haha this is great

DING DING DING DING DING!

Used to be a REALLY slummy place, too.

No, the stripes were red and a sort of purple color. Not my style, but it was very tastefully done.

post a pic of the lesbians please. thanks.

I know these women. I told them about this thread. I also told them what you drive.

oh snap!

I guess if the lesbians really wanted to get personal they could have erected "No corvette parking" signs. Would the city have approved that?

Look around their house. Certainly they have some type of code violations! These lunchbox lesbians are bad citizens. They should be fined for something.

TAT2DAG,

I think they already know what I drive. If you are trying to make me scared of them I'm already there. Right now I'm just trying to protect the huevos.

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Right now I'm just trying to protect the huevos.

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Usually the ***** is a decent guardian, but seeing that you drive a Compensation-mobile, I'm guessing yours doesn't hang low enough to protect them.

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pvsherwood03,

Still don't get the MS-13 from one of your earlier posts.

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MS-13 is a violent gang. Have you not heard of them?

this thread is taking a new turn...and i like it

When I went to the dealership to purchase the Vette that made me whip it out. They were very impressed and said I was overqualified to buy the car but they were desperate and sold it to me anyway.

I'm not familar with the MS-13ers. Is that sort of like the Van Buren Boys?

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Usually the ***** is a decent guardian, but seeing that you drive a Compensation-mobile, I'm guessing yours doesn't hang low enough to protect them.

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oh snap.

google ms-13

Is that a work-safe google or will it pull up 12 pages of Asian porn?

i think all google searches pull up asian porn.

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These lunchbox

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I don't know what you meant specifically, but if that was a dirty joke, I heartily approve.

OM - the lesbians were only making room within that section of the street for you to give them a burnout show when you leave for work in the morning/noon/night.

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Certainly they have some type of code violations!

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Code violations can be reported to 3-1-1 or 713-837-0311. The reporting process is designed to be anonymous for your convenience. I can also enter the report for you if you like.

I'm not sure even MS-13 would mess with these two lezzies. They seem rough per OM's description.

Throw the book at them Ryan!

or Ryan you can feel free to throw anything you want at Old Main

provide me specific information on what you wish to report and I will be happy to file the report for you.

I don't know where the lunchbox lesbians came from - it just sounded right. Apparently eating cheese dip before going to the Comets game is more or less a tradition.

Really at this point parking my car in front of their house is secondary to keeping my huevos out of their manhater soup.

rd - lets shift the discussion to talmbout when me, you, your woman, and pv are hitting HK.

Not sure I would park in front of this.

my woman lives in BCS so she isn't invited

then just start your very own chapter of

I would suggest reporting them on multiple violations:

- pwndage of Old Main
- threatening to slice off my huevos
- fraudulent handicapped signage
- hostility towards corvette owners
- ugly green and red paint scheme on house

RD, you ever make it up to Big D? I'll take you out to Sue Ellen's and buy you a drink. Then we can amass an army of angry lunchbox ladies and take Old Main down.

Would I like this HK place?

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you would have to talk to them first for this to happen.


Sox I'm coming to dallas in the beginning of August, you will be required to hang out with me.

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You have no idea how many people in Houston wish the City would regulate "ugly."

The handicapped thing, though ... that's a State issue.

Aw, sh**, not the weekend of the 9th, I hope.

Going to Cancun to bring home a cabana boy.

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Old Main you aren't invited.

Sox, I'm not sure of the weekend yet. The 9th was a possibility but not a definite