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Some guy plans to travel Africa in modded Jeep

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ellebee
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September 16

You guys are underestimating how long it will take for him to be presumed dead, long after his actually abduction.


The first day he misses his daily post from one of the many Internet cafes he's utilizing, we can assume he's dead.
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I'll take Aug 11th.
NotGibbs
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Holy sheet...I see in nine hours there are 77 posts and think, "damn, this ***ker is already dead, he was just on a ferry this morning...did anyone pick 7/6/16?"

Edit: 7/8/16...8/13/16 with a machete



Oh are we guessing cause of death too?

Put my money on his car battery dies on the ferry ride over and shocks himself to death due to not knowing how to jump the Jeep
OE_Ag11
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Since Lt Joe was 8-19 I'll take 7-19
ellebee
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Melts his eso****us from drinking boiling water.
Texan1976
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Better bring some serious hardware.
Potlicker
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I don't think he dies...
Potlicker
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On this trip anyway..
drmwvr
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July 30th
The Fife
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Did anybody else learn a lot about Africa by reading through this thread and then Googling things? I know I did. I really had no idea Africa was so large.

Same thing, that place is huge! It's depressing when you think about what a complete disaster the continent is, even moreso when you realize what a large area it is and what resources are wasted.
Ag In Ok
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I agree. I see him somehow making it back to his home embassy, emaciated and broke within a short period of time.
boogieman
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I agree. I see him somehow making it back to his home embassy, emaciated and broke within a short period of time.

That's what I'm thinking. He'll be alive, but he'll be robbed & jeep-jacked. I give him less than a week.
VanZandt92
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I think I would skip the whole west coast if I was him....


And the entire Horn of Africa (Muslim).
EMY92
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7 PM update:

Here are the dates picked so far. For those adding to the Google document, please don't erase other poster's picks if you want the same date, add your name along with their's.

9-Jul Likeke98
10-Jul
11-Jul
12-Jul GE
13-Jul
14-Jul
15-Jul
16-Jul wessimo
17-Jul CactusThomas
18-Jul OverSeas AG
19-Jul OE_Ag11
20-Jul dlance
21-Jul Seven
22-Jul BringJackieBack89
23-Jul ellebee
24-Jul Zemira
25-Jul trip
26-Jul AgLA06, cuz-i-can
27-Jul Beetle 92
28-Jul Whitetail
29-Jul AggieArcher17, KT 90
30-Jul drmwvr
31-Jul guyace
1-Aug Ag 11
2-Aug MarkTwoHand
3-Aug Shiner Bock
4-Aug CalebMcCreary06
5-Aug EMY92
6-Aug RustyBoltz
7-Aug The Fife
8-Aug MookieBlaylock
9-Aug Wife is an Aggie
10-Aug RM1993
11-Aug Naveronski
12-Aug Buck Compton, Pressley Obannons Sword
13-Aug tamuags08, Fountain
14-Aug TXRunner97
15-Aug JohnnyG3
16-Aug bedofbrass33
17-Aug
18-Aug NotGibbs
19-Aug Lt. Joe Bookman
Open dates
26-AugCS78
27-Aug
28-Aug
29-Aug AZAG08
30-Aug oneeyedag, Chazz03
31-Aug SteveBott
1-Sep DDSO
2-Sep
3-Sep
4-Sep
5-Sep Texmid
6-Sep valtosca
7-Sep Sh****aggie01
8-Sep
9-Sep
10-Sep
11-Sep jbp1999, aggieforester05
12-Sep stdeb11
13-Sep farmer2010
14-Sep
15-Sep Matsui
16-Sep FrioAg 00
17-Sep
18-Sep Tony Franklins Shoe
19-Sep
20-Sep Guitarsoup, Pinche Abogabo, BCO07
21-Sep
22-Sep
23-Sep
24-Sep
25-Sep 12thmnfromflotown
26-Sep
27-Sep
28-Sep
29-Sep
30-Sep
1-Oct CT'97
2-Oct
3-Oct
4-Oct cadetjay02, Bockaneer
5-Oct
6-Oct
7-Oct Danny Duberstein
8-Oct Ducks4Brkfast
9-Oct
10-Oct
11-Oct
12-Oct
13-Oct RogueAg
Many open dates
9-Nov Mr. AGSPRT04
Many open dates
25-Nov TexasAggie_02
Many open dates
5-Jan Bitter Old Man
6-Jan

Thinks he lives: powerbelly51
bdgol07
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Can you repost the link?
NCNJ1217
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Put me down for 8-17. Personally think it will be way sooner but we'll see.
EMY92
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Sorry, meant to post that again.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u_3_I7RDIIYj8Zrpv1Jg5WODg1TRcsMhpU7WBQrYKm4/edit?usp=sharing
FrioAg 00
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Yeah, not sure which "good parts" he has to choose from
BackwardsInBoots
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The middle of the Sahara
bdgol07
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How about my birthday, 8/21
FrioAg 00
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Unless we add "Hippo Viloence" onto the map.
FrioAg 00
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I believe the theories that Africa was where man originated.




I also believe we've been fleeing it for our entire existence for a reason.
Kenneth_2003
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I mentioned earlier, a NYE execution for non-payment following a kidnapping by months end.

Thanks
SteveBott
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Frio so true
DuckDown2013
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I'll take September 28th (my bday)
BCO07
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Yeah, not sure which "good parts" he has to choose from


See its not that bad. Most of the continent had no problems. The only places with dots are the places with people.
TexasAggie_02
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That's basically a map of population centers
NICU Dad
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In for Aug 22
Ag In Ok
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So if he makes it through the sahara, through the lands held by boko haram, through the heart of darkness, either across the skeleton coast or predator rich Zambezi river basin he will arrive at cape town. One of the most dangerous cities outside of waco. Got it. Makes total sense.
FrioAg 00
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When your iteneray contains words and phrases like "land held by", "heart of darkness" and "skeleton coast" you are either headed to a Disney ride or you are stupid as ****
RockinU
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Aug. 23
GinaLinetti
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8/21 please.

TIA
BenderRodriguez
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I'll join powerbelly: He lives.

He's going to run out of money, break down, or get scared by Africa and will consider any of the above a good excuse to back out of the rest of this stupid trip, then write a half assed book about his life changing journey and hope to heck there's some publishing company out there even stupider than he is.



GinaLinetti
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I feel like the death date should apply to the "death" of the trip as well. If by some miracle he survives, the death date chosen would still apply to when he throws in the towel.
SoulSlaveAG2005
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8/27
 
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