Did he fall off the face of the Earth yet?
quote:He is moving too slow to actually fall off.
Did he fall off the face of the Earth yet?
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Well, he's gonna die.
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Well, he's gonna die.
Well......yeah.
quote:no but his cholesterol levels came in just a bit higher than his doctor would like. Whoever has February 21, 2047 from a heart attack is going to be a big winner unless he changes his eating habits and fills his Lipitor prescription.
Obligatory "Is he dead yet?"
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Someone should light a fire under his ass...
quote:agree with this except it's like a kid jumping off of the high dive onto a slab of cement instead of into a pool.
This is just like that little kid bragging about going off the high dive and now the time is nigh. He's coming up with every diversion he can. If his demise wasn't so certain, it would be worth goading him on social media. Hopefully he has come to his senses and realize his bank account and his mouth have written a check his ass will never be able to cover. Scrap that jeep and head to wherever he now calls home, but wait until 9/18 to announce that.
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How long have you been working on that one?
quote:Well, maybe this is a stretch, but I'll go out on a limb and say that I think our little millennial is doing a bit of growing up. Think about it...he is finally realizing he is dead if he continues on with this joke of a journey. He is underwater in debt and has no job (even wrote a "book" about living off others). Maybe he has come to his senses and is acknowledging he should finally man up and earn something of a living...
Guess homeboy ran out of money and is using his jeep as an AirBnB