Yall are seriously starting to gross me out talking about all this meaty, butchy, cheese dip.

Great gif Dubs!

is the paulie's by the handicap house the same as the paulie's on holcomb in the rice epicurian market?

Yes, it is.

bump

This one slipped to the 2nd page. Come on Old Main....surely you have some more offensive comments in you to keep this thing going.

Has anyone done a running count on the number of times Old Main has actually referenced Lesbians in this and subsequent threads? I'm noticing an odd obsession.

I just googled the search term "lesbian", and I don't know what Old Main is so upset about.

Texas A&M football: 2-0 versus t.u. since my son was conceived.

Why is that girl grabbin' that dude's man boobs?

How many different types of lesbians are there?

I'm only familiar with lunchbox lesbians and lipstick lesbians...

pv, is that a picture of that craigslist ad in motion? What a naughty gal.

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Why is that girl grabbin' that dude's man boobs?

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Is that a man?

Dubs has clearly won this thread at this point.

dykes on bikes! that aint a dude!!

Yikes!

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If they caught me messing with their signs they would probably cut off my huevos and prepare them as the secret ingredient in their manhater soup!

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Matzo Ball Soup, anyone?

I didn't know you could put 700lbs on a bike.

Not that I would know this from experience or anything, but street signs can be removed with a 1/2" deep socket. Problem solved.

Too bad he will be the prime suspect if they go missing.

So someone else on here should jack them.

i will set up a paypal account and post all the information. as soon as the balance reaches $300, the signs will disappear.

The lunchbox lesbians were out in full force this weekend mowing the lawn.

Mowing the lawn out in public?

They were also trimming the hedges.

It would be nice if the fraudulent signs were gone by the time the Aggie Happyhour started on Thursday so that I could park in front of the lunchbox lesbians' house and walk to Sherlocks knowing that justice has been served.

[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/28/2008 9:38a).]

Trimming their hedges in public??

Gross.

bet rd's aren't gross


No pics of the lawn mowing or hedge trimming? Pretty weak Old Main.

How may types of lesbians are there?

Lipstick lesbians - hot, long hair, very feminie titty bar type


Lunchbox lesbians - the type that would carry a lunchbox to work as a plumber, carpenter, etc. Rough and tumble four wheelin' kind - short hair (usually a crew cut) mandatory. Lunchbox lesbians don't like people parking in front of their houses.


John Goodman lesbians - the type that look like John Goodman. Overweight, smoke cigar, might be a guy - sort of like the fatass on the motorcycle.


Ellen DeGeneres type - this is the type of "tennis shoe wearing I'm in show business but don't know how to dress in public lesbian" that can get a hot lipstick lesbian to be her girlfriend because she has money, fame, and can make people laugh.


Rosie O'Donnell lesbians - this is the worst possible type of lesbian there is. Diarrhea of the mouth (always running with crap), gets uglier everyday, thinks her opinion is important.










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John Goodman type definitely the worst.

can we let this thread die now?

The San Antonio board is never this interesting. I need to move.

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Great thread. Those types of lesbians are damn funny, and the story needed the color.

I have a good friend with a Vette and he gets better mileage than me... around 30mpg so I definitely believe Old Main.

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can we let this thread die now?

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Why? This is allsome stuff.

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=2090375

Proof that a 6-speed Corvette can get 32+ mpg on the highway...

Double post. I'll think of something else to put here later...




[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/29/2008 3:41p).]

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Your search - "lesbian corvette" - did not match any documents.

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