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I mean, he's been in exile for a decade. He was never going to be a badass again from the jump.
You take any top level performer out of the game for 10 years & stick them on a desert planet cutting up giant beetles & they will be rusty upon return.
I'm hoping for a Rocky-esque (Thor-esque?) musical montage of Obi-Wan training to regain his edge:
*Standing on a rock cliff at sundown, training with the lightsaber
*Running up dunes with a Jawa on his back
*Bench Pressing a Krait dragon skull
and the finale:
*Using the force to lift up a Bantha while one of the sandpeople is riding it. The Ghost of Qui-Gon is there, he & Obi-Wan begin laughing at this point as the montage music closes & they know "he's back!"
A page from the script just leaked online!
Obi-Wan Kenobi : I said why you doin' this?
Qui-Gon Jinn : Because you can't win, Obi-Wan! This guy will kill you to death inside of three lightsaber swings!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're dead, what do you know?
Qui-Gon Jinn : What else is new?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: He's just another Sith Lord.
Qui-Gon Jinn : No, he ain't just another Sith Lord! This guy is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since Mustafar.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What are you talkin' about? I've won the Tatooine Over-40 All-Fighting Championship 10 times.
Qui-Gon Jinn : That was easy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What you mean, "easy"?
Qui-Gon Jinn : They was all Jawas!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Setups?
Qui-Gon Jinn : Nah, they wasn't setups. They was good fighters, but they wasn't killers like this guy. He'll knock you to tomorrow, Obi-Wan!
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