***UEFA Euro 2024 Thread***

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Gakpo single handedly dragging the Dutch forward. He is going to have to do more because Koeman hasn't figured out that Depay and Bergwijn are dead weight.
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I like the Dutch blue kit a lot
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oh no said:

I like the Dutch blue kit a lot


They are a Nike kit, but not made by the normal Nike in Oregon. That group has the design style of untrained monkeys flinging poo against the wall and then they assign that same style and drab single color options to all large countries. This kit appears to have been made by the Dutch subsidiary Nijke, which is quietly managed by Ralph Lauren, Diane Von Furtenberg and the ghost of Vincent Van Gogh. They secretly design classy kits with bold colors and subtle background patterns.
Dre_00
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You may be onto something. Nike's EU HQ are in Hilversum...about a 30 minute drive SE of Amsterdam. It's a front!
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I've been a Depay hater but he's actually done well thus far. Dumfries is a terror at the moment.
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Dutch player didn't one time a cross in front of the box. I thought Pulisic was the only person to do that.
jeffk
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Dre_00 said:

You may be onto something. Nike's EU HQ are in Hilversum...about a 30 minute drive SE of Amsterdam. It's a front!


We need to outsource our US kit design to the non-American branch of our American athletic apparel company.
Mathguy64
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We could hire a Dutch coach and outsource our kit design at the same time. Throw money at EtH.
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oh no said:

I like the Dutch blue kit a lot
just saw the Dutch training shirt on the sidelines. that's the ugly busy gawdy Nike we know.
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oh no said:

oh no said:

I like the Dutch blue kit a lot
just saw the Dutch training shirt on the sidelines. that's the ugly busy gawdy Nike we know.


Is it worse than the US wearing leftover Wolfsburg VW shirts that Nike found in a closet?
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Holy crap. I just looked at the Dutch roster and saw that Daley Blind is listed.
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Nice to see offside can correctly be called at the EURO. Must be nice.
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Mathguy64 said:

Holy crap. I just looked at the Dutch roster and saw that Daley Blind is listed.
you mean, former MANCHESTER UNITED GREAT Daley Blind?
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Mathguy64 said:

Nice to see offside can correctly be called at the EURO. Must be nice.
they have microchips in the balls and such and so on and so forth.
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oh no said:

Mathguy64 said:

Nice to see offside can correctly be called at the EURO. Must be nice.
they have microchips in the balls and such and so on and so forth.


They have SAOT - Semi Automated Offside Technology

We had **** - Stupid Human Involved Technology
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OMG clearly a dive/simulation baits the ref into a YC on Romania when they were breaking away to goal.
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Looks like Euro refs arent infallible after all. thats a horrible call against romania
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The Romanians stopped playing thinking that ball was out of play.
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I'm glad the commentator was going off on simulation/diving. but now Dutch puts one in after that. all but ends it for Romania.
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wow what a goal malen
jeffk
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Good try good effort, Romania.
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Just do that every time Netherlands. Maybe with some better finishing but mostly just do that.
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Well that was fast...Turkey with the early lead.
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Some hilarious defending.

This game is 2 minutes in and it's already chaotic.
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come on, Austria!

TXAggie2011
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Some hilarious defending.

This game is 2 minutes in and it's already chaotic.
Seems like the keeper might have done more than paw the ball back softly into the 6 yard box
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yeah that defender's clearance off the goal line into his own teammate was unlucky. the GK's weak swat at that unlucky clearance was bad. like really bad. deserved to be scored against bad.
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This game is begging for Owen Goal to add to his tally.
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This game went from chaotic fun to ugly chaotic as the half wore on.
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Well now...the dark horse appears to be changing right before our eyes. 2-0 Turkey
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wow.. been feeling like an Austrian goal was coming for a while... and Turkey gets a second one instead.
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Netherlands - Turkey is going to suuuuuper interesting.
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Austria have not advanced in the knockout stage of a major tournament since the 1954 World Cup.
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Needless to say something is going to catch fire tonight.
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Dre_00 said:

Netherlands - Turkey is going to suuuuuper interesting.
Not so fast my friend?
 
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