the dude is already on a boat back but in actuality I think means his two year time frame is out the window for sure, he is going to need a second a third and probably a 4th jeep, and that gringo better start working on his tan before someone makes a Broadway play about him.
quote:I don't know. Look at the map. He knows he has Morocco, then Western Sahara, Senegal, Ghana, Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast, Nigeria, Libera, Niger, Cameroon, Congo, Angola, and Namibia before he gets to South Africa in 10,000 miles. Pretty sure I'd spend as much time in Morocco as possible.
In hopes to get a leg up on you slackers I messaged the dude directly through Reddit hoping he would be dumb enough give spell out his timeline more clearly. I asked him how long he plans to stay in Morocco and his response from sometime this evening was "as long it takes to see everything good." Which to me means the dude is already on a boat back but in actuality I think means his two year time frame is out the window for sure, he is going to need a second a third and probably a 4th jeep, and that gringo better start working on his tan before someone makes a Broadway play about him.
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In hopes to get a leg up on you slackers I messaged the dude directly through Reddit hoping he would be dumb enough give spell out his timeline more clearly. I asked him how long he plans to stay in Morocco and his response from sometime this evening was "as long it takes to see everything good." Which to me means the dude is already on a boat back but in actuality I think means his two year time frame is out the window for sure, he is going to need a second a third and probably a 4th jeep, and that gringo better start working on his tan before someone makes a Broadway play about him.
That would probably sound cool if I knew what Reddit was.
like Texags, but for the whole internet
quote:Dont go...there is a message board for EVERYTHING there. Hours, days of my life wasted there.
That would probably sound cool if I knew what Reddit was.
I've ventured over to Reddit, it just seems too big to get into.
quote:Gotta pick and choose your battles. Avoid the big ones like news or politics, and look for the niche ones of your targets of interest.
I've ventured over to Reddit, it just seems too big to get into.
A few good ones:
https://www.reddit.com/r/diy
https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeImprovement/
https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews
https://www.reddit.com/r/askculinary
https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBQ/
https://www.reddit.com/r/cocktails/
https://www.reddit.com/r/seriouseats/
https://www.reddit.com/r/projectcar/
https://www.reddit.com/r/coolcarsforsale/
Has he assumed room temperature?
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So I binge-watched Long Way Round and Long Way Down over the last few weeks.
First: holy crap! I want to plan and drive a motorbike adventure trip like that!
Second: there was a moment that really struck me during Long Way Round: the difference between the last stretch of road into Madigan and the "bad" roads in upstate Alaska just a few hundred miles away. It was night and day. The availability of (everything) compared to meager food and housing options. What an absolute shock.
First: holy crap! I want to plan and drive a motorbike adventure trip like that!
Second: there was a moment that really struck me during Long Way Round: the difference between the last stretch of road into Madigan and the "bad" roads in upstate Alaska just a few hundred miles away. It was night and day. The availability of (everything) compared to meager food and housing options. What an absolute shock.
I was also shocked at home much prettier Alaska was. One of the most beautiful places on earth. Unfortunately when I went there it was an extremely flat part of Alaska working at a location that looked like the surface of mars.
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Is he out of spices yet?
Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess
He's treating this more like a vacation than a journey like the Long Way Round guys did. I can't say I blame him, Morocco is going to be one of the nicest and most interesting places on his journey.
He is going very slow. This may take a decade.
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