Dear Penthouse Forum,
Funny Top Gun story from today. We had our A&M club sporting clays shoot today. I am taking money for the gun raffle and there is a pretty blond in line and her phone rings. It is the Top Gun anthem for the ring tone. When she got to me I said "Are you excited for the premiere?" She started gushing about how she already has tickets. She then said "have you seen all the previews?" She then proceeded to sit down next to me and show me them on her phone. I thought it was great!
I then noticed my wife staring holes through me and realized this was not going to be a great outcome. She moved along and I got my ass chewing when I got home.
*** Disclaimer*** I am a 51 year old, somewhat fat, balding guy! You youngsters use this to your benefit as they are out there and "excited" about the movie coming out!
Today, unfortunately, many Americans have good reason to fear that they will be victimized if they are unable to protect themselves. And today, no less than in 1791, the Second Amendment guarantees their right to do so. - Justice Samuel Alito 2022