RT has the audience score at 50%. IRL, I don't ask people for their serious thoughts on Stars Wars movies, that's what the internet is for.
DannyDuberstein said:
And they burned it by having it be holographic. You just furthered his point.
Ags4DaWin said:VanZandt92 said:Luke is bitter and in hiding like Obi Wan. There's a start.Beat40 said:
I feel like you are one of the few who have the opinion that TLJ rehashes an OT film.
Wrong. Obi wan is not bitter. Not one bit. Dejected and thoughtful but there is nowhere near the anger in him you see in Luke in TLJ.
My biggest problem with TLJ was that instead of giving the fans a nugget or two here and there, especially in regards to Luke who we not only waited 30 years to see again but also waited through TFA to see again on screen we got 1) green milk (a *******ization of blue milk from ANH)
2) Luke tossing the lightsaber away
3) Luke not actually dueling because he was a projection
4) angry emo Luke with minimal context as to why he went from perpetually optimistic to emo
5) Luke willing to consider murdering a teenage boy
6) Luke with 0 balls emasculated so that Rey the woman can be the hero
All 6 of these things are the complete opposite of the Luke character. And yeah this movie is 30 years after ROTJ
but everyone watching TLJ knows Luke's story arch from the OT. And the Luke in TLJ is a completely different person. You can't do a complete 180 on the character with no context into how that 180 happened and expect an audience to like it or even believe it.
Furthermore like with the blue milk/nasty green milk and lightsaber examples there were multiple instances where Rian Johnson took a trope from the OT, *******ized it and appeared to use it to thumb his nose at the fans.
Okay. I get it. He wanted to make his own movie and not a homage to ESB. Fine. But there were still things that he could have done to satisfy the die hard fans, the ones who spent two decades reading the EU materials and wanting to see a fully powered Luke do some serious damage with either a lightsaber or the force.
There were some interesting characters from the EU we could have seen-Mara jade, talon Karrde, thrawn, daala.....
We got no context for any of the backstory alluded to in TFA. Rey's parentage was downplayed as if the two dozen Easter eggs in TFA had never been dropped. Luke went to great lengths to create a puzzle map that the entire plot of TFA REVOLVED AROUND and TLJ was written to say...yeah that entire plot? Not so important because we are going to cut Luke's balls off in this movie without so much as a why. So all that energy and emotional investment as an audience u put into that plot line? Yeah. That was for nothing. Too bad. Suck it. And like it. Also, we are going to add an entire secondary plot to THIS movie which will fail to further develop any characters or move the plot of the movie forward. It will just give us an excuse to pontificate on SJW type issues.
Sooooo yeah. Rian Johnson pretty much spent his movie using the platform to thumb his nose at the OT fans and flip the bird to those of us who enjoyed TFA and wanted to see how those plots tied into the mythos. All while taking 2.5 hours to not only kill but tarnish and destroy on a moral level one of the purest childhood superheroes we grew up with.
So that is why TLJ sucked.
Re-Post this fifty more times so I can give you fifty more blue stars.Ags4DaWin said:VanZandt92 said:Luke is bitter and in hiding like Obi Wan. There's a start.Beat40 said:
I feel like you are one of the few who have the opinion that TLJ rehashes an OT film.
Wrong. Obi wan is not bitter. Not one bit. Dejected and thoughtful but there is nowhere near the anger in him you see in Luke in TLJ.
My biggest problem with TLJ was that instead of giving the fans a nugget or two here and there, especially in regards to Luke who we not only waited 30 years to see again but also waited through TFA to see again on screen we got 1) green milk (a *******ization of blue milk from ANH)
2) Luke tossing the lightsaber away
3) Luke not actually dueling because he was a projection
4) angry emo Luke with minimal context as to why he went from perpetually optimistic to emo
5) Luke willing to consider murdering a teenage boy
6) Luke with 0 balls emasculated so that Rey the woman can be the hero
All 6 of these things are the complete opposite of the Luke character. And yeah this movie is 30 years after ROTJ
but everyone watching TLJ knows Luke's story arch from the OT. And the Luke in TLJ is a completely different person. You can't do a complete 180 on the character with no context into how that 180 happened and expect an audience to like it or even believe it.
Furthermore like with the blue milk/nasty green milk and lightsaber examples there were multiple instances where Rian Johnson took a trope from the OT, *******ized it and appeared to use it to thumb his nose at the fans.
Okay. I get it. He wanted to make his own movie and not a homage to ESB. Fine. But there were still things that he could have done to satisfy the die hard fans, the ones who spent two decades reading the EU materials and wanting to see a fully powered Luke do some serious damage with either a lightsaber or the force.
There were some interesting characters from the EU we could have seen-Mara jade, talon Karrde, thrawn, daala.....
We got no context for any of the backstory alluded to in TFA. Rey's parentage was downplayed as if the two dozen Easter eggs in TFA had never been dropped. Luke went to great lengths to create a puzzle map that the entire plot of TFA REVOLVED AROUND and TLJ was written to say...yeah that entire plot? Not so important because we are going to cut Luke's balls off in this movie without so much as a why. So all that energy and emotional investment as an audience u put into that plot line? Yeah. That was for nothing. Too bad. Suck it. And like it. Also, we are going to add an entire secondary plot to THIS movie which will fail to further develop any characters or move the plot of the movie forward. It will just give us an excuse to pontificate on SJW type issues.
Sooooo yeah. Rian Johnson pretty much spent his movie using the platform to thumb his nose at the OT fans and flip the bird to those of us who enjoyed TFA and wanted to see how those plots tied into the mythos. All while taking 2.5 hours to not only kill but tarnish and destroy on a moral level one of the purest childhood superheroes we grew up with.
So that is why TLJ sucked.
Chipotlemonger said:
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I'll be reading this in the next few days, thank you for the heads up, troll & 83...Ag Since 83 said:It's one of my favorite new canon books (although since it's a Thrawn novel by Timothy Zahn that was probably inevitable even if it was terrible). Plus there's another one coming this summer:Forum Troll said:There's also the new Thrawn novel, also canon and written by the original Thrawn trilogy author,https://www.amazon.com/Thrawn-Star-Wars-Timothy-Zahn/dp/0345511271/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1515080417&sr=8-1&keywords=thrawnaggiephoenix02 said:
Grand Admiral Thrawn is canon (from Rebels)...
On my list of things to read after Stormlight Archive.
HaHa., you got called out newb! Nice catch, Ranch...Cinco Ranch Aggie said:You know how I know you're not a Star Wars nut?Quote:
Although able to stop a phaser blast
Yep!Chipotlemonger said:
I enjoyed TLJ's treatment of Luke more than most on here. Thought the hermit story line was very believable and logical. Heck, I didn't even have a problem with him coming close to killing Ren back in the day, nor did the Achto milk animal thing ruin the depiction at all.
I remembered Luke as an extremely conflicted guy from the OT, so him wanting to shut off from the Galaxy/force and live on his own wasn't illogical.
The Yoda on Degobah stuff kind of sets up the Star Wars universe as not the most picturesque, especially if you're living away from civilization a la Luke on Achto.
amazing, everything you just said was rightunmade bed said:
Been thinking more about it and actually think Lukes force projection interaction with Kylo was pretty bad ass.
He repeated his "amazing, everything you just said was wrong" line that he had used previously on his new pupil Rey (and makes me think he had probably used it on Kylo before when training him the 1st go round).
He also made sure to remind Kylo that Han would always be with him.
And at the very end, he dropped a "see you around kid" on him which was totally something Han would have said.
So in that last scene with Kylo, Luke (1) single-handedly allowed the few remaining vestiges of the resistance to escape certain death, (2) reminded Kylo that Luke was still his superior, (3) avenged Han's death and paid homage to his friend, and (4) set up the new generation of good guys -- the rebellion is reborn (Poe), the war is just beginning (Fin), and there is another Jedi coming (Rey).
Not so bad. I understand the complaints about Lukes portrayal in TLJ and he was my hero as a kid, too, so it was tough watching him toss his light saber and emote about how he failed and how the Jedi were failures, but without making him go all Jedi master light saber warrior on the First Order, they did a pretty good job of redeeming him.
redline248 said:
TFA really celebrated Han Solo, while introducing us to the new heroes. The Last Jedi made some dislike Luke, or at the least, dislike his attitude on things. That is a travesty.
Blatant Disregard said:
List of loose-ends not followed-up on between TFA and TLJ:"Look how old you've become." (This implies Kylo knew Lor San Tekka in the past.)
- Kylo Ren to Lor San Tekka:
"Waiting. For my family. They'll be back. One day. Come on."
- Rey to BB8:
KYLO REN
- This exchange:
"Anything Else?"
LIEUTENANT
"The two were accompanied by a girl."
Ren reaches out -- Mitaka is suddenly, violently PULLED REN, into his black hand.
KYLO REN
"What girl?"
(Implying there might be a reason why a just "a girl" might be a person of interest to Kylo)"So, who's the girl?"
- Maz to Han
" Even you, master of the Knights of Ren, have never faced such a test."
- Snoke to Kylo:
Probably a lot more than these.
Brian Earl Spilner said:
You guys know there's another movie, right?
Asteroid Chase is awesome!Brian Earl Spilner said:
That's such a tough one. Actually much tougher than ranking the movies themselves, for me anyway.
Every single movie has fantastic music.
As much as I love the prequel scores, I may have to agree on ESB being the best score overall. I mean, that gave us the Imperial March, one of the best single pieces of music ever written. Also, the Asteroid Chase. God, that music is so good.
Oh, and the Han/Leia theme. Just so good.
It's also the movie I chose to go see the New York Philharmonic play in concert. (Had the choice of ANH, ESB, ROTJ, and TFA.) Do not regret it one bit, amazing.
Quite possibly. However, TLJ has some very good scenes that I will always be able to re-watch.Cinco Ranch Aggie said:
Reading all of this thread, I feel like TLJ is destined to take its place alongside TPM as the most disliked of all the Star Wars movies.
FOREVER...Saul Goodman said:
Let's be honest, if you rank TLJ with Ep 1&2, your opinion on movies is forever null and void.
Brian Earl Spilner said:
You guys know there's another movie, right?
I don't.Saul Goodman said:
Let's be honest, if you put TLJ on the same level as Ep 1&2, your opinion on movies is forever null and void.