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https://instagr.am/p/Bvz6J4TlCWL
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Terann's daily IG posts make my Astroneedle tingle
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jetch17 said:

Terann's daily IG posts make my Astroneedle tingle

She's been dropping some killer azz shots lately. I think she only owns very small thongs bikinis (that I believe she owns a company that makes them), and I bless her daily for that.
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https://instagr.am/p/Bv5DgZ1FKXU
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jetch17 said:

Terann's daily IG posts make my Astroneedle tingle


Stop playing with it and it should get better in 5-7 business days

Oh, and metoo
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Mother fugging no hitter

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a no hitter is worth more than one dance

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That's some magically stuff there. Sanchez has not won since April, comes here and throws 6 innings of no hit ball. Toronto has to be saying WTF.
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When the Astros come asking about one of your pitchers, maybe you should consider keeping him...
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jetch17 said:

Terann's daily IG posts make my Astroneedle tingle


https://instagr.am/p/B0v7qymAh3K
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Alvarez just fouled a ball of his gotdang kneecap. This is my fault...I don't usually watch on Sundays.
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Stepped back in and almost missiled one
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Sweeeeeeeep

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Day off and then we get to drive the newly acquired Rolls Royce out there on the mound.
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Question. There a reason why you can already get a Greinke jersey at the team store, but not a Yordan jersey? Is it because 44?
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Head Ninja In Charge said:

Question. There a reason why you can already get a Greinke jersey at the team store, but not a Yordan jersey? Is it because 44?
That is strange. You can get a womens tshirt #44 at Dicks

https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/majestic-womens-houston-astros-yordan-alvarez-44-navy-v-neck-t-shirt-19majmylvrznvywpthou/19majmylvrznvywpthou?recid=family_PageElement_family1_rr_1_2751_&rrec=true
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Head Ninja In Charge said:

Question. There a reason why you can already get a Greinke jersey at the team store, but not a Yordan jersey? Is it because 44?


They probably want to make sure he's good enough to stick in the bigs before they start selling it.
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Bassmaster said:

Head Ninja In Charge said:

Question. There a reason why you can already get a Greinke jersey at the team store, but not a Yordan jersey? Is it because 44?


They probably want to make sure he's good enough to stick in the bigs before they start selling it.



Probably a safe bet at this point. Pretry sure that HR he slammed still hasnt landed.
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jetch17 said:




Tomorrow is my wife's bday and we're going to day game. Her best friend is coming to game with us along with the friend's co-worker - the Astros win girl
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digging tunnels said:

jetch17 said:




Tomorrow is my wife's bday and we're going to day game. Her best friend is coming to game with us along with the friend's co-worker - the Astros win girl


You better not fug this up.
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You have to get some pics
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digging tunnels said:

jetch17 said:




Tomorrow is my wife's bday and we're going to day game. Her best friend is coming to game with us along with the friend's co-worker - the Astros win girl
Astro Amy & Astros Win girl together?

DT will eff it up.

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digging tunnels said:

jetch17 said:




Tomorrow is my wife's bday and we're going to day game. Her best friend is coming to game with us along with the friend's co-worker - the Astros win girl
Give her a Texags sign to hold while doing the Astros win dance and video that
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randy828 said:

digging tunnels said:

jetch17 said:




Tomorrow is my wife's bday and we're going to day game. Her best friend is coming to game with us along with the friend's co-worker - the Astros win girl
Give her a Texags sign to hold while doing the Astros win dance and video that
We could chip in and buy a rainbow Astros Win jersey for her.
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Seriously though, pics
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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
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