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Rant about lesbian neighbors, pretend handicapped parking, and how to pwned them!

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4:45p, 8/6/08
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Duties will include enforcing policies and procedures; issuing citations for parking violations observed within assigned route; reporting vehicles in tow-away zones; and reporting traffic accidents, hazards and emergencies; checking parked vehicles using hand-held computer device for unresolved parking violations; booting eligible vehicles; reporting damaged or malfunctioning meters and traffic signals for repair services; reporting missing traffic signs; assisting citizens with directions and other needed information or assistance; and busting four wheeler driving lunchbox lesbians with fake handicapped signage outside of their domicile.
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8:31p, 8/6/08
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allsome ryan. allsome.
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10:40p, 8/6/08
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I could do the part of the job description that is in bold!
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12:21a, 8/7/08
what genious wrote andoregnous?
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6:31p, 8/10/08
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have you torn out the signs yet?
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11:04a, 8/11/08
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If I rip out their signs they may rip out my huevos for their manhater soup!
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10:36p, 8/11/08
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It's a price I'm willing to pay
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12:06a, 8/12/08
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Unfortunately I'm the #1 suspect if those signs disappear!
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5:58a, 8/12/08
never underestimate the power of texas.com
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2:50p, 8/18/08
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5:17p, 8/18/08
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Old Main, my vett gets 32 on the highway too!
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5:32p, 8/18/08
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Sweat.
Wet.
Got it goin' like a turbo Vette ...
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5:53p, 8/18/08
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This thread is still going??
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5:57p, 8/18/08
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This thread is as dead as disco.

I'm still waiting for a photo Old Main's pink vette in front of the donut bumpers' house.
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3:27p, 8/22/08
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when did disco die?
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Ryan the Temp
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5:06p, 8/22/08
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Disco will never die!!

God bless Donna Summer, Thelma Houston, Alicia Bridges, the Bee Gees ...
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10:57p, 9/12/08
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bump to see the reply/view stats.
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11:07p, 9/12/08
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cliff notes on this thread?
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11:32p, 9/12/08
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Lesbian neighbors
fake handicapped spot
6 cylinder corvette
cheese dip
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11:38p, 9/12/08
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mmm... cheese dip sounds pretty good right now!
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11:58p, 9/12/08
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btw....now would be the time to ditch the signs and blame it on the hurricane.....

just saying.
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12:00a, 9/13/08
I made some queso right before the power went out.

It was out for an hour at my parents and theirs came back on so we came over here.
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12:02a, 9/13/08
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The power went out in Magnolia already?
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12:05a, 9/13/08
The power went out at my house at 7:20

My parent's live 4 miles away and theirs went out too but it came back on about an hour later.
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12:07a, 9/13/08
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Sheesh... that is ridiculous! Wonder what the hell knocked it out so early.

Y'all stay safe!
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12:09a, 9/13/08
I don't know. It was annoying for sure.

I think I'm going to nap before the storm gets up here.
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12:10a, 9/13/08
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Yeah... think we are ready for a nap as well. All this Ike crap is exhausting!
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2:37a, 9/15/08
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did the sign make it?
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Old Main
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10:54a, 9/15/08
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Unfortunately both signs survived the hurricane. I was in The Woodlands weathering the storm, but I agree with the suggestion that during the storm would have been the perfect time to deal with the sign issue in a permanent way.

Those lunchbox lesbians are really diligent at yardwork. They were probably out there in 80 mph winds trimming the hedges.
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11:39a, 9/15/08
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Lesbians love to trim hedges
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10:44a, 2/23/09
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Old Main, what ever happened with the Lunchboxes?
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12:54p, 2/23/09
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Nice bump Jetch.
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1:40p, 2/23/09
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well after speaking with old main this weekend, i wanted an update
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2:17p, 2/23/09
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The thread helped me through the summer! How could I forget!

~egon
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