Manchester United 2023-24 Thread

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Furlock Bones
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Showstopper said:

I'm not sure I buy that.


Like I said, that's the rumor. He's listed on the official program as a sub. Official line is that he "felt muscle tightness while warming up in the dressing room."
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Viva Garnacho!!!
Furlock Bones
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Goal!!!!! Garnacho!!!!
Texaggie7nine
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When did yall sign Gvardial?
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Don't you have your own private thread to talk to yourself?
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Mainoooooo!!!!
Furlock Bones
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Let's ****ing go!
Unemployed
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That was a well constructed goal.
Showstopper
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Who drew the short straw and had to sit between Ratcliffe and Baldy McPonytail?
Furlock Bones
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What a half boys.
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Showstopper said:

Don't you have your own private thread to talk to yourself?
Dre_00
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Never seen United put two good halfs together in one game before and I don't expect them to start now against a City team that is likely to come out with their hair on fire but…

…I don't think I've ever seen City look so toothless before. Just no attacking threat at all. Gotta give United credit for that but I doubt that they'll look as poor in the 2nd half. United probably need at least one more goal in this game.
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Also I don't know if this is a thing outside of the NL but the Dutch commentators have nicknamed Mainoo the Stockport Seedorf and I just love that so much.
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Sometimes luck smiles on you. Whew! Haaland usually gets goals like that one that hit the bar.
Dre_00
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That crossbar appears to be the marker. 35+ minutes of a blue wave coming.
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Kinda wish soccer had timeouts right about now.
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Showstopper said:

Don't you have your own private thread to talk to yourself?
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I don't know why players get mad when the opponent takes their time getting off the field. Every player does this when trying to waste time.
Dre_00
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Lisandro Martinez is the last guy I would want to pick a fight with. Kyle Walker is either brave or dumb.
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Bad call
Dre_00
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Should send some physicists to Wembeley to study the deceleration of time that is happening there.
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And there it is
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Uh oh. Here we go. Drama to close it out. Felt like it was coming for a while.
Furlock Bones
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Bad Onana had to show up. Brutal.
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Onana moves in slow motion sometimes.
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7! SEVEN?!?
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No idea where they got 7 minutes from. Sheik check must have cleared
Furlock Bones
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Champions!!!!! Yesssssss!!!!!
Showstopper
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Europa!!!!! United Wins!!!!
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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Aside from Onanas gaffe, that was a perfect game from United.
Dre_00
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I'm so happy.
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So how does this work? Did we just push Chelsea into the Conference League (a competition they literally can't afford to play in) and Newcastle out of European football altogether?
Texaggie7nine
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Congrats. Definitely deserved the win.
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Mathguy64
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So does that put us in the 5 spot for EL groups and knock everyone down a peg or is is there a second group spot all of a sudden?
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Europa is us and Spurs. Chelsea is conference league. Newcastle is on gardening leave in Europe.
 
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