you are now on the committee!

PETC...People for the Ethical Treatment of Corvettes

YES! Dubs we need to have a happy hour planning meeting during happy hour, to plan the future happy hour events.

Is this Corvette an automatic? This is important.

automatic and pink

This thread is classic.

Just a quick update:
- The lunchbox lesbians have not sliced off my huevos yet
- I'm still waiting for an invitation to come over and eat some cheese dip
- No one ever parks in front of their house
- My car is a six speed
- Five more payments and I own it
- These four-wheelin' lesbians hate my car
- I get 32 mpg on the highway
- If I get really brave I'll take a photo of my car in front of the lesbians house in the "forbidden zone"



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I get 32 mpg on the highway

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Driving something other than a vet.

when did you paint it blue?

Now Ryan knows which Vette to put the rainbow sticker on.

I really do get 32 mpg on the highway. Sixth gear is sort of like overdrive and the car runs very efficiently at about 1400 rpms so the mpg is stellar between 55-65 mph.

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Now Ryan knows which Vette to put the rainbow sticker on.

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That would get Ryan the important senior vote.

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- My car is a six cylinder
- I get 32 mpg on the highway

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fify

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1400 rpms

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Excuse me sir, I believe you mean bpms.

OK, let's try this again...

- My Corvette is a 6-speed
- It has always been blue
- The lesbians hate it
- It is an 8 cylinder
- I get 32 mpg on the highway
- It cruises at 1400 rpms in 6th gear on the highway







[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/23/2008 1:55p).]

until i see a pic of this car parked in front of the handicap house for a long enough period time to take a pic then i believe nothing in this thread.

32 mpg

These lunchbox lesbians scare the crap out of me. How am I going to take a photo of my car in front of their house?

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- I'm still waiting for an invitation to come over and eat some cheese dip

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If these chicks are as bullish as you make them out to be, I don't think you really want to be eating on their cheese dip.

Maybe they will make me some quesadillos! They would probably be more interested in a quesadildo if it were electrified and purple with the rabbit attachment...





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How am I going to take a photo of my car in front of their house?

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You are going to need a friend to take the picture or rig up a camera on a tripod with timer.

Please, for the love of all that’s holy, leave your t-tops on. You don’t want one of those crazed lesbians throwing a meat cleaver at you.

Does anyone dare me to peel out and do a donut in their front yard?

You misspelled "genius". I'm not going to trust any kind of mpg calculations that come out of you.

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Does anyone dare me to peel out and do a donut in their front yard?

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I double dog dare you. ohhhhhhhh

get a friend with a truck, wrap a chain around the pole, pretend like they were never there.

on a side note, i dont know about 32mpg or how anyone can own a vette and only drive 55-65 on the freeway consistently enough to get said mileage, however i do know i have a buddy that averages 25mpg in his regularly.

vette is clean though, nice hood, nice exhaust....windows could use a little tint, wheels should be upgraded and i think the head light conversions on them look sick! with that being said, its your whip & i drive a truck so what do i know.

I love this thread

Wow, can't believe I've never read this thread. Classic.

I really do get 32 mpg on the highway, sometimes even 33 mpg. I think the stated mileage for the 6th speed C5 Corvette is 17 city/29 highway, but most get into the low 30s on the highway.

Thsi thread makes me hungry for a panini from Paulie's

Makes me hungry for cheese dip.

Makes me hungry for skibunny.

makes me hungry for.....oh nm

rdag!!!!