aggiehawg said:
one safe place said:
Southlake said:
With all these security cameras, how can a dude step outside and take a piss in his yard at night?
I turn my back to my cameras just to be courteous
ROTFLMAO! About a dozen years ago, The Hubs went berserk about camera security on the ranch, including right on the back of the house big deck. He had one TV in the ManCave tuned to those cameras. So shortly after they were installed, he stepped outside to pee off of the deck.
He comes back in and I give him a thumbs up.
"Great profile shot...of your d*** while you were peeing. Your face, not so much."
He changed camera angles.
That's funny and a great story. My son started seeing a girl and after a few dates, we get to meet her three children from a prior marriage. Awesome little ones, my grandchildren now. So, the first time they come over we are all sitting around the pool and her crew and some of our other grandchildren are swimming. Her little boy, who was 3 years old, gets out, walks over to a flower bed on the far side of the pool, has his back to us, pulls down his swimsuit, and starts to pee. She gets all flustered, telling him "no", after all she didn't really know us, and we didn't know her, she was worried we would freak out. I told her don't worry, that happens all the time with our grandchildren.
Later, her youngest daughter who was 4, goes to the end of the pool by the diving board, faces away, steps into the flower bed. I see her reach in front and apparently pulled the swimsuit bottom to the side and pees standing up. Her mom was inside getting something, I didn't bother to tell her, lol.