*** OBI-WAN KENOBI *** (Disney+ Series)

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AliasMan02 said:

This is the segment of the fanbase that wanted Luke to stand in front of the entire FO with a laser sword and take them down.

Naw... I just didn't want him being a hermit whose only adventure was pole vaulting so that he could reach the teet of some blue milk alien!
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AliasMan02 said:

This is the segment of the fanbase that wanted Luke to stand in front of the entire FO with a laser sword and take them down.


Are you implying this WOULDN'T be awesome?
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powerbelly said:

redline248 said:

Why are people still taking about Vader and the fire? It is so obvious he decided to let Obi-Wan go. The question is why did he (other than for story)?
They are going to track him and hope he leads Vader to more Jedi.
it's exactly like what happens after he kills Obi-Wan on the Death Star. It's Vader's plan to let the Falcon escape, Moff Tarkin says so. They could have deployed 5 million stormtroopers and 500 TIEs and turned on all of the Death Star's defensive cannons to shoot the Falcon down, but they let them get away to see where the Rebel base was.

Vader's personal vendetta is with Obi-Wan, but if people are actively resisting the Empire, firing on stomtroopers and Vader, and helping Obi-Wan escape, his mandate has to be to track them down as well and eradicate them.

I'm more curious on how Vader and Leia don't interact here. I'm assuming Reva will take Leia back to the Inquisitor base since we've seen shots of her wielding her lightsaber in their hangar. Does she not tell Vader about the girl, or does Vader not care? Or does she stand up to him which leads to ANH "Darth Vader, only you could be so bold."

Also was Leia around when they talked about going to Jabiim? Because if so maybe Reva goes there and Vader follows?
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All I know is I'll be really disappointed if we don't get at least 20 minutes of Reva and Vader chasing an escaped Leia on foot this next episode.
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jeffk said:

All I know is I'll be really disappointed if we don't get at least 20 minutes of Reva and Vader chasing an escaped Leia on foot this next episode.
What if it's set to a cover of The Benny Hill theme song by F'grin Dan and the Modal Nodes?
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I'll allow it.
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Little Leia kicks Vader in his artificial balls and runs off. He shakes his fist and calls after her, "If I ever catch you again, I'm going to blow up your whole damn planet!"
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helloimustbegoing said:

Little Leia kicks Vader in his artificial balls and runs off. He shakes his fist and calls after her, "If I ever catch you again, I'm going to blow up your whole damn planet!"


Shakes his head as she runs off, and mutters "she really reminds me of a young me."
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its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

however, taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe, made by past geniuses, and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
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She should yell "Aggressive Negotiations!!" as she wallops him.
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cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
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helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
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Vader is going to whine to Leia about the Emperor ripping his ass again on the weekly staff meeting, and Leia is going to say, "All mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like."
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We gonna get some Obi-Wan flashbactas, though?
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cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Well we'll have to part ways there, because I don't believe any of that stuff. If people in Star Wars were racist they'd make Chewie sit in the back of the Falcon.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

We gonna get some Obi-Wan flashbactas, though?
My fellow accident survivor from inside the Rebel Base says yes.

A Clone Wars era flashback with de-aged Anakin and Obi-wan sparring

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Apache said:

Quote:

I think Vader wanted him to get away.

What would have been his motivation for doing so?
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Was not actually asking for leaks. It was a discussion point...
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Was not actually asking for leaks. It was a discussion point...
That's why i put it in spoiler tags.

They wouldn't hire Hayden if there wasn't going to be a flashback with his face.
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Lol, there's not much point in using the spoiler tag after you've already confirmed something.

And I agree it was pretty likely going to be the case, but that's not the same as actually confirming one way or the other based on leaks.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Lol, there's not much point in using the spoiler tag after you've already confirmed something.

And I agree it was pretty likely going to be the case, but that's not the same as actually confirming one way or the other based on leaks.
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cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Yeah, us white guys have it real bad when it comes to Star Wars and its characters.
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double aught said:

cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Yeah, us white guys have it real bad when it comes to Star Wars and its characters.


To be fair, mostly you have to be a white male AND have a British accent to be a legendary character.
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double aught said:

cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Yeah, us white guys have it real bad when it comes to Star Wars and its characters.


What do you call the most famous person in the universe being played by a white guy but having to outsource his voice to a black man!

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Definitely Not A Cop said:

double aught said:

cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Yeah, us white guys have it real bad when it comes to Star Wars and its characters.


What do you call the most famous person in the universe being played by a white guy but having to outsource his voice to a black man!



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helloimustbegoing said:

Definitely Not A Cop said:

double aught said:

cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Yeah, us white guys have it real bad when it comes to Star Wars and its characters.


What do you call the most famous person in the universe being played by a white guy but having to outsource his voice to a black man!





Wait. Joe Biden is Darth Vader? Darth Vader is Joe Biden?
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double aught said:

cbr said:

helloimustbegoing said:

cbr said:

its funny, inventing new universes is fairly hard and takes talent.

taking characters like obi wan, leia, vader, and the SW universe and making something great is almost impossible to **** up.

and we know people CAN do it - Rogue 1 was great. portions of mandalorian were great. the end of clone wars was great.

the rest is ****ING GARBAGE.... i mean, it is really impossible to **** it up so badly by accident. they are deliberately killing the best characters.
So people are investing millions of dollars to make something bad on purpose?

I believe that for Nickleback, but not Star Wars.
hard to believe. hard to say. but there are two things we know for sure.

disney is trying to be 'woke as ****' and the characters they are ****ting on are mostly white men.

they did say in the last garbage movie 'kill the past'....

i think that theme is hurting it, and then the lack of talent, arrogance, and idiocy are taking it the rest of the way.
Yeah, us white guys have it real bad when it comes to Star Wars and its characters.
lol, i'm not the one race-baiting, disney is. But as for my comment, who is a real white dude hero recently? luke? whiney moron sucking milk and being an ass to baby yoda. obi wan? bumbling *******. solo? croaked unceremoniously. of course there are the BAD guys.

just listening to what disney is saying out loud, and then noticing a trend of making dumb**** *******s out of white dude characters, if they are alive at all anymore.
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Do you ever not have posts that aren't riddled with asterisks or that, you know, actually sound coherent? I'm not saying Disney isn't woke, but I would try maybe taking a step back from the keyboard more often than not and asking yourself "Does this sound deranged?" before hitting "Post."
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Imagine complaining about new characters being different races when you have over a century of movies where 90% of protagonists (probably more in genre flicks) are white males. Or complaining that the bad guys are white in a series where the government is quite literally portrayed as space Nazis, and like, not in a subtle way.
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Disney tanking Star Wars to own the cons.
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There is so much legit stuff to hate about Disney SW that I can't even imagine worrying about any of that other ****.
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The Collective said:

There is so much legit stuff to hate about Disney SW that I can't even imagine worrying about any of that other ****.


It's a children's show now. Was then, too. But I didn't notice because I was a children.
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bluefire579 said:

Imagine complaining about new characters being different races when you have over a century of movies where 90% of protagonists (probably more in genre flicks) are white males. Or complaining that the bad guys are white in a series where the government is quite literally portrayed as space Nazis, and like, not in a subtle way.

Well said. To express that kind of outrage at going from 90% dominance for over a century to, let's say, I don't know, 70% over the past decade or so, is nothing more than pure, unhinged lunacy. What it's like to feel that outraged and that threatened over something so personally inconsequential, I hope I never know.
 
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