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Rant about lesbian neighbors, pretend handicapped parking, and how to pwned them!

66,206 Views | 704 Replies | Last: 15 yr ago by KurtK85
rononeill
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hmm, good point. we have two living next door to us - they're nice, but talk a lot. makes it difficult to communication.
AggieDubs
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THEY WILL EAT YOU GODDAMMIT! WHY WILL NO ONE LISTEN TO ME! DEATH!
Guitarsoup
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Are the yellow areas where the gay people live?
Old Main
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Zap,

These lesbians are not the "let's talk to the straight guy" type. Remember, guys like me are probably a big part of the reason they became lesbians in the first place. The way they growled at me when I used to park my corvette along their curb told me everything I needed to know.

Ryan,

Good map. I still think that when the rainbow warriors decide to live in Montrose they really aren't putting Shepherd and Westheimer at the top of the list.

[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/21/2008 12:58p).]
rowdy
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i'm still confused why them being lesbians has anything to do with this arguement

Ags hate the homos
Old Main
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I'm going home for lunch - I'll check for stickers on the back of the signs.
rdag04
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you are definitely right Old Main. I became a lesbian b/c of some jackazz straight guy.

also i definitely never talk to straight guys. especially my best friend. i never ever talk to him.

eff that.
AggieDubs
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Remember, guys like me are probably a big part of the reason they became lesbians in the first place.


they didn't become lesbians...they always were
rdag04
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don't argue with fact dubs.

obviously i'm gay b/c Old Main made me that way.
Diggity
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i don't understand what Lebanon has to do with this argument.
Old Main
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I'm telling you - these handicapped four-wheelin' lesbian beeotches are mean as hell. If they caught me messing with their signs they would probably cut off my huevos and prepare them as the secret ingredient in their manhater soup!
Diggity
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...and for the record, Old Main lives in a neighborhood called Plainview.
pvsherwood03
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noway zap. they're lesbians. they can't be talked to.


from my experience, if they are butch, they will probably be very rude/stand offish if you are male. i would send a female to talk to them. most real lesbians hate men...not all of course.

[This message has been edited by pvsherwood03 (edited 7/21/2008 1:06p).]
dreyOO
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lesbian or not, they sound like beetches. that would be the primary problem
Old Main
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As far as the Plainview neighborhood...There is nothing plain about these gnarly lesbians across the street and the view ain't so great!

Just for the record when I lived in Dallas in the M streets area we had some hot lesbians that lived across the street from me and my friends. We were always hoping to get involved in some hot lesbian sechs - it never happened, but I didn't want people to think that I hate all lesbians - I just dislike the four-wheelin' fake handicapped kind!

[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/21/2008 1:09p).]
Guitarsoup
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If you had read carefully, you would understand that they are not lesbians, they are dykes. Big difference.
Westicles
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Are these your neighbors?
Old Main
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Westicles,

Add about 40 years, subtract 60 pounds, and then instill them with the hatred of a fire breathing man eating dragon and then you are in the right neighborhood...
rdag04
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If you had read carefully, you would understand that they are not lesbians, they are dykes.


wow. that is pretty offensive. that is like saying...no you don't understand, they aren't black they are .....

i think its time for me to leave this thread before i go from being mildly amused to angry...
Mikeyshooter
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a little sensative today?
Norwegian Wood
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Probably on her period.
MAS444
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I lived on Woodhead (near Fairview) for 7 years and considered it to generally be the Montrose area. It's damn sure not River Oaks.
Guitarsoup
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Lesbians get periods?
Westicles
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i think its time for me to leave this thread before i go from being mildly amused to angry...

If you learn anything from Texags, you must learn to not take anything serious on here. I'm really am sorry if I, or any others, offended you. I actually have nothing against gays or lesbians, it's your own choice and will not affect how I live in the least. And yes, I do believe it is a choice.
zap
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I call B.S. on the whole lesbian thing...The pictures don't show a Subaru or Toyota Tacoma anywhere near their house.
Ryan the Temp
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I can confirm they are lesbians.
LBDT
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lesbians only drive rav4s.
AggieDubs
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it's your own choice and will not affect how I live in the least. And yes, I do believe it is a choice.


nice
labcat01
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This thread is hilarious!
Houston_Ag
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I call B.S. on the whole lesbian thing...The pictures don't show a Subaru or Toyota Tacoma anywhere near their house.


Well they are handicapped. They sure as hell didn't walk to the Comets game!
pvsherwood03
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FJ Cruisers are becoming the new nat lesbobile
spadilly
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best thread on the houston board in a while.


so do the signs have stickers on the back?
David_Puddy
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rdag - post a pic!
rdag04
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puddy- nope...but i'm gonna try to make the next happy hour
dreyOO
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or in lieu of said parking tag, you might sport one of these badboys when you park

 
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