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Some guy plans to travel Africa in modded Jeep

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EMY92
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Posts like that are what made Texags great and gave rise to the phase, "Texags, we know stuff!"
Satellite of Love
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Guys, our boy Dan literally wrote the book on bribery of foreign officals.
Http://wikioverland.org/Bribery_tips
BlueMiles
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I don't want to give his web site any hits. Anything you can post here? Side note, the phone wanted to suggest "posthumous" when I wrote "post", which made me smile.
Trev
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Is he dead yet?
txags92
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Good thing he isn't a US citizen. Bribing a foreign official for business purposes is a crime.
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Has that beastly looking nomad he's been traveling with been sacrificed yet?
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Dan, Can you get us a group buy on Moroccan spices or goods?
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quote:
Spotting a bribery attempt:
Sometimes attempts are very subtle and you will not even realize you paid a bribe. The two most common characteristics of bribery are:
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  • There will be no receipt for money paid to an official. in all payments, you should always politely ask for a receipt. Do not pay until you are issued one
  • The amount of money you are required to pay constantly changes (usually going down).
  • [/ol]

    Don't forget that receipt for your bribe, remember you can write that off as a business expense.

    Oh man this list is great:
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    Suggested courses of action - when safe
    There are many strategies on how best to deal with bribery attempts. Obviously every situation is different and you must use your own judgement when a situation arises. Many times the police in question know they are in the wrong and will not push the issue too far - but other times the situation can be very unpredictable and paying up may be the best thing you can do. The advice listed below is for situations when you don't feel in danger or threatened and you want to avoid paying, or reduce the bribe as much as possible. Using them in combination is a good tactic.
    In every situation, use your own judgement

    When possible, stop in the middle of the road, engine running
    If you are pulled over when driving, try to block traffic with your vehicle as much as possible. This will create a road block and attract attention to the situation. Leave your engine running, and don't get out of your vehicle unless the officer is extremely adamant about it.

    Be polite, friendly, and confident
    Keeping a smile on your face will go a long way to setting the mood of the situation. There is no need to be scared or otherwise let yourself be pushed around. Remember, this person is trying to take your money illegally. Most of the advice below is about making it difficult for them to take money from you. Remember, you have what they want, so you are in charge.

    Don't pay up right away

    Many people suggest traveling with a stack of small bills (like USD $5 and $10) to pass out to any official that causes friction. Sometimes this can cause more problems because the officer may take offense to your offered bribe and make the situation much worse (usually resulting in a much larger bribe). Even if the officer is not offended, they will quickly see they can easily get money from you, and will continue trying to get more and more.
    Also, this kind of behavior encourages corrupt officials to continue to try to bribe tourists.

    Speak loudly and confidently in your native language
    Once you're pretty certain the person doesn't understand you, speak loudly in your own language. Say things like "This is not right" and "I need a receipt for this to make sure it's official" all with a smile on your face. This will confuse and distract the person trying to bribe you.

    Pretend you don't speak the language
    Overlanders are often in countries speaking a language other than their native one. Even if you have a good command of the local language, there is no reason to let a corrupt official know this. Spending five minutes continually saying "I don't understand" to a corrupt official will make them think twice about how difficult it's going to be to get money from you.

    Accept you must pay, but politely ask for a receipt
    For example in the case of a speeding ticket, you can admit you made a mistake, must pay a fine, and clearly state you require a receipt for that. If the official can not issue a genuine receipt, do not pay.

    After a while, say you don't have any money
    Once the officer has finally convinced you to pay, simply say you must go to a bank to pay the fine because you don't carry any cash for fear of being mugged. In almost all cases, the officer only wants cash and won't want to deal with someone that has no cash. This tactic works best after delaying the officer for a long time with the tactics above.
    BlueMiles
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    Thanks. And wow.
    STL_aTm
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    with those bride recommendations... holy **** this guy is screwed when/if he leaves the city...
    OverSeas AG
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    Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess
    trip
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    https://instagr.am/p/BKHIvG3DPvO

    https://instagr.am/p/BKV55nqjrZi

    Do these look like the same place shot on both sides of the jeep?
    Guitarsoup
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    Scruffy
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    EMY92
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    Still hasn't ventured more than 10' from a paved surface.
    BuddysBud
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    Still hasn't ventured more than 2' from a paved surface.
    o

    FIFY
    ellebee
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    FFS I can't possibly roll my eyes far enough for this...
    Saltwater Assassin
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    Okay, so after seeing this thread mentioned on at least 4 other TexAgs threads, I decided to finally check it out. Thanks for getting me out of almost an entire day of work.

    Question #1 - seems that the consensus is that he's a lying/cheating/fraud. But we're not talking about mfbarnes level, are we? I mean, we agree that he IS in Africa, but he is simply embellishing his (boring-ass) story by recycling some pictures, omitting Emily while claiming to be solo, etc right? No one is saying that he is sitting in a condo in Plano making all of this up, right? So other than taking a Travelocity-type vacation instead of the rustic backcountry adventure that he hyped, what's he guilty of?

    Question #2 - I don't Twitter, but I understand that the #Jeep thing will link his content to Twitter users who are looking at all things #Jeep. What I don't understand is what's the purpose of some of the other "non-brand" hashtags? For example, what does #livingthedream or #wanderlust accomplish exactly?
    If you need another day not doing work read the article linked earlier on the couple that went through the Congo. Time consuming but awesome.


    This x1000
    One-Eyed Fat Man
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    Dan needs this.
    Tracks4Africa
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    Dan needs this.
    Tracks4Africa


    I thought you were going to suggest a plane ticket home
    AggieChemist
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    quote:
    https://instagr.am/p/BKHIvG3DPvO

    https://instagr.am/p/BKV55nqjrZi

    Do these look like the same place shot on both sides of the jeep?
    LOOK HOW CLEAN THOSE ****ING TIRES ARE!!!! WHAT AN ASSCLOWN!!!11ONE

    For reference:


    ACTUAL SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN ROADS




    ACTUAL SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN GAS STATION:



    ACTUAL AFRICAN WITH ACTUAL (CAPABLE) AFRICAN VEHICLE AFTER DRIVING ACTUAL AFRICAN ROADS ALL DAY (HE CLEANS THE VEHICLE SPOTLESSLY EVERY EVENING)


    ACTUAL GREEN MAMBA


    THERE. I JUST GAVE YOU MORE REAL CONTENT IN SIX SECONDS THAN DAN THE ASSCLOWN HAS GIVEN YOU IN MONTHS.
    trip
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    Bear Grylis and Dual Survivor say this guy stages his shots. My ranch has worse roads than what he has been on.
    BuddysBud
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    Blue parachute for an excellent post showing what we expected from Dan (and Emily) when they started their vacation.
    Zemira
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    AC without your informative posts this thread would die.

    I'm about ready to give up on Dan and come back in two years if the idiot is still alive.
    KT 90
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    At the 5:17 mark of the video, Emily Sheff is listed as "additional camera". I guess that is implying that she is there and working the camera? And did you see all the supporters and partners listed at the very end of the video??



    TexasAggie_02
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    At the 5:17 mark of the video, Emily Sheff is listed as "additional camera".
    and he listed her old website that doesn't work anymore. She should have at least set it up to redirect to her new site.
    KT 90
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    quote:
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    At the 5:17 mark of the video, Emily Sheff is listed as "additional camera".
    and he listed her old website that doesn't work anymore. She should have at least set it up to redirect to her new site.
    Ha! With his delayed postings, that video was probably shot two months ago and she just recently changed her site. They need to cover their tracks a little better!

    TexasAggie_02
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    Yeah, her other domain registration is good thru Dec, she should've set it to redirect to the new one
    BlueMiles
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    Emily, you're just a camera to him. Don't forget it. You can do better.
    TexasAggie_02
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    Emily, you're just a camera to him. Don't forget it. You can do better.
    that explains how this is a "solo" trip, you act like the camera is not even there.
    Tyrone_The_Tuna
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    When asked, "I thought this trip was to be solo" he answers "are we really ever alone?"

    God I hate this guy...
    TexasAggie_02
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    if Dan drives over a mine, and Emily the camera doesn't record it, does it make a sound?
    Terk
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    Is he dead yet?
    boogieman
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    quote:
    When asked, "I thought this trip was to be solo" he answers "are we really ever alone?"

    God I hate this guy...

    Seriously. What a ******y answer.
     
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