Anyone do the at home test?
That's what I'm supposed to be getting, some kinda strip like a pregnancy test.
That's what I'm supposed to be getting, some kinda strip like a pregnancy test.
Vasectomy?
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Be sure to post on Facebook your results.
The ladies post their pregnancy tests, only fair for the guys, right?
The ladies post their pregnancy tests, only fair for the guys, right?
Sitting in the hospital room with my 2 day old second and last kiddo, and this thread is of great interest to me...though it makes me sweat a little.
#NeverAgain
#NeverAgain
Sooooooo. Make sure and do your ****ing follow up gentlemen. 6 months later my wife and I are expecting our 3rd child! 18 year mistake. Doctor said the next one is on him....so I got that going for me!03ki11erAG said:
JUst has mine done. I guess I was one of the unlucky ones. Felt that pain all the way to my toes! The numbing part was the worst part but then he did the clip and we both realized we needed more numbing so he hit it again.
After that it was fine until I realized he had to do the other side too. So again came the shot for the second time and again he didn't get enough in there.
It wasn't the worse thing ever but my nuts feel like a constant squeeze right now. This **** sucks.
You sure it's yours?
Congrats, but if that happens to me, I will have to change my handle to something similar to yours....maybe 05killerag, because somebody is paying for that mistake.
I've delivered a baby that was a few shades off. Interesting reaction in the delivery room
BCO07 said:
I've delivered a baby that was a few shades off. Interesting reaction in the delivery room
I never brought it up because I never did the follow up and wanted to wait for my test results. Doc called me personally and said "well you're one of the few that it didn't take." I said "yea no ***** My wife is pregnant." Doc- silence. Me-no worries doc. You're not liable because I didn't follow up like you told me." Doc- oh, well then, I have a noon tee time to get too."
Well, uhhhhh, congratulations.
03ki11erAG, based on the photo of the other two kids, if the baby comes out with curly brown hair and/or an olive complexion, you need to seriously ask yourself the question.drummer0415 said:
You sure it's yours?
Congrats on the new addition!!!!! Add another wedding to the list!!!03ki11erAG said:Sooooooo. Make sure and do your ****ing follow up gentlemen. 6 months later my wife and I are expecting our 3rd child! 18 year mistake. Doctor said the next one is on him....so I got that going for me!03ki11erAG said:
JUst has mine done. I guess I was one of the unlucky ones. Felt that pain all the way to my toes! The numbing part was the worst part but then he did the clip and we both realized we needed more numbing so he hit it again.
After that it was fine until I realized he had to do the other side too. So again came the shot for the second time and again he didn't get enough in there.
It wasn't the worse thing ever but my nuts feel like a constant squeeze right now. This **** sucks.
BCO07 said:
I've delivered a baby that was a few shades off. Interesting reaction in the delivery room
Story time?
Not much to the story. Parents go into a blurred state once baby comes out so I'm not sure "Dad" noticed at first. The difference wasn't Scandinavian vs sub Saharan, but definitely immediately noticeable to me and the other medical staff. Everybody just kind of gave eachother an "uh oh" look. I got out of there quickly and normally round really early so I never saw dad awake again.
Has to be the worst. My first had the chord wrapped around when born so she was "purple". I already didn't know what to expect but I definitely didn't expect "purple". Good times.
Purple definitely makes parents cringe, whatever color is between royal and navy blue makes everybody cringe.
Had vasectomy in December. Finally got around to submitting a sample.
If my wife gets pregnant there's a 0.05% chance it's by me.
If my wife gets pregnant there's a 0.05% chance it's by me.
Had mine done at 1 in the afternoon and got laid that night. No problems, never had any pain, and the follow-up showed i was shooting blanks. Of course I had all four wisdom teeth out one morning and ate a medium rare steak the next day for dinner with no problems. And for whoever recommended Dr. Richard Chopp, his partner is or was Dr. Hardeman and handles most of the ED cases, while Chopp handles the surgeries. My brother used him and had no problems with his snipping.
Coincidence?
Utilize mine last night!
;-)
;-)
Ha, ha, Mike! That boy is the spittin image of his grandpa!!03ki11erAG said:Sooooooo. Make sure and do your ****ing follow up gentlemen. 6 months later my wife and I are expecting our 3rd child! 18 year mistake. Doctor said the next one is on him....so I got that going for me!03ki11erAG said:
NJUst has mine done. I guess I was one of the unlucky ones. Felt that pain all the way to my toes! The numbing part was the worst part but then he did the clip and we both realized we needed more numbing so he hit it again.
After that it was fine until I realized he had to do the other side too. So again came the shot for the second time and again he didn't get enough in there.
It wasn't the worse thing ever but my nuts feel like a constant squeeze right now. This **** sucks.
29 days out.
WaltonLoads08 said:
Sitting in the hospital room with my 2 day old second and last kiddo, and this thread is of great interest to me...though it makes me sweat a little.
#NeverAgain
Appointment for next week for first consultation. Planning for fall procedure...lots of football on...
No way. I have no need to be snipped.
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WaltonLoads08 said:WaltonLoads08 said:
Sitting in the hospital room with my 2 day old second and last kiddo, and this thread is of great interest to me...though it makes me sweat a little.
#NeverAgain
Appointment for next week for first consultation. Planning for fall procedure...lots of football on...
This is my plan as well.
Called the doc's office earlier this year to schedule a consultation. Lady goes "oh hon, he does everything in one visit, there's no consult"
"uh... I'll call you back!"
Meant to get on the schedule for first Aggie FB game but I'm sure he's booked by now.
"uh... I'll call you back!"
Meant to get on the schedule for first Aggie FB game but I'm sure he's booked by now.
Yep. I told him I was wanting to have it done on the 31st so I could lay on the couch all weekend and watch football and he just laughed. He said this time of year and the day before March Madness were the most popular times for this, but he was out of the office that week, so I took the next Friday. Hope I'm not jumping up and down in anger or excitement during the Clemson game the day after.WaltonLoads08 said:WaltonLoads08 said:
Sitting in the hospital room with my 2 day old second and last kiddo, and this thread is of great interest to me...though it makes me sweat a little.
#NeverAgain
Appointment for next week for first consultation. Planning for fall procedure...lots of football on...
Planning on mine this April during Master's weekend
Getting mine done through the VA. I'm guessing they'll give me a shot of whiskey and have me bite down on a bullet. Consult on the 30th.
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Yep. I told him I was wanting to have it done on the 31st so I could lay on the couch all weekend and watch football and he just laughed. He said this time of year and the day before March Madness were the most popular times for this, but he was out of the office that week, so I took the next Friday. Hope I'm not jumping up and down in anger or excitement during the Clemson game the day after.
We're on deck for the same day...I really hope that Clemson is a blow out either way.
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Last couple seasons have been a real kick in the nuts anyway, so why the hell not. UCLA still smarts a bit.
Ya. Conceived my most recent one after that game. I'm scheduled to get cut on the 14th of September. Flying wife and kids to her sisters. Movies and college football all weekend. Actually can't wait.Milwaukees Best Light said:
Last couple seasons have been a real kick in the nuts anyway, so why the hell not. UCLA still smarts a bit.
Life's an endless party, not a punch card.
Do you know what the real kick in the nuts is for me? My wife went back to work (teacher) on Monday and she's due with #3 at the end of October, so she doesn't want to use any PTO time so she can be with the new tot until after the first of the year. I had planned on her being there to drive me home, but she can't. My dad travels 100% for work and doesn't know if he's going to be in town. So, my effing mother will most likely be the one in the waiting room to drive me home after. I know she's going to have some smart ass comment to embarrass me as I walk out.
You can't drive yourself? I drove myself home
Not if they give you valium beforehand. My doc offered it to me. Worth the $15 uber ride home.AtlAg05 said:
You can't drive yourself? I drove myself home
Life's an endless party, not a punch card.
Geriatric Punk said:Not if they give you valium beforehand. My doc offered it to me. Worth the $15 uber ride home.AtlAg05 said:
You can't drive yourself? I drove myself home
This. Needles and blades near my scrote? I'm going to need something.
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