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Some guy plans to travel Africa in modded Jeep

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Just like his contrived trip to the dark continent, the only wildlife he has seen has been a troop of monkeys in a KOA, domestic "tour" camels portaging tourists, and a de-fanged cobra in a market. Emily either is desperate for a travel buddy or has the poorest taste in "men". And olives, don't forget the #olives.

Start the real trip Dan.
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So far it looks more like #theparkinglotchoseme
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Is this a subliminal message that Dan has been reading our board??? He could throw us a #texags

https://instagr.am/p/BJqiVZbjaYo
the cobra people in Marrakech are literally the worst people there. Those snakes are kept in deplorable conditions and their handlers are serious jerkoff ass holes. They are extremely aggressive about trying to get people to give them money (anyone else will go away if you tell them to **** off).

To antagonize them, I would stand about 20-30 feet away and use a telephoto lens to take pictures of their snakes. They'd try to be aggressive or come after me but they're in the middle of a giant, tourist filled public square (Djema El Fna) so they'd usually be stuck with angry gestures.
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so how does snake charming work? is there really anything to it, or are the snakes drugged?
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The way it was explained to me is that those snakes are severely malnourished and doped up. They're then left on pavement in the middle of a hot, crowded square all day long.
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The way it was explained to me is that those snakes are severely malnourished and doped up. They're then left on pavement in the middle of a hot, crowded square all day long.


Usually defanged, too
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EDIT: I misjudged how long of a delay he's on.
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this might now officially be the most repetitive thread in texags history.
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TexasAggie_02
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Guys. He's still in Morocco...does a death pool date even count if he's one country in?
you know how i know that you don't read the thread?
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this might now officially be the most repetitive thread in texags history.



Foster: You uh wanna do repeat?
Mac: Do YOU wanna do repeat?
Guitarsoup
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this might now officially be the most repetitive thread in texags history.



Foster: You uh wanna do repeat?
Mac: Do YOU wanna do repeat?


Let's repeat right meow
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess
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Fellas, I came into this thread 10 pages deep and hadn't really been following too well.

So I went to page one started reading this thread and found the Link to the couple that drove through DRC that someone mentioned earlier on.

If you have free time at work and haven't read it yet, add it to your bookmark bar. I read a page or two between meetings, delete the old bookmark and replace it with the next page; and it's incredible. It's not like Dan is going anywhere anytime soon...#amiright #themolivesthough #moroccoisjustlikeallafrica #sofriendly #whatcannibalism #lookcamels! #jeepoverland #repeathashtag

Best part, no hashtags.


Holy ***** Just read that entire thread, really amazing journey they took
Presley OBannons Sword
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Pretty tough!
TexasAggie_02
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https://instagr.am/p/BJtWwEBDmkt

Every town so far has a gas station, no problem.....yet

FIFH
Presley OBannons Sword
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21 mpg? I ****ing doubt it.
ac04
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at 50 mph i suppose its possible. at 70 he'd be getting about 15.
Presley OBannons Sword
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with all that extra weight he's carrying? and that's just Emily!
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Every town so far has a gas station, no problem.....yet

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Sure every town has a gas station. He just hasn't reached the places where the gas is sold out of plastic coke bottles.

At least he has finally driven enough that he needs to buy some gas.
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Wake me up when he fills up at a Total.

(Pronounced Toe-tall)
Tony Franklins Other Shoe
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Due to the cleanliness of the jeep, pretty apparent he still is on pavement.

Bet there are no gas stations on dirt roads.

#overlandjeepmyass
Mathguy64
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No no no. You don't understand. He's going through the car wash every time he fills up.
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Dan posts some underwhelming picture with some stupid description, OB runs it down. Wash rinse repeat. Get on with it Dan. So fking boring so far
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with all that extra weight he's carrying? and that's just Emily's feet!
Zemira
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So not only do we have his slow, crappy updates with no detail but we get 25 hashtags that tell us nothing! And annoy most of the public.

I think if we get a post without a hashtag then we know he has had something unlucky happen.
BuddysBud
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No Kensington Tours hashtag? Fired? Quit?
He could at least write some story to go with his boring touristy vacation photos.
guyace
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According to this he is finally leaving Morocco even though we know that this happened 2 months ago.
https://instagr.am/p/BJvIvUCDx4h
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no new updates yet from emily, though she did change her instagram handle from "sheff.doc photography" to "sheff digital photography," and she did minor updates to the navigation menus of her website, but no new pics yet.
Tony Franklins Other Shoe
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He's got two of his tires "off road". Good job Dan, baby steps.
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He's got two of his tires "off road". Good job Dan, baby steps.
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I wonder if he's spent a night in the Jeep yet or if he's staying in hotels.
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So far the closest this guy has come to going overland in Africa is a gas station with Africa in the name.
Zemira
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That paved road looks better than most highways in Louisiana.
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So a photographer I follow is doing a much shorter African road trip, will be interesting to see how much ground he covers and how his stories are written.

 
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