Nah, my oddest complaint is about how sand is coarse and irritating and that it gets everywhereBMX Bandit said:
Yours may be the oddest complaint I've ever heard about star wars.
Nah, my oddest complaint is about how sand is coarse and irritating and that it gets everywhereBMX Bandit said:
Yours may be the oddest complaint I've ever heard about star wars.
aTmAg said:
ESB > RToJ (would be #1 if there were no ewoks)
there are white guys...they are evil and die....as it should be (said the white guy)GiveEmHellBill said:
It was about halfway through my 2nd viewing last night when it struck me: "there really aren't any white guys in this movie." Then, I shrugged and continued enjoying the rest of the film because I didn't really give a sh*t.
FIFYZombie Jon Snow said:there are white guys...they are evil and die....as it should be (said the SJW)GiveEmHellBill said:
It was about halfway through my 2nd viewing last night when it struck me: "there really aren't any white guys in this movie." Then, I shrugged and continued enjoying the rest of the film because I didn't really give a sh*t.
Agreed. That would have been so freaking coolCJS4715 said:aTmAg said:
ESB > RToJ (would be #1 if there were no ewoks)
You aren't the first person I've seen say this. It's amazing how great ROTJ (original version) could be if you just subbed Wookies for Ewoks and modern weaponry for slingshots and sticks/tree trunks.
wangus12 said:FIFYZombie Jon Snow said:there are white guys...they are evil and die....as it should be (said the SJW)GiveEmHellBill said:
It was about halfway through my 2nd viewing last night when it struck me: "there really aren't any white guys in this movie." Then, I shrugged and continued enjoying the rest of the film because I didn't really give a sh*t.
but they didnt...and turned out to be the beginning of the end for Lucas. The Ewoks using sticks and stones to take down AT-ATs is Jar Jar level bad. If that movie didn't have slave Leia or the ending it did, I personally would have lumped it with Ep. 1 & 2.CJS4715 said:aTmAg said:
ESB > RToJ (would be #1 if there were no ewoks)
You aren't the first person I've seen say this. It's amazing how great ROTJ (original version) could be if you just subbed Wookies for Ewoks and modern weaponry for slingshots and sticks/tree trunks.
Philip J Fry said:
Purists or sane people? Anyone who says Ep III is better than the OT should have their opinion immediately discounted.
Jar jar wasn't the only thing that made episode 1 bad. You have the fact that a 10 year old kid accidentally won a war by himself, terrible dialog, immaculate conception, midochlorians, boring ass politics, etc. You had MAYBE 2 good aspects: the final light saber scene and the pod race (though it was out of place and too long).M.C. Swag said:but they didnt...and turned out to be the beginning of the end for Lucas. The Ewoks using sticks and stones to take down AT-ATs is Jar Jar level bad. If that movie didn't have slave Leia or the ending it did, I personally would have lumped it with Ep. 1 & 2.CJS4715 said:aTmAg said:
ESB > RToJ (would be #1 if there were no ewoks)
You aren't the first person I've seen say this. It's amazing how great ROTJ (original version) could be if you just subbed Wookies for Ewoks and modern weaponry for slingshots and sticks/tree trunks.
ESB, VI, TFA, III, IV, II, I --> purists can't believe me when I put ANH only ahead of ep. 1 & 2, but idc. The first hour or so is dreadfully boring and painfully acted. I can respect it for being the launch point for the series I love, but in terms of watchability and enjoyment, it's a little lower for me.
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The comparison of RotJ to any of the prequels is ridiculous, IMO. RotJ is full of iconic moments. The prequels have none I can think of.
Now this is just lazyM.C. Swag said:
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and they all have British accents.Zombie Jon Snow said:there are white guys...they are evil and die....as it should be (said the white guy)GiveEmHellBill said:
It was about halfway through my 2nd viewing last night when it struck me: "there really aren't any white guys in this movie." Then, I shrugged and continued enjoying the rest of the film because I didn't really give a sh*t.
So does Rey. She's a witch... I mean imperial. Burn her!GiveEmHellBill said:and they all have British accents.Zombie Jon Snow said:there are white guys...they are evil and die....as it should be (said the white guy)GiveEmHellBill said:
It was about halfway through my 2nd viewing last night when it struck me: "there really aren't any white guys in this movie." Then, I shrugged and continued enjoying the rest of the film because I didn't really give a sh*t.
Hey, show some respect. He's a person and his name is Anakin!aTmAg said:
You have the fact that a 10 year old kid accidentally won a war by himself,
Zombie Jon Snow said:
4 > 5 > RO > TFA > 6
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I misread your list. At least Lucas killed a bunch of ewoks. He made us endure Jar-Jar for 3 movies.M.C. Swag said:I compared 1 part of RotJ to Ep. 1, not the entire movie. Notice it's still 2nd on my list?Quote:
The comparison of RotJ to any of the prequels is ridiculous, IMO. RotJ is full of iconic moments. The prequels have none I can think of.
Ag Since 83 said:Hey, show some respect. He's a person and his name is Anakin!aTmAg said:
You have the fact that a 10 year old kid accidentally won a war by himself,
aggie1906 said:
This is so bad its good so I'd probably rank it ahead of Ep1.
aggie1906 said:
This is so bad its good so I'd probably rank it ahead of Ep1.
GiveEmHellBill said:Zombie Jon Snow said:
4 > 5 > RO > TFA > 6
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I'm horrified that I even thought this, but here it goes...aggie1906 said:
This is so bad its good so I'd probably rank it ahead of Ep1.
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Lack of planning at the senior levels of the Rebel Alliance trickles down to the lowest level as well. When Jyn and Rebel officer Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) team up with a group of Rebel troops to mount a crazy raid on Scarif, they don't plan for any outcome past the first stage: getting there. Jyn's mission brief is, essentially, "We're going to go until we hit the next obstacle, overcome it, and then go from there." You may just need to re-evaluate your grasp on the war-fighting functions if this is what you think military planning is.
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Contrast this with the Imperial officers, who, when presented with a crisis, either ask for more data or push the question to a higher echelon. There's no more clear example of their misplaced priorities than Director Krennic (Ben Mendelsohn) heading up small unit operations on Scarif -- which is essentially like a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff directing a platoon-level firefight. The Empire is mighty, but still bends its knee to Micromanagement. But hey, that's what you get when you have a political appointee running joint Imperial operations who likes to force-choke people he disagrees with.