
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84x
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Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Anybody going after her transcript is going to lose, and should.
Now the actual thing.
She came from behind on a fast break and caught Sophie Cunningham in the head and neck. The referee cited windup, impact and follow through, and upgraded it to a flagrant two. She was ejected.
She then posted the words White Privilege, in capitals, and tagged the Fever.
She now says she never once claimed the assessment of the foul was white privilege.
I have four children. Three teenagers and a twelve year old.
I have heard this exact speech in my own kitchen, delivered with total conviction, roughly nine thousand times.
That is not what I said. That is what you heard. Maybe listen better next time.
Every parent reading this just felt something in their jaw.
Nobody posts two capitalized words and tags a specific franchise as a general meditation on American history. You tag the Fever because you mean the Fever. My twelve year old could argue it better, and has.
The credential defense is the other tell. When the first answer to criticism is where you went to school, the argument has already left the building.
And here is what actually bothers me, which has nothing to do with either woman.
The WNBA is standing under the rim with an open layup and will not shoot.
They have a real rivalry. Real heat, full arenas, people who have never watched a possession of women's basketball picking sides and buying tickets.
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
tonight’s looks ❤️🔥 pic.twitter.com/37GHm4dair
— Indiana Fever (@IndianaFever) August 11, 2026
Backyard Gator said:Quote:
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have social media accounts.
— Samuel Sey (@SlowToWrite) August 11, 2026
There are naked women everywhere. https://t.co/pftuTxN3IP
Oh, well with that impressive resume I'll definitely bite my tongue.Backyard Gator said:Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84xQuote:
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Backyard Gator said:Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84xQuote:
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Anybody going after her transcript is going to lose, and should.
Now the actual thing.
She came from behind on a fast break and caught Sophie Cunningham in the head and neck. The referee cited windup, impact and follow through, and upgraded it to a flagrant two. She was ejected.
She then posted the words White Privilege, in capitals, and tagged the Fever.
She now says she never once claimed the assessment of the foul was white privilege.
I have four children. Three teenagers and a twelve year old.
I have heard this exact speech in my own kitchen, delivered with total conviction, roughly nine thousand times.
That is not what I said. That is what you heard. Maybe listen better next time.
Every parent reading this just felt something in their jaw.
Nobody posts two capitalized words and tags a specific franchise as a general meditation on American history. You tag the Fever because you mean the Fever. My twelve year old could argue it better, and has.
The credential defense is the other tell. When the first answer to criticism is where you went to school, the argument has already left the building.
And here is what actually bothers me, which has nothing to do with either woman.
The WNBA is standing under the rim with an open layup and will not shoot.
They have a real rivalry. Real heat, full arenas, people who have never watched a possession of women's basketball picking sides and buying tickets.
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
Muktheduck said:Backyard Gator said:Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84xQuote:
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Anybody going after her transcript is going to lose, and should.
Now the actual thing.
She came from behind on a fast break and caught Sophie Cunningham in the head and neck. The referee cited windup, impact and follow through, and upgraded it to a flagrant two. She was ejected.
She then posted the words White Privilege, in capitals, and tagged the Fever.
She now says she never once claimed the assessment of the foul was white privilege.
I have four children. Three teenagers and a twelve year old.
I have heard this exact speech in my own kitchen, delivered with total conviction, roughly nine thousand times.
That is not what I said. That is what you heard. Maybe listen better next time.
Every parent reading this just felt something in their jaw.
Nobody posts two capitalized words and tags a specific franchise as a general meditation on American history. You tag the Fever because you mean the Fever. My twelve year old could argue it better, and has.
The credential defense is the other tell. When the first answer to criticism is where you went to school, the argument has already left the building.
And here is what actually bothers me, which has nothing to do with either woman.
The WNBA is standing under the rim with an open layup and will not shoot.
They have a real rivalry. Real heat, full arenas, people who have never watched a possession of women's basketball picking sides and buying tickets.
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
Psychology and African studies.
No, those credentials aren't real.
Just this morning I wrote an account of what I thought the WNBA meeting might be like. It was parody. Turns out I was pretty right. Here's what I wrote:
— Jennifer Sey (@JenniferSey) August 13, 2026
WNBA EMERGENCY ELIGIBILITY MEETING (Boardroom. Fluorescent lights. Half-eaten bagels. Cathy Engelbert at the head of the… pic.twitter.com/l3L8I5aHtH
Zachary Klement said:This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have social media accounts.
— Samuel Sey (@SlowToWrite) August 11, 2026
There are naked women everywhere. https://t.co/pftuTxN3IP
Backyard Gator said:Just this morning I wrote an account of what I thought the WNBA meeting might be like. It was parody. Turns out I was pretty right. Here's what I wrote:
— Jennifer Sey (@JenniferSey) August 13, 2026
WNBA EMERGENCY ELIGIBILITY MEETING (Boardroom. Fluorescent lights. Half-eaten bagels. Cathy Engelbert at the head of the… pic.twitter.com/l3L8I5aHtH
Zombie Jon Snow said:InternetFan02 said:
Paige Bueckers is the lesbian magic Johnson. Everybody loves her and shes marketable. Caitlin is Larry Bird. Angel Reese is Daryl Dawkins. The angry lesbians vs mainstream political angle takes it up a notch in wwe style drama to make up for the boring game. I'm in.
Daryl Dawkins got to 3 NBA finals. Wake me up when Angel Reese gets to one in the WNBA. To my knowledge she has not even made the playoffs yet.
All 4 are women or none are women.
— C3 (@C_3C_3) August 13, 2026
Checkmate. pic.twitter.com/WsxYdBGxwc
Tony Franklins Other Shoe said:Zombie Jon Snow said:InternetFan02 said:
Paige Bueckers is the lesbian magic Johnson. Everybody loves her and shes marketable. Caitlin is Larry Bird. Angel Reese is Daryl Dawkins. The angry lesbians vs mainstream political angle takes it up a notch in wwe style drama to make up for the boring game. I'm in.
Daryl Dawkins got to 3 NBA finals. Wake me up when Angel Reese gets to one in the WNBA. To my knowledge she has not even made the playoffs yet.
I think he meant to say Angel LOOKS like Daryl Dawkins.
Backyard Gator said:Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84xQuote:
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Anybody going after her transcript is going to lose, and should.
Now the actual thing.
She came from behind on a fast break and caught Sophie Cunningham in the head and neck. The referee cited windup, impact and follow through, and upgraded it to a flagrant two. She was ejected.
She then posted the words White Privilege, in capitals, and tagged the Fever.
She now says she never once claimed the assessment of the foul was white privilege.
I have four children. Three teenagers and a twelve year old.
I have heard this exact speech in my own kitchen, delivered with total conviction, roughly nine thousand times.
That is not what I said. That is what you heard. Maybe listen better next time.
Every parent reading this just felt something in their jaw.
Nobody posts two capitalized words and tags a specific franchise as a general meditation on American history. You tag the Fever because you mean the Fever. My twelve year old could argue it better, and has.
The credential defense is the other tell. When the first answer to criticism is where you went to school, the argument has already left the building.
And here is what actually bothers me, which has nothing to do with either woman.
The WNBA is standing under the rim with an open layup and will not shoot.
They have a real rivalry. Real heat, full arenas, people who have never watched a possession of women's basketball picking sides and buying tickets.
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
Quote:Quote:Quote:Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84xQuote:
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Anybody going after her transcript is going to lose, and should.
Now the actual thing.
She came from behind on a fast break and caught Sophie Cunningham in the head and neck. The referee cited windup, impact and follow through, and upgraded it to a flagrant two. She was ejected.
She then posted the words White Privilege, in capitals, and tagged the Fever.
She now says she never once claimed the assessment of the foul was white privilege.
I have four children. Three teenagers and a twelve year old.
I have heard this exact speech in my own kitchen, delivered with total conviction, roughly nine thousand times.
That is not what I said. That is what you heard. Maybe listen better next time.
Every parent reading this just felt something in their jaw.
Nobody posts two capitalized words and tags a specific franchise as a general meditation on American history. You tag the Fever because you mean the Fever. My twelve year old could argue it better, and has.
The credential defense is the other tell. When the first answer to criticism is where you went to school, the argument has already left the building.
And here is what actually bothers me, which has nothing to do with either woman.
The WNBA is standing under the rim with an open layup and will not shoot.
They have a real rivalry. Real heat, full arenas, people who have never watched a possession of women's basketball picking sides and buying tickets.
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
Psychology and African studies.
No, those credentials aren't real.
Real useless is what they are.
Let this sink in....
— Jack (@jackunheard) August 13, 2026
15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...
and they couldn't decide on what a woman is. https://t.co/10fX6Jmhbr
Ask ChatGPT or copilot to help you.surfandturfsbisa96 said:Brutal Puffin said:
If I had the skill I'd add a dong to that logo.
Backyard Gator said:Let this sink in....
— Jack (@jackunheard) August 13, 2026
15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...
and they couldn't decide on what a woman is. https://t.co/10fX6Jmhbr
Backyard Gator said:Let this sink in....
— Jack (@jackunheard) August 13, 2026
15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...
and they couldn't decide on what a woman is. https://t.co/10fX6Jmhbr
Ag with kids said:Backyard Gator said:Let this sink in....
— Jack (@jackunheard) August 13, 2026
15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...
and they couldn't decide on what a woman is. https://t.co/10fX6Jmhbr
Were they sure there were 15 women gathered in that room if they don't know what a woman is?
Muktheduck said:Backyard Gator said:Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
— Selene Mariposa (@Selene_Mariposa) August 11, 2026
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12… pic.twitter.com/iAHOnaG84xQuote:
Let me clear one thing out of the way first, because people in my replies are about to get this wrong.
DiJonai Carrington's credentials are real. She graduated from Stanford early, in 2020, with two bachelor's degrees, psychology and African and African American Studies. Pac-12 Academic Honor Roll, which requires a 3.3 or better. Then a master's from Baylor.
Anybody going after her transcript is going to lose, and should.
Now the actual thing.
She came from behind on a fast break and caught Sophie Cunningham in the head and neck. The referee cited windup, impact and follow through, and upgraded it to a flagrant two. She was ejected.
She then posted the words White Privilege, in capitals, and tagged the Fever.
She now says she never once claimed the assessment of the foul was white privilege.
I have four children. Three teenagers and a twelve year old.
I have heard this exact speech in my own kitchen, delivered with total conviction, roughly nine thousand times.
That is not what I said. That is what you heard. Maybe listen better next time.
Every parent reading this just felt something in their jaw.
Nobody posts two capitalized words and tags a specific franchise as a general meditation on American history. You tag the Fever because you mean the Fever. My twelve year old could argue it better, and has.
The credential defense is the other tell. When the first answer to criticism is where you went to school, the argument has already left the building.
And here is what actually bothers me, which has nothing to do with either woman.
The WNBA is standing under the rim with an open layup and will not shoot.
They have a real rivalry. Real heat, full arenas, people who have never watched a possession of women's basketball picking sides and buying tickets.
The NBA got this exact gift in 1979 and knew what to do with it. Bird and Magic did not like each other and the league did not pretend otherwise. It sold the rivalry, put it in primetime, and turned a product that had been airing on tape delay into a global business.
The W is doing the reverse. Every flashpoint becomes a referendum. Every hard foul becomes a hearing. The league says nothing, the union issues a statement, the players are left to litigate it on their own phones, and the sport disappears underneath the discourse.
Two great players wanting to beat each other is not a crisis. That is the product.
Sell the game. Embrace the stars. Let them dislike each other.
That is how the eighties happened.
Psychology and African studies.
No, those credentials aren't real.
I've been getting a lot of questions about how billionaires use sports teams to save hundreds of millions of dollars on taxes, so let me explain.
— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) August 13, 2026
Let's use the Lakers as an example.
When the transaction closes, Josh Kushner and Bob Iger will start by allocating 90% or more of… pic.twitter.com/7nHP3B6Fwp
Science Denier said:Ag with kids said:Backyard Gator said:Let this sink in....
— Jack (@jackunheard) August 13, 2026
15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...
and they couldn't decide on what a woman is. https://t.co/10fX6Jmhbr
Were they sure there were 15 women gathered in that room if they don't know what a woman is?
They took a vote.